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post Mar 8 2010, 10:01 PM
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QUOTE(San Aurora @ Mar 8 2010, 06:48 PM) *

Why do Japanese manga characters get nosebleeds when something sexy happens?

Because they don't get boners.
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post Mar 8 2010, 10:05 PM
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QUOTE(Lucho @ Mar 8 2010, 10:01 PM) *

QUOTE(San Aurora @ Mar 8 2010, 06:48 PM) *

Why do Japanese manga characters get nosebleeds when something sexy happens?

Because they don't get boners.

Which results in high blood pressure in the nose.
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post Mar 8 2010, 10:33 PM
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Dang it CardBoardBox I was going to say that!
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post Mar 9 2010, 12:25 AM
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Actually it's lack of Iron in the diet.


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post Mar 9 2010, 12:44 AM
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Stupid co-working being fags.

I had to work a double shift on my off day because my shitty co-working had to get wasted.

I'M JUST MAD BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T INVITE ME BUT I WOULD HAVE SAID NO ANYWAY SO THERE.


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post Mar 9 2010, 02:23 AM
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It's Japanese mythos that chocolate and sexual arousal give you nosebleeds. And it's an easy way to get by censors.


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post Mar 9 2010, 03:41 AM
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I can't help but crack up every time I read Atma's post and then see her avatar.
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post Mar 9 2010, 05:06 AM
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It'd be even funnier if you knew the context of where the avatar came from.

(Queen's Blade OVA focusing on Alleyne being a PE teacher. She nosebleeds because usually she acts very tough but her beloved loli student starts sucking on herboobs in her sleep and she lets herself enjoy it for once in her life, as she deserves some love.)


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post Mar 9 2010, 06:20 PM
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A lot less pain now. Can actually get dressed without help!


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post Mar 9 2010, 07:01 PM
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It was that bad? D:

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post Mar 9 2010, 11:52 PM
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Time for FFXIII to suck my free time away.


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post Mar 10 2010, 08:09 PM
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I fucking hate our judicial system when it comes to minors.
Two 13 year old adolescents invade the house of an 83 year old woman. They spray perfume into her eyes, force her to drink half a bottle of schnapps (and after she refuses they shove it into her teeth ), spray razor foam into her mouth, kick her while she's down on the ground, urinated on her, etc., for fucking hours
The best thing?
THEY CANNOT BE SUED FOR IT BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT ADULTS YET
No prison, nothing. At least one is in a psychiatric clinic for the time being, but they can't keep him there for long.

If I was in charge here they'd have been lashed until their backs rivalled the Ayers Rock in crimson colour and number of fissures before they'd have been locked up until they're at least 30.

EDIT: 83 years, not 82
EDIT2: some other stuff corrected

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post Mar 10 2010, 09:06 PM
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QUOTE(P.P.A. @ Mar 10 2010, 01:09 PM) *

I fucking hate our judicial system when it comes to minors.
Two 13 year old adolescents invade the house of an 82 year old woman. They spray perfume into her eyes, force her to drink half a bottle of schnapps (and after she refuses they shove it into ehr teeth and also urinate into it), spray razor foam into her mouth, kick her while she's down on the ground, etc., for fucking hours
The best thing?
THEY CANNOT BE SUED FOR IT BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT ADULTS YET
No prison, nothing. At least one is in a psychiatric clinic for the time being, but they can't keep him there for long.

If I was in charge here they'd have been lashed until their backs rivalled the Ayers Rock in crimson colour and number of fissures before they'd have been locked up until they're at least 30.


It is pretty bullshit. The "they don't know better" mentality should lose it's credibility when someone gets to be over 8 years old.




..that reminds me of how shitty divorce laws are. If a man yells at his wife, he's abusive and has to pay her extra. If a woman stabs or cheats on her husband, there will be little or no changes to how the divorce turns out (I kid you not, it's happened). Basically any man who gets a divorce will be financially fucked the rest of his life no matter how terrible a person his ex-wife was.

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post Mar 10 2010, 11:56 PM
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QUOTE(P.P.A. @ Mar 10 2010, 05:09 PM) *

I fucking hate our judicial system when it comes to minors.
Two 13 year old adolescents invade the house of an 83 year old woman. They spray perfume into her eyes, force her to drink half a bottle of schnapps (and after she refuses they shove it into ehr teeth and also urinate into it), spray razor foam into her mouth, kick her while she's down on the ground, etc., for fucking hours
The best thing?
THEY CANNOT BE SUED FOR IT BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT ADULTS YET
No prison, nothing. At least one is in a psychiatric clinic for the time being, but they can't keep him there for long.

If I was in charge here they'd have been lashed until their backs rivalled the Ayers Rock in crimson colour and number of fissures before they'd have been locked up until they're at least 30.

EDIT: 83 years, not 82

oh wow
13 year olds simply kill old people here

ALSO I'VE FINALLY GOT A PSP!
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MARIA IRL
post Mar 11 2010, 01:48 AM
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Carl's jr six dollar guacamole bacon cheeseburger, chili cheese fries, and craft beer.

I hear my heart begging for mercy, but I am tuning it out.


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