First day was Kitten Secrets FAQ. Second day was all of those English quotes. I'm using this topic for now unless I can think of a good way to put something into its own topic.
THIRD DAY IS ALL ENEMY STATS SO THESE ARE REAL SPOILERS FOR THE WHOLE GAME:
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Lower numbers mean faster for Pace/Wait/ATK Speed, probably recover too.
Insects
Size: 150
EXP: 8500/4250
HP: 14060/20
Move: Walk
Pace: 40
Wait: 70
ATK Speed: 416
Recover: 1200
Ariel: Vulnerable
Knock back: Vulnerable
Stun: Vulnerable
Witches
Size: 125
EXP: 11000/5500
HP: 15890/20
Move: Walk
Pace: 50
Wait: 60
ATK Speed: 256
Recover: 1200
Ariel: Vulnerable
Knock back: Vulnerable
Stun: Vulnerable
Ogres
Size: 175
EXP: 13000/6500
HP: 20110/30
Move: Walk
Pace: 120
Wait: 90
ATK Speed: 704
Recover: 1300
Ariel: Vulnerable
Knock back: Vulnerable
Stun: Vulnerable
Gremrins
Size: 150
EXP: 9000/4500
HP: 8440/60
Move: Fly
Pace: 20
Wait: 30
ATK Speed: 224
Recover: 900
Ariel: Vulnerable
Knock back: Vulnerable
Stun: Vulnerable
Ghosts
Size: 100
EXP: 7000/3500
HP: 7030/60
Move: Fly
Pace: 40
Wait: 1
ATK Speed: 256
Recover: 800
Ariel: Vulnerable
Knock back: Vulnerable
Stun: Vulnerable
Goblins
Size: 125
EXP: 8000/4000
HP: 11250/40
Move: Walk
Pace: 50
Wait: 60
ATK Speed: 288
Recover: 900
Ariel: Vulnerable
Knock back: Vulnerable
Stun: Vulnerable
Skeletons
Size: 125
EXP: 9500/4750
HP: 15470/20
Move: Walk
Pace: 115
Wait: 80
ATK Speed: 480
Recover: 1100
Ariel: Vulnerable
Knock back: Vulnerable
Stun: Vulnerable
Sprites
Size: 75
EXP: 7500/3750
HP: 4220/80
Move: Fly
Pace: 20
Wait: 1
ATK Speed: 128
Recover: 800
Ariel: Vulnerable
Knock back: Vulnerable
Stun: Vulnerable
Slimes
Size: 100
EXP: 6500/3250
HP: 9140/50
Move: Walk
Pace: 140
Wait: 160
ATK Speed: 736
Recover: 1000
Ariel: Vulnerable
Knock back: Vulnerable
Stun: Vulnerable
Sabers
Size: 100
EXP: 12000/6000
HP: 18700/20
Move: Teleport (That's just what I'm choosing to call it.)
