WALRUS HAS AN IDENTITY CRISIS, HE, I, THEY, WE. Options

[P.P.A.]

[14:56] * Walrus stabs Walraway
[14:56] Walrus: LE DOPPLEGANGER
[14:56] *** You are now known as Walrhere.
[14:56] Walrus: TRIPLEGANGER
[14:57] Walrhere: ENZD
[14:57] Walrus: ENZD, YOU HAVE TO SHOOT TWO OF US
[14:57] Walrus: ONLY ONE IS THE REAL ONE
[14:58] Walrhere: IT'S ME
[14:58] Walrus: NO
[14:58] Walrus: IT'S ASAPH
[14:58] Walrhere: XD
[14:58] *** Enzd is now known as Walrthere.
[14:58] Walrus: IT'S LIKE A CONSPIRACY
[14:58] Walrus: ACTUALLY, TWO OF US IS THE REAL ME
[14:58] Walrus: OR...
[14:58] Walrthere: NO I AM
[14:58] Walrhere: THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE
[14:58] Walrus: TWO OF...ME
[14:58] Walrus: AM THE ME
[14:59] Walrthere: MEME
[14:59] Walrus: SHUT UP, I CAN'T TELL WHO YOU ARE NOW
[14:59] Walrhere: YOU HAVE MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES
[14:59] Walrhere: WELL
[14:59] Walrhere: I HAVE
[14:59] Walrhere: WE HAVE
[14:59] Walrthere: NO, YOU SHUT UP, ME
[14:59] Walrhere: NO U
[14:59] * Walrus kills off other personalities
[14:59] Walrhere: YES ME
[14:59] Walrthere: U
[14:59] Walrthere: NO NO
[14:59] Walrthere: ME
[14:59] Walrhere: NO ME
[14:59] Walrus: IF I'M ME, WHO ARE YOU?
[14:59] Walrthere: ME
[14:59] Walrhere: URMOM
[15:00] Walrus: THEN WHO IS HE?
[15:00] Walrhere: I AM YOU
[15:00] *** ChefMKT has joined #lcn.
[15:00] *** Mode change "+v ChefMKT" for channel #lcn by ChanServ.
[15:00] Walrus: THEN WHO AM I?
[15:00] Walrhere: HE IS YOUR FATEHR
[15:00] Walrthere: ME
[15:00] Walrus: HI CAEF
[15:00] Walrthere: YOU
[15:00] Walrus: CHEF
[15:00] ChefMKT: What the crap.
[15:00] Walrthere: ME
[15:00] ChefMKT: Too many WAlruses.
[15:00] Walrthere: HI CHEF
[15:00] Walrus: >_>
[15:00] Walrhere: HELLO CHEF
[15:00] Walrus: me and Walraway are the real ones
[15:00] Walrus: there is Enzd, here is PPA
[15:00] Walrthere: No...
[15:00] Walrthere: ME and Walraway are the real ones.
[15:00] ChefMKT: Oh god.
[15:00] Walrhere: No.
[15:00] ChefMKT: I ate too much tonight.
[15:00] ChefMKT: ._.
[15:00] Walrus: WALRAWAY WOULD NEVER SLEEP WITH A SKANK LIKE YOU
[15:01] Walrhere: I am the real Walraway. :(
[15:01] ChefMKT: IT FEELS LIKE MY INSIDES ARE BURNING
[15:01] Walrthere: SHUT UP, IT IS I
[15:01] ChefMKT: SO ER
[15:01] ChefMKT: DID YOU GUYS
[15:01] ChefMKT: FINISH
[15:01] ChefMKT: BOOKS?
[15:01] Walrhere: WHO?
[15:01] Walrhere: ME
[15:01] Walrhere: WE?
[15:01] Walrus: we'll have a Walroff, to see who's the real Walrus
[15:01] Walrthere: I
[15:01] Walrhere: THEY?
[15:01] Walrhere: HE?
[15:01] Walrus: US
[15:01] Walrhere: WE ARE LEGION
[15:01] Walrthere: THAT IS UNECESSARY, I AM OBVIOUSLY WALRSU
[15:01] Walrus: I AM THE WALRUS
[15:01] Walrthere: WALRUS
[15:01] Walrhere: OKAY
[15:01] Walrthere: ME
[15:01] Walrhere: BUT I AM WALRUS
[15:01] Walrus: GOO GOO G'JOOB
[15:01] Walrthere: WALRUS
[15:01] Walrhere: HELLO WALRSU
[15:02] Walrus: STOP TALKING, I CAN'T TELL WHO'S SAYING WHAT
[15:02] Walrthere: BOOJ'G OOG OOG
[15:02] Walrhere: WHO?
[15:02] Walrhere: WE ARE YOU
[15:02] Walrhere: YOU ARE WE
[15:02] Walrthere: TAHW GNIYAS S'OHW
[15:02] Walrthere: NO U
[15:02] ChefMKT: HEY UM
[15:02] Walrhere: u ON
[15:02] Walrhere: YES CHEF?
