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| Nanashi |
 Apr 5 2006, 10:47 PM
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 Fenrisulfr  Group: Arcs Posts: 286 Joined: 5-February 06 From: Millington, TN Member No.: 61  |
Ninjas are highly trained mystical arts using baddasses. Pirates raid ships and sing ontop of kegs of rum in musicals. Therefore, I submit to you, the reader that Ninjas > Pirates.
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| Dr Strum |
Apr 6 2006, 09:06 PM
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 Can Lead the Nation with a Microphone Group: Angels Posts: 5427 Joined: 23-December 05 From: Seattle Member No.: 1 |
Pirates have a wide variety of weapons, including, but not limited to, bombs, guns, unwieldy swords and parrots.
Ninja's have dinky little katanas, and sometimes shuriken. None of these weapons are wide range or capable of splash damage. ~~~ Писатель всегда будет в оппозиции к политике, пока сама политика будет в оппозиции к культуре.
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Nanashi Ninjas > Pirates Apr 5 2006, 10:47 PM
Dr Sturm Ninjas use tiny knives while hiding in the shadows... Apr 5 2006, 11:04 PM Raijinili Ninjas can dodge cannonballs.
Pirates will try to... Apr 5 2006, 11:36 PM Dr Sturm Pirates drown themselves in alcohol each night, th... Apr 5 2006, 11:41 PM Rhiannon Pirate Prinnies > everything.
You just CAN... Apr 5 2006, 11:41 PM chrishawke Pirates know how to party and make fireworks. They... Apr 6 2006, 12:45 AM whoyodaddy me likes ninja
exiles running persecution form the... Apr 6 2006, 01:02 AM Dr Sturm
Pirates are criminals in their homelands, and th... Apr 6 2006, 01:21 AM Rhiannon BEAT THIS, NINJAS. Apr 6 2006, 01:35 AM Nanashi Yes, but Ninjas can use Jutsu... if they wanted to... Apr 6 2006, 02:40 AM Dr Sturm ...
Yes, because being on fire is instant death wh... Apr 6 2006, 02:59 AM Nanashi well, I don't think you'd last too long be... Apr 6 2006, 03:59 AM Leyviur Not if you put it out before you sustained injurie... Apr 6 2006, 04:18 AM Nanashi and what? Get burned again? Apr 6 2006, 05:44 AM chilly Not this again... Ninjas Rule!
Ninjas > Pi... Apr 6 2006, 07:40 AM fensti Hmm...
Ninjas > Pirates
I just think Ninjas... Apr 6 2006, 11:22 AM Dr Sturm Yes it does.
What's the point in being cool if... Apr 6 2006, 12:40 PM Tonfa There is only one way to solve this.
A FIGHT TO T... Apr 6 2006, 12:57 PM Nanashi Damn you Tonfa, you had to prematurely end this to... Apr 6 2006, 04:30 PM regruBgniK I like Pirates.
Hmm.... but girl Ninjas are hawt... Apr 6 2006, 07:12 PM Nanashi regruBgnik has a point...Ninjas are hawt... Apr 6 2006, 07:19 PM Dr Sturm Only the girl ones.
Most of the male ones are scra... Apr 6 2006, 07:27 PM Nanashi Not all of them...what about Sasuke?! Sasuke q... Apr 6 2006, 07:29 PM Dr Sturm If you're talking about Naruto, then no.
No he... Apr 6 2006, 07:36 PM Nanashi Yeah, but I like Ninjas better...they could pwn pi... Apr 6 2006, 07:42 PM Deadelus Aren't ninja’s experts assassins? Apr 6 2006, 07:52 PM Nanashi They are...That's why Ninjas would win...they ... Apr 6 2006, 07:54 PM Deadelus So you will use 1 ninja to take on a total fleet? Apr 6 2006, 07:58 PM Dr Sturm Warong. The Pirates would blow the hell out of the... Apr 6 2006, 07:59 PM Deadelus Ninjas don't swim, they are so fast they can w... Apr 6 2006, 08:01 PM Nanashi ...