Pace: N/A
Wait: N/A
ATK Speed: 416
Recover: 1500
Ariel: Immune
Knock back: Immune
Stun: Vulnerable
Dryads
Size: 150
EXP: 10500/5250
HP: 15750/20
Move: Teleport
Pace: N/A
Wait: N/A
ATK Speed: 864
Recover: 1200
Ariel: Immune
Knock back: Immune
Stun: Vulnerable
Knights
Size: 150
EXP: 10000/5000
HP: 9840/50
Move: Walk
Pace: 75
Wait: 65
ATK Speed: 416
Recover: 1100
Ariel: Vulnerable
Knock back: Vulnerable
Stun: Vulnerable
Hounds
Size: 175
EXP: 12500/6250
HP: 17720/20
Move: Walk
Pace: 55
Wait: 20
ATK Speed: 640
Recover: 1300
Ariel: Vulnerable
Knock back: Vulnerable
Stun: Vulnerable
Mimics
Size: 175
EXP: 13500/6750
HP: 5630/60
Move: N/A
Pace: 40
Wait: 10
ATK Speed: N/A
Recover: 1300
Ariel: Vulnerable
Knock back: Vulnerable
Stun: Vulnerable
Lamias
Size: 175
EXP: 11500/5750
HP: 16310/20
Move: Walk
Pace: 100
Wait: 15
ATK Speed: 608
Recover: 1300
Ariel: Vulnerable
Knock back: Vulnerable
Stun: Vulnerable
Wyverns
Size: 225
EXP: 14000/7000
HP: 21940/30
Move: Fly
Pace: 90
Wait: 1
ATK Speed: 384
Recover: 1000
Ariel: Vulnerable
Knock back: Vulnerable
Stun: Vulnerable
Werewolf
Base Level: 60
Size: 125
EXP: 150000
HP: 10360
Move: Walk
Pace: 55
Wait: 40
ATK Speed: 192
Recover: 700
Rage: 60
Ariel: Vulnerable
Knockback: Immune
Stun: Vulnerable
Werewolf (Weakened)
Base Level: 60
Size: 125
EXP: 150000
HP: 10360
Move: Walk
Pace: 130
Wait: 160
ATK Speed: N/A
Recover: 800
Rage: 60
Ariel: Vulnerable
Knockback: Vulnerable
Stun: Vulnerable
The Judgement
Base Level: 84
Size: 150
EXP: 330000
HP: 24000
Move: Fly
Pace: N/A
Wait: N/A
ATK Speed: 192
Recover: 350
Rage: 140
Ariel: Immune
Knockback: Immune
Stun: Immune
Dark Angel
Base Level: 85
Size: 225
EXP: 410000/120000
HP: 12000/5285
Move: Fly
Pace: Special
Wait: Special
ATK Speed: 160
Recover: 750
Rage: 60
Ariel: Vulnerable
Knockback: Immune
Stun: Vulnerable
Arch Angel
Base Level: 85
Size: 225
EXP: 410000/120000
HP: 10800/5285
Move: Fly
Pace: Special
Wait: Special
ATK Speed: 160
Recover: 800
Rage: 60
Ariel: Vulnerable
Knockback: Immune
Stun: Vulnerable
Arch Angel (True)
Base Level: 92
Size: 225
EXP: 512500/150000
HP: 71200
Move: Fly
Pace: Special
Wait: Special
ATK Speed: 192
Recover: 1300
Rage: 80
Ariel: Vulnerable
Knockback: Immune
Stun: Immune
Black Knight
Base Level: 80
Size: 200
EXP: 470000
HP: 28810
Move: Walk
Pace: 34
Wait: 1
ATK Speed: 288
Recover: 900
Rage: 60
Ariel: Immune
Knockback: Immune
Stun: Vulnerable
Garm
Base Level: 82
Size: 200
EXP: 147500
HP: 15000
Move: Walk
Pace: 65
Wait: 35
ATK Speed: 160
Recover: 950
Rage: 100
Ariel: Vulnerable
Knockback: Immune
Stun: Vulnerable
The Savage
Base Level: 83
Size: 175
EXP: 442500/0
HP: 24200/2800
Move: Walk
Pace: 90
Wait: 80
ATK Speed: 352
Recover: 750
Rage: 60
Ariel: Vulnerable
Knockback: Immune
Stun: Immune
Titan
Base Level: 93
Size: 350
EXP: 710000
HP: 57000
Move: Walk
Pace: 145
Wait: 160
ATK Speed: 448
Recover: 1350
Rage: 140
Ariel: Immune
Knockback: Immune
Stun: Immune
