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| Frisk |
 Oct 2 2007, 01:36 PM
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Okay, so last night I get home. Its like any other normal day 'cept my grandma's going to church for a
revival. So, my dad pops in the movie Next and everything's fine...until...it's time to go. After going to our car and discovering, as usual, its locked. My grandmother remembers her purse is in the car. She, of course, is the only one with keys to the car because she doesn't trust me or my dad. She doesn't remember where the keys are. After tearing our house apart, she tries to use a pair of house keys, then a knife, then a paper clip to unlock the door. She gets my dad to try to run a coat-hanger through the window, and it doesn't work. After calling her best friend, she decides to go to church with her. Just as she is pulling up, my grandmother finds it in...of all places... her bra. |
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| Irysa |
Oct 2 2007, 03:48 PM
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 Towards some blank infinity Group: Knights Posts: 1470 Joined: 12-February 06 From: Behind You Member No.: 65 |
Your grandmother has insensitive breasts.
~~~ [13:27:43] [Sabator] peter would be the worst batman ever though. "turn on the bat-signal" "right!" *turns on huge foglight, beams an image of striped pantsu into the sky*
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| Frisk |
Oct 2 2007, 03:54 PM
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Determined Group: Knights Posts: 512 Joined: 8-June 07 From: Determined Member No.: 1463 |
No kidding.
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| P.P.A. |
Oct 2 2007, 06:13 PM
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 Architect of the Great Wall of Text Group: Naughty Children Posts: 1328 Joined: 14-May 06 From: Electorate of Cologne, Holy Roman Empire Member No.: 121 |
That place sure is safe from thieves.
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| Yuka |
Oct 2 2007, 08:31 PM
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 We'll soak this parched earth with our own blood. Group: Magi Posts: 2140 Joined: 27-July 06 From: Gensokyo Member No.: 177 |
Pervert thieves then?
~~~ [20:15] Irysa: I hate myself
[20:15] Irysa: I made myself some curry [20:15] Irysa: and then [20:15] Irysa: I realised [20:15] Irysa: I wasn't hungry |
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| Rhiannon |
Oct 2 2007, 09:50 PM
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 I'm really moved by the chicken bone Group: Gods Posts: 2033 Joined: 23-December 05 From: Minnesotablarg Member No.: 4 |
We found the car keys in our fridge, one time.
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| Sir Spiff |
Nov 28 2007, 05:26 PM
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 Shy Group: Arcs Posts: 27 Joined: 1-May 07 Member No.: 1192 |
You didn't check inside your grandmother's bra? What sort of idiot grandson are you?
Do note the sarcasm here. ~~~ Warning: This sig contains a blatant RP board ad.
Return to Riviera I order you to join. I do have that authority, you know. And you don't want to face the consequences. Grr. |
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| Irysa |
Dec 2 2007, 06:27 PM
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QUOTE Do note the sarcasm here. Do note this kills any small humor your post had going. ~~~ [13:27:43] [Sabator] peter would be the worst batman ever though. "turn on the bat-signal" "right!" *turns on huge foglight, beams an image of striped pantsu into the sky*
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| Sir Spiff |
Dec 2 2007, 06:35 PM
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Shy Group: Arcs Posts: 27 Joined: 1-May 07 Member No.: 1192 |
You have no idea how many headaches broken sarcasm detectors have caused me.
~~~ Warning: This sig contains a blatant RP board ad.
Return to Riviera I order you to join. I do have that authority, you know. And you don't want to face the consequences. Grr. |
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| Irysa |
Dec 2 2007, 07:50 PM
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Towards some blank infinity Group: Knights Posts: 1470 Joined: 12-February 06 From: Behind You Member No.: 65 |
So you think we're all as stupid as the average Gamefaq's poster then?
Tch. ~~~ [13:27:43] [Sabator] peter would be the worst batman ever though. "turn on the bat-signal" "right!" *turns on huge foglight, beams an image of striped pantsu into the sky*
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| Sir Spiff |
Dec 3 2007, 03:14 AM
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Shy Group: Arcs Posts: 27 Joined: 1-May 07 Member No.: 1192 |
No. I think at least one of you might be.
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| Enzd |
Dec 3 2007, 07:05 AM
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 NNNNNYAN Group: Knights Posts: 870 Joined: 17-January 06 Member No.: 45 |
That's probably me.
No, I didn't read up to find out what you're talking about. ~~~ "Where the hell have you been?! Didn't you get my messages?"
"Sorry, I was being raped in prison." "You shouldn't be out enjoying yourself when you've got work to do." |
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| chrishawke |
Dec 3 2007, 02:26 PM
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 Man with Manly Biceps Group: Knights Posts: 637 Joined: 25-December 05 Member No.: 15 |
I left my keys on a tree once.
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| Walrus |
Dec 3 2007, 08:22 PM
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 ã¡ã‚‡ã†ã¡ã‚‡ã†ã•ã‚“ Group: Angels Posts: 431 Joined: 17-March 07 From: SPACE Member No.: 830 |
How do you leave keys in tree?
~~~ COME ON BOYS LET'S GO KILL SOME BOOOOOOAR
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| Yuka |
Dec 3 2007, 09:39 PM
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We'll soak this parched earth with our own blood. Group: Magi Posts: 2140 Joined: 27-July 06 From: Gensokyo Member No.: 177 |
The same way you leave them in your bra I'm guessing.
~~~ [20:15] Irysa: I hate myself
[20:15] Irysa: I made myself some curry [20:15] Irysa: and then [20:15] Irysa: I realised [20:15] Irysa: I wasn't hungry |
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