y'know, he's right... If the Ninjas wa... Apr 6 2006, 08:03 PM Dr Sturm Anyone can walk in water, but that's not going... Apr 6 2006, 08:07 PM Dr Sturm Pirates know how to swim. They wouldn't drown. Apr 6 2006, 08:07 PM Deadelus But, swimming in the ocean? Apr 6 2006, 08:15 PM Nanashi With sharks? Apr 6 2006, 08:16 PM Marionette Arrr ye mateys, Pirates be the way of life! Apr 6 2006, 08:16 PM Dr Sturm Sharks rarely attack humans, unless they confuse t... Apr 6 2006, 08:17 PM Deadelus Well there's no orientation so you will get lo... Apr 6 2006, 08:19 PM fensti What if the pirates got injured and were bleeding?... Apr 6 2006, 08:19 PM Dr Sturm Um, ever heard of navigating by the stars? Pirates... Apr 6 2006, 08:20 PM Deadelus But if you are swimming you don't have time se... Apr 6 2006, 08:25 PM Dr Sturm Ninjas don't attack during the day, and it... Apr 6 2006, 08:35 PM Nanashi What about 1 pirate in NinjaCon '06...would th... Apr 6 2006, 08:44 PM Dr Sturm Yes. But that's not a very fair fight. And the... Apr 6 2006, 08:46 PM Nanashi How do you know?! And how would the Pirate win... Apr 6 2006, 08:48 PM Nanashi Ninjas have bombs too... Obviously, you haven... Apr 6 2006, 09:08 PM Dr Sturm First, we're talking (at least I am) about rea... Apr 6 2006, 09:26 PM Nanashi Ninjas could still pwn pirates...reason, Ninjas co... Apr 6 2006, 09:34 PM Dr Sturm What would the "sabotage" do? Apr 6 2006, 09:40 PM Nanashi Well, obviously, since they are around water... If... Apr 6 2006, 10:25 PM Dr Sturm And the Ninjas couldn't fight at all in the wa... Apr 6 2006, 10:34 PM regruBgniK What about the child of a sexy Ninja and a hairy P... Apr 6 2006, 11:35 PM Nanashi hmm...Sexy hairy ninja pirate...kinky... Apr 7 2006, 12:25 AM Liger Pirates > Ninjas XD Apr 7 2006, 12:50 AM Ultimaninja Ninja own everyone and everything. How many pirate... Apr 7 2006, 04:52 PM Dr Sturm That's a cultural thing. Anime is made in Japa... Apr 7 2006, 07:23 PM Ultimaninja Pirates are pretty much everywhere water is though... Apr 7 2006, 07:31 PM valkan There isn't a pirate alive, dead, fictional, e... Apr 7 2006, 08:14 PM Raijinili 1) Pirates usually DON'T know how to swim. It... Apr 7 2006, 10:06 PM Chaos Seraph I'm surprised this hasn't turned into One ... Apr 7 2006, 10:21 PM Dr Sturm Both of those anime are lame. That's why. Apr 7 2006, 10:27 PM Raijinili Realistically, pirates don't know martial arts... Apr 8 2006, 01:56 AM fensti I finally can say why Ninjas may win.
You say t... Apr 8 2006, 04:04 PM Dr Sturm Yes, but the Ninjas WOULD be in buildings, at some... Apr 8 2006, 04:10 PM fensti I would never want to be a pirate.
Forget the st... Apr 8 2006, 04:12 PM Dr Sturm You do forget that Ninjas are ordinary people. The... Apr 8 2006, 04:16 PM fensti Like what? Swordfighting? Shooting with their pist... Apr 8 2006, 04:19 PM Dr Sturm ...
EVERYONE knows that. Why wouldn't the pira... Apr 8 2006, 04:21 PM fensti Because the pirates wouldn't be used to shooti... Apr 8 2006, 04:26 PM Dr Sturm No they don't.
You don't use a pistol to s... Apr 8 2006, 04:35 PM fensti Mainly from movies that are historically incorrect... Apr 8 2006, 04:39 PM Rzul Ninjas rule Apr 8 2006, 06:59 PM Yourself I say pirates.
Ninja's are certainly not dura... Apr 8 2006, 07:15 PM Raijinili Ninjas can be knocked over by a stiff breeze? It... Apr 12 2006, 04:22 AM Yourself Meh,
I still say pirates. Apr 12 2006, 04:33 AM Raijinili Maddox is a pirate. Automatic win for Ninjas. Apr 12 2006, 04:37 AM Dr Sturm How does that make Ninja's win? Apr 12 2006, 04:40 AM Endless Definitely pirates, just because of Harlock. How ... Apr 12 2006, 04:21 PM valkan Harlock is the gayest pirate in existance. Apr 12 2006, 05:37 PM Endless Awww... No Harlock love? Ok, how about Ryoko then... Apr 12 2006, 05:53 PM valkan Ryoko gets points because she's modestly hawt. Apr 12 2006, 06:32 PM Marionette Pirates >>> * >>> Ninjas Apr 12 2006, 06:44 PM Rzul Revival!!
Because I need something to ap... Jul 8 2006, 09:36 PM Dr Sturm Mages never existed though. Jul 8 2006, 09:39 PM Angelic Chao§
Yes exactlly! Jul 9 2006, 03:55 PM Chaos Seraph O RLY? Jul 9 2006, 06:01 PM Enzd Wow, that was completely interesting. Jul 9 2006, 08:43 PM Rhiannon Yeah, well. I didn't click on the link. Actual... Jul 9 2006, 08:52 PM Chaos Seraph Seconded Jul 9 2006, 09:56 PM fensti As much as I believed that Ninjas were better, I t... Jul 10 2006, 12:33 PM Ultimaninja Ninja's ftw!
If your a fan of Rob Zombie ... Jul 14 2006, 06:32 PM Kloud I'm inclined to say that ninjas>>>pir... Jul 17 2006, 10:15 PM
Rzul Ninjas would own pirates, it's as simple as th... Jul 17 2006, 10:34 PM |
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