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Posted by: Raijinili Jul 27 2008, 08:42 PM

Ask me anything.

Posted by: WhiteKnight Jul 28 2008, 12:28 PM

Is this topic pointless?

Posted by: Sigmund Jul 28 2008, 12:55 PM

Why do humans exist?

Posted by: Rhiannon Jul 28 2008, 06:58 PM

When does Technician's power boost apply? After STAB or before?

Posted by: Sabaku no Gaara Jul 28 2008, 07:22 PM

if you came across a giant pterodactyl who asked to bake you a pie who you make the corn or give him a small amount of peas :0

oh i have a better question does the question have to make sense?

Posted by: Yuka Jul 28 2008, 09:33 PM

Did you find that file on your computer that you were looking for?

Posted by: DustyHaru Jul 28 2008, 10:13 PM

Is it common sense to give someone the death penalty after jumping off a building?

Posted by: Rhiannon Jul 28 2008, 10:19 PM

Do you have two cows?

Posted by: aerozero Jul 28 2008, 10:57 PM

Can you see why kids love eating Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

Posted by: Sabaku no Gaara Jul 29 2008, 12:48 AM

QUOTE(aerozero @ Jul 28 2008, 10:57 PM) *

Can you see why kids love eating Cinnamon Toast Crunch?


that was my nexxt question :D

Posted by: Raijinili Jul 29 2008, 02:28 AM

QUOTE(WytNait)
Is this topic pointless?
Only as pointless as the tip of your nose.
QUOTE(Sigmund)
Why do humans exist?
For your amusement.
QUOTE(Rhia)
When does Technician's power boost apply? After STAB or before?
Before. Or rather, Technician's application does not get affected by STAB.
QUOTE(Sing)
if you came across a giant pterodactyl who asked to bake you a pie who you make the corn or give him a small amount of peas :0
I would scream, "HEY, LOOK, A GIANT PTERODACTYL!"
QUOTE(Sing)
oh i have a better question does the question have to make sense?
Only as much sense as a dog has.
QUOTE(Yuka)
Did you find that file on your computer that you were looking for?
No.
QUOTE(DustyHaru)
Is it common sense to give someone the death penalty after jumping off a building?
I believe that suicidal judges are immediately disbarred., so this would never come up.
QUOTE(Rhia)
Do you have two cows?
No.
QUOTE(AZ Hero)
Can you see why kids love eating Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
No, but it's sweet enough for me, so I don't mind.

Posted by: Malice Jul 29 2008, 02:47 AM

do you plan on eating those cows, milking them, or mating them? ):

Posted by: Raijinili Jul 29 2008, 03:26 AM

QUOTE(Mary-Sue)
do you plan on eating those cows, milking them, or mating them? ):
Yes.

Posted by: Irysa Jul 29 2008, 04:11 AM

Are you female?

Posted by: P.P.A. Jul 29 2008, 10:09 AM

Will you marry me?

EDIT: Please answer Asaph's question first.

Posted by: Rhiannon Jul 29 2008, 04:08 PM

Why does Sting have a Youtube channel?

Posted by: P.P.A. Jul 29 2008, 06:06 PM

Sting has a YouTube channel?!

Posted by: Raijinili Jul 30 2008, 03:11 AM

QUOTE
Are you female?
I'm closer to Dori than Gura.
QUOTE
Will you marry me?
I'll answer that when I don't think everything on the screen is moving,
QUOTE
Why does Sting have a Youtube channel?
To better interact with their fans.
QUOTE
Sting has a YouTube channel?!

http://jp.youtube.com/user/stingGAME

Posted by: GameBoo Jul 30 2008, 03:30 AM

Will you go on a raft and fall down Niagra Falls on it?

Posted by: aerozero Jul 30 2008, 03:37 AM

How far will you go for love?

Will you ride across a vast and perilous land, confronting death and your own limitations?

Will you ignore fear? Uncertainty? Your size?

Will you arm yourself with almost nothing. Yet fight as though your armory included everything?

Will you look at a challenge and see past its size?

See its weakness? Exploit it? Will you summon courage great enough to conquer a living, breathing mountain?

Will you find yourself the victor over a Colossus?

Posted by: DustyHaru Jul 30 2008, 01:03 PM

Is it possible to create your own nation today?

What purpose does the appendix serve?

Why can't Link use the Giant's mask wherever he pleases?

How many licks does it take to get to the chocolate center of a tootsie pop? (I lost count at 2,243)

Is it possible to inhabit other planets and moons?

Why can't we build mechs?

Why is Columbus celebrated with a holiday in the US?

