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Everyone Elizabeth kisses died.
Jack- Kraken eats him and the Pearl
Will- Jones stabs him, and his dad makes him the captain of the Dutchman
Norrington- Gets stabbed by Will's father in an attempt to keep him on the Dutchman
Sao Feng- Not 30 seconds after kissing her, he get's impaled by a huge splinter of flying wood.
I swear, I nearly yelled "Elizabeth Swan is a fucking kiss whore!!!" at the screen, not to mention nearly shitting myself when I saw Keith Richard's portrayal of Teauge.