I FELT LIKE POKEMONS SO I MADE A NEW TEAM GUYZ. PORYGON2/KECLEON RAI-INSPIRED, SWAGSIRE/DITTO BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION BY ASAPH I BELIEVE. CHANDELURE BECAUSE CHANDELURE AND PARASECT BECAUSE PARAS WAS AWESOME IN MY OLD OU TEAM AND PPA SEEMS TO BE MAKING PARASECT WORK IN NORMAL TEAMS. Also there's a lot because this team is shenanigans.
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-74190435 - that feel when you trace Wonder Guard against a team that doesn't seem to have any Fighting attacks and don't realize it. Not that I could have done anything to Shedinja anyway. This was before I realized Showdown won't let me name Chandelure Octillery and Ditto Muk, so bear with the lack of nicknames. And Shell Smashing+Rock Blasting this guy's Cloyster with his Cloyster was lovely. He got really mad, too...
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-74202191 - People in OU give up so easily. I USED FAKE OUT ON CHANDELURE HOW CAN I FACE MY OPPONENT NOW
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-74208251 - Greninja vs. KeKeKe was amazing, and people still can't into Parasect. On the other hand, I can't into Rock types. I probably shouldn't be laughing at others.
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-74443085 - This guy didn't know what his own Togekiss was capable of, didn't realize the silliness of Toxic Spikes + Thunder Wave, and then Porquegon made him forfeit because Porquegon.
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-74452785 - This poor guy, man. He made so many questionable choices but in addition to those questionable choices being questionable the RNG clearly hated his guts. GRENINJA VS KECLEON AGAIN, WITH SHOCKING AND HILARIOUS AND CRUEL RESULTS. Also I forgot PUP wasn't priority and that's the only reason I didn't use it at the end. This poor, poor guy.
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-74512252 - TRACING SPEED BOOST YEAAAAAH
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-74513116 - This was really nice, although I'm not sure the guy knew what he was doing. I don't even know how Mega Scizor does such little damage to Chandelure. Even if it was notveryeffective it should have done more. :(
AND THEN NEWUU WAS BORN.
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/uubeta-74537800 - LCNHELP FIGHT. This amused me because of the chat, though the fight was alright too. For some reason we never answered the guy in German even though that's what started it.
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/uubeta-74743413 - This was fun and I liked this guy. Also Kecleon vs Kecleon is super disorienting and it took me a while to realize I was faster than him. Thought we'd be speedtied since I didn't touch my speed. Messed up with Ditto though, and as cool as Protean Porquegon sounds I couldn't really do much with it against a Kecleon.
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/uubeta-74748535 - IF THIS GUY HAD ONLY SUCKER PUNCHED CHANDELURE WITH ABSOL. Guy had no clue how to use Whimsicott, either. Seeing a lot of people who don't. They just spam Substitute even when I break it every turn. THAT ONLY WORKS IF YOU SEED ME GUYZ. Also, the guy underestimated his own Lilligant and it cost him the whole fight.
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/uubeta-74751773 - I think this guy thought he could just Manaphy for an easy win BUT THINK AGAIN YOU CAN'T BEAT PORQUEGON THAT WAY. And them teamwork killed Bisharp. Then Parasect kills half his team and YAY POISON KICKED IN I WAS HOPING IT WOULD
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ubers-74828800 - I DID TWO OR THREE UBERS FIGHTS AND IN THIS ONE PARASECT SLAYS XERNEAS. YEAAAH. This guy was silly in general actually, and basically let me kill his Blaziken with Chandelure.
So then we watched a game of some people we don't know and one of them had a Kecleon which we thought had recently been made illegal. SO WE WERE HARD AT WORK TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO THE THING AND SO KEKEKE WAS REBORN AND HERE'S MY FIRST FIGHT USING THE NEWOLDKEKEKE:
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/uubeta-75102595JUST AMAZING.