Gladiator
Base Level: 77
Size: 125
EXP: 730000
HP: 26260
Move: Walk
Pace: 110
Wait: 70
ATK Speed: 288
Recover: 750
Rage: 60
Ariel: Vulnerable
Knockback: Immune
Stun: Vulnerable
Gladiatior (___ Form)
Base Level: 77
Size: 125
EXP: 730000
HP: 26260
Move: Walk
Pace: 60
Wait: 80
ATK Speed: 288
Recover: 750
Rage: 60
Ariel: Vulnerable
Knockback: Immune
Stun: Vulnerable
Gladiator (___ Form)
Base Level: 77
Size: 125
EXP: 730000
HP: 26260
Move: Walk
Pace: 50
Wait: 15
ATK Speed: 288
Recover: 750
Rage: 60
Ariel: Vulnerable
Knockback: Immune
Stun: Vulnerable
Silent Sniper
Base Level: 78
Size: 125
EXP: 790000
HP: 22460
Move: Walk
Pace: 35
Wait: 50
ATK Speed: 256
Recover: 600
Rage: 60
Ariel: Vulnerable
Knockback: Immune
Stun: Vulnerable
Cardinal
Base Level: 81
Size: 150
EXP: 850000
HP: 36870
Move: Walk
Pace: 105
Wait: 60
ATK Speed: 192
Recover: 800
Rage: 100
Ariel: Vulnerable
Knockback: Immune
Stun: Vulnerable
Lich
Base Level: 79
Size: 150
EXP: 990000
HP: 39000
Move: Fly
Pace: 110
Wait: 10
ATK Speed: 288
Recover: 750
Rage: 100
Ariel: Vulnerable
Knockback: Immune
Stun: Vulnerable
Cendrillon
Base Level: 72
Size: 125
EXP: 1030000
HP: 18000
Move: Walk
Pace: 40
Wait: 45
ATK Speed: 325
Recover: 900
Rage: 60
Ariel: Vulnerable
Knockback: Vulnerable
Stun: Vulnerable
Harpy
Base Level: 75
Size: 150
EXP: 1110000
HP: 12500
Move: Fly
Pace: 40
Wait: 1
ATK Speed: 288
Recover: 700
Rage: 60
Ariel: Vulnerable
Knockback: Vulnerable
Stun: Vulnerable
The Secret
Base Level: 75
Size: 125
EXP: 1190000
HP: 15700
Move: Teleport
Pace: N/A
Wait: N/A
ATK Speed: 384
Recover: 800
Rage: 60
Ariel: Vulnerable
Knockback: Vulnerable
Stun: Vulnerable
Dragon Princess
Base Level: 76
Size: 225
EXP: 1270000
HP: 33000
Move: Fly
Pace: 65
Wait: 1
ATK Speed: 320
Recover: 1200
Rage: 60
Ariel: Vulnerable
Knockback: Immune
Stun: Vulnerable
Princess
Base Level: 76
Size: 125
EXP: 1270000
HP: 33000
Move: Walk
Pace: 80
Wait: 80
ATK Speed: 512
Recover: 1200
Rage: 60
Ariel: Vulnerable
Knockback: Vulnerable
Stun: Vulnerable
Wyvern (Aioros)
Base Level: N/A
Size: 250
EXP: 1270000
HP: N/A
Move: N/A
Pace: 45
Wait: 1
ATK Speed: N/A
Recover: N/A
Rage: 60
Ariel: Vulnerable
Knockback: N/A
Stun: N/A
Hades
Base Level: 91
Size: 200
EXP: 1330000
HP: 65180
Move: Walk
Pace: N/A
Wait: N/A
ATK Speed: 288
Recover: 2000
Rage: 80
Ariel: Immune
Knockback: Immune
Stun: Immune
Hades (Side Heads)
Base Level: 88
Size: 175
EXP: 266000
HP: 39080
Move: Walk
Pace: N/A
Wait: N/A
ATK Speed: 448
Recover: 2000
Rage: 120
Ariel: Immune
Knockback: Immune
Stun: Immune
Hades (Core)
Base Level: 91
Size: 150
EXP: 1330000
HP: 35000
Move: ???
Pace: 800
Wait: 2000
ATK Speed: N/A
Recover: 2200
Rage: 160
Ariel: Vulnerable
Knockback: Vulnerable
Stun: Immune
Neo
Base Level: 99
Size: 250
EXP: 1390000
HP: 83150
Move: Fly
Pace: Special
Wait: Special
ATK Speed: 224
Recover: 1700
Rage: 80
Ariel: Vulnerable
Knockback: Immune
Stun: Immune
20 minutes late, man. :(