Jokes, Post some good ones Options

[Jan Akiyama]

Three guys are stuck on a deserted island. They have no way off until they find a magic lamp. Since the genie grants only three wishes, they each get one wish. The first guy says he wants to go home. So he is sent home. The other says he wants to go with the other guy. So he is sent to join his friend. The last buy starts crying and says "I want my friends back!"

Ten people are stuck on a hanging rope. They soon find out that its gonna snap if one of them does not let go. After all of their bickering, one guy says he will let go of the rope. So he makes a long and touching farewell speech. After he is done everyone claps.

A guy is off to buy a bull.He tells his sister thathe will send her a telegram when he gets it. He finds one but when he tries to send a telegram, he is told that the machine is broken and can only send one word telegrams. After a lot of debating, he decides to send the word "comfortable". The telegram dude asks why that word. The boy replies "My sister reads slowly. She will understand."

[Chardes]

I found out that most of my jokes are racist D:

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One fine day there's four people from different countries on this plane. They're all soldiers and were on some sort of mission.

The American took out a packet of cigarettes, smoked on one, and threw the whole packet out of the plane. Curious, the Japanese asked for his reasons of acting so.

The American said, "Oh, there's alot of cigarettes in America, so losing one is no big deal."

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A while after, the Japanese took out a brand-new discman, and threw it out the plane. The Singaporean soldier on board asked why did he threw a perfectly working piece of machine out the plane so carelessly.

The Japanese replied, "Ah, well, Japan has alot of these around, so it's okay to break one once in a while."

Seeing that, the Singaporean threw the only soldier left -- a Malaysian -- out the plane. The American and the Japanese looked on in wide-eyed shock.

The Singaporean replied, "What? There's too many Malays in Singapore. Losing one won't be a big deal, right?"