Posted by: Raijinili Aug 1 2008, 07:28 PM

QUOTE(GameBooColor)
Will you go on a raft and fall down Niagra Falls on it?
No, I'm afraid of heights.
QUOTE(aerozero)
How far will you go for love?
As far as the distance that a particle can travel in the atmosphere using the energy from my love.
QUOTE(azhero)
Will you ride across a vast and perilous land, confronting death and your own limitations?
Depending on the time of day.
QUOTE(azhero)
Will you ignore fear? Uncertainty? Your size?
Only if I must
QUOTE(azhero)
Will you arm yourself with almost nothing. Yet fight as though your armory included everything?
No. If I would arm myself with nothing, it would be terribly ineffective if I fought as if there was something in my hand. If I don't have a sword, then swinging it at the enemy is worse than useless.
QUOTE(azhero)
Will you look at a challenge and see past its size?
Nah. Its size should encourage me to attack it.
QUOTE(azhero)
See its weakness? Exploit it? Will you summon courage great enough to conquer a living, breathing mountain?
Do I have a choice?
QUOTE(azhero)
Will you find yourself the victor over a Colossus?
No. I'm not strong enough. But I must not fail.
QUOTE(Haru)
Is it possible to create your own nation today?
Yes. Pay everyone in America a million dollars for Hawaii.
QUOTE(Haru)
What purpose does the appendix serve?
It's a safe haven for beneficial bacteria.
QUOTE(Haru)
Why can't Link use the Giant's mask wherever he pleases?
Because it's enchanted only to work when it's least fun to do so.
QUOTE(Haru)
How many licks does it take to get to the chocolate center of a tootsie pop? (I lost count at 2,243)
None. I smash it beforehand.
QUOTE(Haru)
Is it possible to inhabit other planets and moons?
Enjoy your breathan gaems.
QUOTE(Haru)
Why can't we build mechs?
Who says? It's just difficult because the mass of the machine would grow much, much faster than the strength of its parts.
QUOTE(Haru)
Why is Columbus celebrated with a holiday in the US?
Because racism.

Posted by: H. Tsukiyono Aug 8 2008, 04:00 AM

If Walrus asked you to draw a cactus, would you?

Do you enjoy mind games?

Do you read minds?

Will you bake the channel a cake?

What is good and evil?

Who's Jimi Hendrix?

Posted by: Enzd Aug 8 2008, 04:06 AM

Is Rai a girl?

Posted by: WhiteKnight Aug 9 2008, 03:46 AM

Would you kill me if I paid you enough?

Posted by: Sigmund Aug 9 2008, 10:36 AM

When is the exact end of the world?

Posted by: DustyHaru Aug 9 2008, 01:39 PM

Why do people pay $300 to buy a haricut?

Do you believe in North Dakota?

What does it mean to be a good person?

Posted by: Raijinili Aug 14 2008, 05:18 AM

> If Walrus asked you to draw a cactus, would you?

No. It would kill me with its high-water content.

> Do you enjoy mind games?

Every single kind.

> Do you read minds?

I suck at languages.

> Will you bake the channel a cake?

Would you like everyone to blow up? I'm not Vixen.

> What is good and evil?

Words.

> Who's Jimi Hendrix?

He makes rock dolls.

Posted by: Raijinili Oct 7 2008, 03:23 AM

Who am I?

I'm Bertrand.

Posted by: P.P.A. Oct 7 2008, 10:57 AM

If you like mind games, would you want to play mafia with me some time?
http://www.epicmafia.com

Posted by: Raijinili Oct 8 2008, 04:15 AM

Yes.

Posted by: Lucho Oct 9 2008, 04:45 PM

In addition to nose bleeding, do the guys in anime and manga also have erections?

Posted by: Greifer Oct 9 2008, 05:11 PM

Is it a trap?

If you went back in time and met your past self, what would be the first question your past self would ask your present self?

Is the cake in another castle?

When does Battletoads for 7th gen get released?

What does the back of the box say?


Posted by: Raijinili Oct 10 2008, 04:43 AM

QUOTE(Lucho @ Oct 9 2008, 12:45 PM) *

In addition to nose bleeding, do the guys in anime and manga also have erections?
No.
QUOTE(Greifer @ Oct 9 2008, 01:11 PM) *

Is it a trap?
OBviously
QUOTE(Greifer @ Oct 9 2008, 01:11 PM) *

If you went back in time and met your past self, what would be the first question your past self would ask your present self?
"Wait, what year is this?"
QUOTE(Greifer @ Oct 9 2008, 01:11 PM) *

Is the cake in another castle?
One of them, anyway.
QUOTE(Greifer @ Oct 9 2008, 01:11 PM) *

When does Battletoads for 7th gen get released?
Never.
QUOTE(Greifer @ Oct 9 2008, 01:11 PM) *

What does the back of the box say?
"Stop eating so much."

