I GOT
- A STAR WARS SHIRT WITH THE MILLENIUM FALCON, TIE FIGHTERS AND THE FREAKING DEATH STAR IN THE BACKGROUND
- A BOX OF AXE PRODUCTS BECAUSE I HAVE NO CLEAN
- ANOTHER STAR WARS SHIRT, THIS ONE HAS A STORMTROOPER ON A TOBOGGAN OR SOMETHING
- CAMO DESIGN SLEEP PANTS SO I CAN HIDE FROM THE NIGHTMARES
- A 12 MONTH PS PLUS SUBSCRIPTION SO I CAN KEEP DESTINY-ING AND ENJOYING MY SORT OF FREE GAMES
- TISSUES
- CANDY LIKE ALL HELL
- A NAIL BRUSH FOR GETTING DIRT OUT FROM UNDERNEATH MY NAILS BECAUSE CONVENIENCE STORES ARE FILTHY
- A NEW LITTLE FLASHLIGHT BECAUSE WE ALL NEED A FUCKING FLASHLIGHT
- THE COMPLETE FIRST SEASON OF AMERICAN HORROR STORY BECAUSE AMERICAN HORROR STORY ROCKS
- THE LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY ON BLU-RAY I HAVEN'T SEEN THOSE IN FUCKING FOREVER
- A NEW PAIR OF TURTLE BEACH HEADPHONES, ROGUE SQUADRON DESIGN FUCK YES
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"Where the hell have you been?! Didn't you get my messages?" "Sorry, I was being raped in prison." "You shouldn't be out enjoying yourself when you've got work to do."
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