Jokes, Post some good ones Options

[Jan Akiyama]

Three guys are stuck on a deserted island. They have no way off until they find a magic lamp. Since the genie grants only three wishes, they each get one wish. The first guy says he wants to go home. So he is sent home. The other says he wants to go with the other guy. So he is sent to join his friend. The last buy starts crying and says "I want my friends back!"

Ten people are stuck on a hanging rope. They soon find out that its gonna snap if one of them does not let go. After all of their bickering, one guy says he will let go of the rope. So he makes a long and touching farewell speech. After he is done everyone claps.

A guy is off to buy a bull.He tells his sister thathe will send her a telegram when he gets it. He finds one but when he tries to send a telegram, he is told that the machine is broken and can only send one word telegrams. After a lot of debating, he decides to send the word "comfortable". The telegram dude asks why that word. The boy replies "My sister reads slowly. She will understand."

[Swifty-chan]

George Washington, Clinton and Bush are on an airplane. Their plane flew a cross a poor country. Clinton threw a $100 outside the window, face the other two and said, "I saved a family."

After Clinton said that, Bush looked at Washington, then at Clinton before throwing 2 $100 outside the window and declare "I saved 2 family."

Washington looked at Clinton, then at Bush. Then he threw Bush out of the window and said, "I save the whole world!"

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