World domination, Any suggestions? Options

[P.P.A.]

This is the World Domination thread! Post your ideas how to rule over the earth here.
~NOTE: If anyone manages to take over the world using someone else´s plan, he has to give the inventor on the plan at least one good country.~

My plan: Selling stupid ring tones and silly wallpapers for mobile phones for free but everyone who takes one must sign a contract that he/she will vote for me at a time. When I sold enough mobile phone stuff, I´ll tell everyone to vote for me the next elevation and then I´ll become the president of a lot of countries. If that are enough countries, I´ll force the other ones to make me the king of the world!! Muahahahahaha!!! (I don´t like that violent stuff with destroying capitals and such...)

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[Ultimaninja]

As world dominator I would first take Australia.
That place is an Island fortress just begging for an entire fortress on the entire place. Plus every animal there is deadly to humans. I could cultivate the animals and train them to do my bidding and take over other countries from then on.

Once my world domination is a success I would remove everyone in power and replace them with my friends...since they would have more common sense then most of them.

And I would create the largest anime library in my Island fortress...it would be awsome.