Posted by: Neon_the_Chao Oct 10 2008, 11:54 AM

Is the cake really a lie?

Who rules more, Lloyd or Kratos? (Damn you if you say Lloyd...)

What's a spoon?

Where do babies come from?

Posted by: Raijinili Oct 10 2008, 11:54 PM

QUOTE(NeTeCa)
Is the cake really a lie?
Not only that, but Hector is a bad guy.

QUOTE(NeTeCa)
Who rules more, Lloyd or Kratos? (Damn you if you say Lloyd...)
Which one has the most land?

QUOTE(NeTeCa)
What's a spoon?
Too big.

QUOTE(NeTeCa)
Where do babies come from?
From former babies.

Posted by: fensti Oct 14 2008, 05:54 AM

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Posted by: Raijinili Oct 17 2008, 04:38 PM

QUOTE
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
African or European?

Posted by: WhiteKnight Oct 17 2008, 08:25 PM

An evil book or an evil man?

Posted by: Raijinili Oct 19 2008, 04:03 AM

QUOTE
An evil book or an evil man?
Well, is the book by Dan Brown?

Posted by: DustyHaru Oct 22 2008, 12:55 PM

If one is driving on a county road in Kansas, and there's a moose in the road with one antler 2x as big as the other, and it's raining, but the diver has a yellow sock on one foot and a purple sock on the other, and their doors are unlocked, and their out of energy bars, where do they sleep?

Posted by: Raijinili Oct 22 2008, 05:08 PM

QUOTE(Haru)
If one is driving on a county road in Kansas, and there's a moose in the road with one antler 2x as big as the other, and it's raining, but the diver has a yellow sock on one foot and a purple sock on the other, and their doors are unlocked, and their out of energy bars, where do they sleep?
In the sock.

Posted by: Neon_the_Chao Oct 22 2008, 06:18 PM

If an absolute force acts upon a permanent object, what happens?

Posted by: Raijinili Oct 22 2008, 08:41 PM

QUOTE(Neteca)
If an absolute force acts upon a permanent object, what happens?
Who says such things can exist?

Anyway, the universe will move.

Posted by: Lux Nov 7 2008, 04:31 PM

Why?

If everyone in the room hallucinates that a cow floats up from the floorboards, and afterwards there is no evidence to prove that it did or didn't happen, than did a cow actually float up from the floorboards?

Posted by: DustyHaru Nov 7 2008, 08:22 PM

If I have an object named X and I collides into an object Y, and hit it so perfectly that aall the atoms align in such a way that the two objects fuse, what will it be called?

Posted by: WhiteKnight Nov 8 2008, 03:20 PM

The book is not written by Dan Brown.

Lolicon= yea or nay?

Will you weasel your way out of the above by taking a third option?

See above.

See above.

See above.

See above.

See above.

Posted by: H. Tsukiyono Nov 8 2008, 10:29 PM

What relevance do two cows have to answering questions? D:

Posted by: Enzd Nov 8 2008, 10:31 PM

What relevance DON'T two cows have to answering questions?

Posted by: Sepharan Nov 8 2008, 11:32 PM

What irrelevance DOESN'T two cows not have to do with answering questions?

Posted by: DustyHaru Nov 8 2008, 11:46 PM

Why do fools attempt the internet?

Posted by: Raijinili Nov 9 2008, 02:04 AM

QUOTE(Lux)
If everyone in the room hallucinates that a cow floats up from the floorboards, and afterwards there is no evidence to prove that it did or didn't happen, than did a cow actually float up from the floorboards?
No. There are no such thing as cows.
QUOTE(Dusty)
If I have an object named X and I collides into an object Y, and hit it so perfectly that aall the atoms align in such a way that the two objects fuse, what will it be called?
X+Y. Or, if it's a nonabelian group, XY.
QUOTE(Wyt)
The book is not written by Dan Brown.
Then an evil book.
QUOTE(Wyte)
Lolicon= yea or nay?
You realize, of course, a lolicon is someone who thinks lolis are sexy.
QUOTE(Wyt)
Will you weasel your way out of the above by taking a third option?
Yes.
QUOTE(Wyt)
See above.
No.
QUOTE(Wyt)
See above.
No.
QUOTE(Wyt)
See above.
Maybe.
QUOTE(Wyt)
See above.
Yes.
QUOTE(Wyt)
See above.
Blue.
QUOTE(Tsuki)
What relevance do two cows have to answering questions? D:
You don't have two cows. That makes me better than you.
QUOTE(Enzd)
What relevance DON'T two cows have to answering questions?
Cows can't talk.
QUOTE(Sepharan)
What irrelevance DOESN'T two cows not have to do with answering questions?
They fart natural gas.
QUOTE(Haru)
Why do fools attempt the internet?
It's like Chess. Some people don't know how to play, some people know the rules, some people know how to play well, and some people insist that your pawn can't take their pawn because it moved two steps instead of one, and then claim that YOU'RE the idiot.

