10 things I hate about spiders Options

[Rhiannon]

1. When spiders jump through the ceiling
2. When spiders web me through cave walls (because the walls are only PARTIALLY real!)
3. When spiders literally pop out of the walls
4. When spiders jump right in my face from god knows where
5. When spiders jump on top of me (you can't move while inside a spider fyi, better hope someone kills it before it eats all 5000 of your health in less than a sceond)
6. When spider corpses DON'T DISAPPEAR AND TRAP ME
7. When living spiders web spider corpses into my face just as I fire a rocket launcher
8. When they die on top of places too high to jump to, leaving weapon drops inaccessible
9. When I've done this one stupid stage so many times for this one stupid weapon that I mistake my allies jumping as spiders jumping and kill them
10. When all of this isn't enough to make me stop playing this game forever

Sigh.

[Rhiannon]

PROGRESS:

• Killed rhinos for 100000 mana. I have no idea how much health that gets me.
• Stabbed Jormungandr right in the face. Both of his faces, actually.
• OH MAN GUYS 220 RANGE IS AWESOME I CAN STAB ALL THE FINAL BOSS'S SPEARS SCREW BOWS
• Finished Normal Frey. That makes it the second difficulty I've fully completed (Hard was the first because because)
• Farmed for and killed a bunch of dark, star, and light for some useless things that were in the way
• Did Easy Freya through Stage 50 with Walrus. Amount of times I've blown him up: 3. Pretty good, except I also blew myself up once because he jumped in my face or something. Jerk. Our batteries have also died in the middle of stages twice. That's okay, I guess, since it's Easy...

THINGS I HAVE NOT DONE:
• ANYTHING DIFFICULT
• tripled my health (but maybe I can?!)
• gotten Frotti/Hrotti whatever, or Gleipnir
• gotten Tyrfing
• gotten all the junk in the way of Tyr's Sword for Frey