I was in a Metal Gear game, with almost-old Snake and we needed to ski down a mountain with only one ski. When we reached the bottom A helicopter arrived with a set of three snipers, but instead of sniping them out I ran up, grabbed a sniper rifle of my own and tried to fight the unscoped. I killed two of them, Snake captured the other and I was shot in the lung. :/

Then some dream consisting of My Family getting a new HD tv and my mom trying to find me a set of 'gamer pants' (?), cases trying to register the name notcases, Malice being Extra Malice, and Atma doing something with trains.

This post has been edited by DustyHaru: Dec 12 2010, 03:17 PM

I was in a containment facility run by Tom from toonami. Some rogue AI reconstructed Heero Yuy from show data and he was running amok destroying the facility which inadvertently led to the release of an Alien Parasite. Ended up having to beat him in a game of Mario Kart. The parasite attached itself to one of my friends from cchool and I had to trick him into leaning over so that I could jab an electrical cord into the back of his head. I connected it with an open wire and he got out of my friend's head and left. Something about Alyx Vance and a portal.

Then There's this colony of children being led by an older (40-50) woman who used to be an assassin. She set up some sort of security for the girls to shower and not get peeked on but I had gotten through but got stuck. It involved a series of bulb grenade things that would act like flashbangs/sound grenades. She tried to undo them but they went off and I blacked out the event where they all went off. She pulled me out while I was prone and somehow there was something about pudding.

Then I was a sniper-rifle wielding assassin whose job it was to protect my school. Some girls that I know were actually robots created by some evil scientist/engineer trying for world domination. Locked him away and something about disappointing him with pie and not cake. Intermixed in this dream was something about me getting a female transfer student as my roommate.

Also some other dream about Crazed Pirate swordsman (possibly Alien Parasite) trying to kill his father (who was a corrupt lawyer/politician) and dvising some sort of wheel that people would be fastened to and have various swords thrown through them.

Uh...I forget how it started. We were driving along some sort of highway/road that had the old park we used to play tennis at on the left, and my old town's library on the right. My dad had gotten out to drop off a book or get tennis balls, and my mom kept driving with me and my sister in the car, across some grassy lane divider and down over to the tennis courts. It was sunny, and I was the only one that had a hat for whatever reason. My dad and I went out to hit the ball back and forth first, and suddenly a bunch of crazy old people showed up and the court split into two vertical ones, with my dad hitting stuff to the opposite court with all the crazy old people. My mom pointed out one of the guys and said his name was blah blah blah, because whenever he shows up it rains a second later. So the sky turns dark and it's pouring almost right after she said that.

YOU KNOW WHAT RAIN MEANS? Everyone evacuates to the airplanes. Somehow an airport was in the park, so the thousands of people that were there magically had to shuffle inside, my sister and I with a bunch of random kids going up to the kids airplane. This dream makes so much sense. Random kids wandered off, and eventually we got to the kidsplane, which looked more like a bunch of those armyairvehicles with seats lining the sides facing each other. Also it was full of people I knew from my old highschool. So I wandered towards the nose, and suddenly I was Chowder and Mac from FHFIF, and the front cabin was inhabited by some candylizard pilot, and we had to fix our teeth? We got to the front, some buzzsaw rodent flew around and fucked up our mouths, then we chewed on candy canes so we'd just be mumbling, and we convinced the candy lizard we were part of his crew(gangster crew, not airplane crew) and could sit there.

That made meChowder famous, and Mung promoted me to cashier of some store or something, and previews of the next episode played.

I think the earlier parts involved some RPG, and something about my mom driving because of it. Probably PSO.

Just sort of woke up from a bad dream that I'll add it before I go back to bed.

I'm not sure how it started, but the IT clown (not exactly, just a sort of form of it) was haunting my dreams (Pretty much my mind hadn't accepted it was a dream, as I had no control, but the theme was this) and kept ruining things. It seemed that he was having issues surviving, so me and some others suggested ideas to keep him alive, but it also meant we had to take part. Some parts also suggested a lot of gruesome murders, and that people who were under his influence died after a certain while. One example was that he did this to some couple who would go out and just bring people back to some row of stalls that they'd have people be vertically split open. And they just finished killing an old couple, and I was sitting on the bed and one of them hit me with a hammer on accident, and I suggested that they were going to die soon. At one part I saw the clown cleaning his room, and I said something like "Looks ama- looks great, keep it up." And when I left I heard him backtalk me so I busted in trying to corner him, he tried to make me grab sharp glass without me knowing. Suddenly I felt like I could wake up so I took it. And now i'm awake two hours after sleeping...

Well, back to bed.

EDIT: Also, at one point I was being romantic with somebody and we were almost caught.

This post has been edited by Elnendil: Dec 14 2010, 09:59 AM

Something involving The Lord of the Rings and sailing a styrofoam boat the size of a car in a flooded parking lot with a giant whirpool/water spring thing.

I had a dream I was practicing long boarding and then I wiped out pretty badly. Some people passing by asked if I was okay and I was like I'm alright, I'm alright.

Then I walked to my school's Dining Hall and thank god I woke up, cause the food there is crap.

Eln, that wasn't a dream.