[15:02] Walrus: I WOULDN'T SPEAK IN UNGRAMMER
[15:02] Walrthere: MAN GUYS
[15:02] ChefMKT: COULD ONE OF YOU LOG INTO MY ACCOUNT AND GET A NEPTHLYS CARD FOR ME?
[15:02] Walrthere: JUST VANISH
[15:02] ChefMKT: I'M TOO LAZY
[15:02] ChefMKT: :(
[15:02] Walrthere: Oh, I'll log into your account, Chef.
[15:02] Walrthere: I'll log into your account HARD.
[15:02] Walrhere: DLUOW UOY, SEY
[15:03] ChefMKT: Wtf.
[15:03] ChefMKT: >_>
[15:03] ChefMKT: NO PENETRATION PLIX
[15:03] Walrthere: IT'S EVENTUAL
[15:03] Walrhere: WE ARE WALRUS
[15:03] Walrthere: SINCE ENZD WALKED OUT ON ME
[15:03] Walrus: <_<
[15:03] Walrhere: WHERE?
[15:03] Walrus: WTF
[15:04] Walrhere: WHO
[15:04] Walrus: YOU'RE RUINING MY MIND
[15:04] Walrthere: FTW
[15:04] Walrus: BY BEING ME
[15:04] Walrhere: YOU ARE US!
[15:04] Walrthere: THERE IS NO US
[15:04] Walrthere: JUST ME
[15:04] ChefMKT: SO ER
[15:04] Walrthere: WALRUS
[15:04] ChefMKT: WHAT LEVELS ARE YOU GUYS?
[15:04] Walrhere: WE ARE US
[15:04] Walrus: WE'RE 28
[15:04] Walrthere: 27
[15:04] Walrus: OR 27
[15:04] ChefMKT: OKAY
[15:04] Walrhere: 4
[15:04] Walrus: I DON'T REMEMBER
[15:04] Walrthere: I WAS JUST KILLING
[15:04] Walrthere: A BUNCH OF PURPLE THINGS IN A CAVE
[15:04] Walrus: NO, I WAS
[15:05] Walrus: KOOM
[15:05] Walrthere: MEME
[15:05] Walrthere: NO
[15:05] Walrthere: ME
[15:05] Walrus: NO, HIM
[15:05] Walrhere: YES
[15:05] Walrhere: ME
[15:05] Walrhere: YOU
[15:05] Walrthere: ME
[15:05] Walrus: US/WE
[15:05] Walrthere: WE IS ME
[15:05] Walrhere: THEY
[15:05] Walrhere: ME IS US
[15:05] Walrus: THIS WILL PROBABLY LOOK REALLY MENTAL IF SOMEONE READS THEIR LOGS
[15:05] ChefMKT: GOD
[15:05] ChefMKT: I HATE YOU ALL
[15:05] Walrthere: US IS WE
[15:05] Walrthere: WE IS ME
[15:05] Walrhere: YOU HATE ME
[15:05] Walrus: SORRY CHEF
[15:05] Walrhere: ME ALL?
[15:05] Walrthere: BUT CHEF, DON'T YOU WANT ME
[15:06] Walrthere: :(
[15:06] Walrhere: OR YOU
[15:06] Walrus: I WANT YOU
[15:06] Walrus: OR ME
[15:06] Walrus: YEAH
[15:06] Walrus: I WANT ME
[15:06] Walrus: THEM
[15:06] Walrthere: I DON'T INCEST WITH MYSELF
[15:06] Walrhere: I WANT US
[15:06] Walrus: I'LL INCEST WITH HIMSELF
[15:06] Walrthere: STOP IT FAKEY
[15:06] Walrthere: :(
[15:06] Walrhere: WH?
[15:06] Walrus: IT'S NOT INCEST, IT'S MASTURBATION
[15:06] Walrhere: IS?
[15:06] Walrhere: OH YES
[15:06] Walrthere: IS YOU IS ME WITH US IS WE
[15:06] Walrhere: BUT IF WE MASTURBATE WITH YOU, I AM US
[15:06] Walrus: I AM HE AS YOU ARE HE AS YOU ARE ME AND WE ARE ALL TOGETHER~
[15:07] Walrhere: ~
[15:07] Walrthere: GET OUT OF MY BED
[15:07] Walrthere: I'M BUSY
[15:07] Walrus: SEE HOW THEY RUN LIKE PIGS FROM A GUN
[15:07] Walrhere: :(
[15:07] Walrus: SEE HOW THEY FLYYYY
[15:07] Walrus: I'M CRYING
[15:07] Walrthere: DIGDIGDIG
[15:07] Walrhere: WHO?
[15:07] Walrhere: WE?
[15:07] Walrus: IT'S LYRICS FROM A SONG
[15:07] Walrus: CALLED
[15:07] Walrthere: Okay, I'm getting a headache.
[15:07] Walrus: "I AM THE WALRUS"
[15:07] *** Walrthere is now known as Enzd.
[15:07] Walrus: listen to the song, Enzd
[15:07] *** You are now known as PPA.
[15:07] PPA: :(