My dad was yelling about something, and me and my grandmother left to go to a movie/game store to get me something for Christmas. I spent I don't know how long looking through the store, but never found anything. There was this cool game, but I can't remember the title and I'm pretty sure it doesn't actually exist. I think it would have played somewhat like Monster Hunter. Anyway, some annoying people from my school were there, and my grandmother started asking them about a certain game with an F, and they said it had to be Final Fantasy.

We left the store without buying anything, and when we got home the mafia had ambushed the place. There were two guys, Lemmings and Lemmus (or some other weird spelling). My best friend was there, and he told me that just because it didn't hurt at first, gunshot wounds were in fact dangerous. He said to remember to keep spinning. We stood back to back, then charged through my living room. We got to my porch without getting hit, then he dove to the right off of it while I jumped straight forward, spinning the entire time.

Everything went bullet time, and Lemmings missed like 20 shots, then hit me in the shoulder RIGHT before I hit the ground. As soon as I did, I started rolling and doged more shots. I rolled through my yard, over my road, and down a hill that leads into the woods around my house. I met back up with my friend, and we took down Lemmings at some point.

The next part is a little hazy. Me and my friend kept going, and there was another Squall vs. Seifer fight, but I don't really remember any of it. At the end, my friend had been replaced with a little orange kitten hanging on my shoulder. I was walking along a stone slope really close to the edge, with moss growing all over it, and tripped. the slope was kind of like \T, with a another giant thing of stone covering it sort of like a canopy, and at the bottom a small stream of water.

I grabbed a root hanging off the side and held on. It broke and I grabbed another one, but the kitten fell off, hit the stone slope several times, and landed in the ice cold water. I let go of the root, hit my head on the stone, and fell down right beside him. I picked him up,and together we started to climb out of the stream as inspirational music played.

All I remember is my uncle was driving me to my grandmothers', but he wasn't paying attention and kept passing it. After ten minutes of this he took me three blocks over, where some mexican with chickens lived. I think I got out of the car at that point and the dream ended.

Dream from two days ago involved this small townplace, similar to my old town but less city-y, and a bunch of people in it. I was working at some store run by some old guy, people bicycle'd around, blah blah, pleasant dream.

Last night's started with something about MegasXLR, with Coop seeing something on the exhaust things, and going down to beat it up because the other two people were going forward in time or setting the sun on fire or something. So he does that after borrowing its energyz for a bit and the sun goes to like, "9999" times the brightness. Once again I'm in some place that's like my old house, talking to everyone about the new reallyfreakinghot sun, how metal outside will burn you, and how warm temperatures are now cold compared to before. I think there were random trees around too.

Some side thing happened involving my cousins, and my sister getting a tattoo or piercing or something, she was leaving with her boyfriend's family for the new sun?, and there was a boardwalk.

Eventually two people were playing Monopoly(a bunch of lines on some white paper), and Big O was outside, except a lot smaller. My dad and I were trying to figure out how to use it while some other person helped, reminded me of Vash, and we blew holes in the road with flat bombs. Some rabbit hopped into the seat and started getting assimilated into the robotthing, so we had to pull all the cords out of it and chuck it.

Oh my GOOOOOOD

This dream is from two nights ago. I was in a very cluttered house with two other guys. It was night and things were going pretty normally; or what I can assume was normal for three males living in a tight house in what seemed like the middle of nowhere... until we saw some guy dressed in a black coat standing outside.

We didn't know who he was, but we knew he was bad, so we ran around the house making sure everything was locked. I got some silly idea to start putting pillows and blankets up against the door cracks... but the cracks opened up to twice what I remembered and the pillows would just go under the door.

One of the guys vanished so me and the other one went looking around the house for him. We were upstairs when we started, and when we went downstairs into the kitchen we saw the glass sliding door wide open. I think it was snowing out, too.

But anyway, we didn't find the guy or the killer.

I had another dream that night/morning, but all I can remember is a dog that had Dane Cook's face and me and some other guy were trying to give him a bath.

Some terrible cross between Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood, Soul Calibur 2, a Tales of game, and God of War. Something about Atlantis and Lemures sinking and the goddess Continuum. Link is OP.

Had a lot of school in it, earliest I can remember is Rhia bleeding randomly and having to go to the nurse's office, and then I left to go do something. Then an old Spanish friend of mine was sick at home and playing PSO, so I was trying to play with him online, but I think he was on the PC...Some time later, we're back in school in our new English class, except the principal? was teaching it with "revised" books that took out all the morals of the stories because of some religion, and some fat woman graded our essays. So my friend and I spent the classes as if we read the original books, and got bad grades and were called liars and all that. My "corrected" essays had filled in circles in red pen, and I was told my writing style was horrible.

We left that class, and it was PARTY TIME but not really, there was some kind of carnival/festival, and I had candy, and my friend was suddenly one of my cousins that reminds me of Santa(999) now, and my sister and another cousin were going to go with us on the bus or whatever. More candy stuff, we ended up in some fancy office building with more candy and stealing candy and candycandy candy candycnaadhkdjfa. We finally left, candy in hand...y, and got on this stationary train full of popcorn and some angry guy. It's like those stands that sell food at fairs. Apparently there was a long deck perpendicular to it on the other side of the main path, so we all got on it. The conductor guy rolled everyone some kind of wheel to use while the train moved, I guess like that thing in the middle of the tilt'a'whirl or teacup ride or whatever. No idea what it was supposed to accomplish. The end.

I was on a trip somewhere on a mountain and some vehicle I was in kept falling over for some reason, and it was night time.