Posted by: Sepharan Nov 9 2008, 11:06 PM

You can has cheezburger?

Posted by: DustyHaru Nov 9 2008, 11:11 PM

If you fuse two cows together, will a Miltank exist ever?

Can you climb a staircase made of light?

Who can define the existance of an alien cheezburger diety?

Posted by: Lux Nov 10 2008, 12:19 AM

Would you like a polish sausage?

What does "x" equal?

Posted by: Raijinili Nov 10 2008, 03:23 AM

QUOTE(Sepharan)
You can has cheezburger?
No. But I has anyway.
QUOTE(Haruhi)
If you fuse two cows together, will a Miltank exist ever?
No.
QUOTE(Haru Glory)
Can you climb a staircase made of light?
I can. Can't you?
QUOTE(Haruno)
Who can define the existance of an alien cheezburger diety?
That question makes no sense.
QUOTE(Lux)
Would you like a polish sausage?
Sure.
QUOTE(Lux)
What does "x" equal?
"x".

Posted by: H. Tsukiyono Nov 11 2008, 05:20 AM

Why did California Prop 8 pass?

Did you ever take the ACT?

Why was i chosen to represent the imaginary number (-1)^(1/2)?

Posted by: aerozero Nov 11 2008, 06:56 AM

Would you kill someone you love, because of love?

Posted by: DustyHaru Nov 11 2008, 05:15 PM

When will the moon hit the earth?

Posted by: P.P.A. Nov 11 2008, 08:33 PM

QUOTE(DustyHaru @ Nov 11 2008, 06:15 PM) *

When will the moon hit the earth?

72 hours.

Posted by: mattiator Nov 11 2008, 09:29 PM

If the cat is in the hat, then is the mongoose in the stockings?

Posted by: Raijinili Nov 11 2008, 10:18 PM

QUOTE(Tsuki)
Why did California Prop 8 pass?
California is gay.
QUOTE(Tsuki)
Did you ever take the ACT?
My average score on the ACT is infinity. Or 0. Or 1.
QUOTE(Tsuki)
Why was i chosen to represent the imaginary number (-1)^(1/2)?
For "imaginary". There's also j, which is the square root of 1, but isn't equal to 1.
QUOTE(AZ)
Would you kill someone you love, because of love?
Is that a proposal?
QUOTE(Haru)
When will the moon hit the earth?
Depends on what game you're playing.
QUOTE(matt)
If the cat is in the hat, then is the mongoose in the stockings?
Depends on what story you're reading.

Posted by: Lux Nov 13 2008, 12:14 AM

Why don't all the poor little fishies in the ocean all die if lightning strikes the water?

Posted by: Raijinili Nov 13 2008, 05:27 AM

QUOTE(Lux)
Why don't all the poor little fishies in the ocean all die if lightning strikes the water?
Why don't people die when lightning strikes a building? The electricity dissipates across the water, and there's very little current unless you're, like, right there.

Posted by: Lux Nov 14 2008, 10:44 PM

Why does Fia suck?

Posted by: Raijinili Nov 16 2008, 11:08 PM

Too balanced.

Anyway, she doesn't suck, she just doesn't excel at any one thing. If you want two Magicians or Speedsters, however, you have to include Fia.

Posted by: H. Tsukiyono Nov 17 2008, 11:29 PM

Why, Rai, why?

Why is my state burning? :(

Posted by: Rhiannon Nov 17 2008, 11:34 PM

TSUKI LIVES IN CALIFORNIA

Posted by: H. Tsukiyono Nov 17 2008, 11:41 PM

AND RHIA LIVES IN MINNESOTA. I THINK. EXCEPT YOUR STATE DOESN'T SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST, YOU JUST HAD A PROBLEM WITH COLLAPSING BRIDGES FOR A BIT. :( I THINK.

Posted by: Rhiannon Nov 18 2008, 12:26 AM

WE STILL DO ACTUALLY, IT'S JUST THAT PEOPLE STOPPED DYING

Posted by: Lux Nov 18 2008, 12:26 AM

MAGIKARP?

Posted by: Sepharan Nov 18 2008, 01:14 AM

Do all toasters toast toast?

Posted by: Raijinili Nov 18 2008, 04:47 AM

QUOTE(Tsuki)
Why, Rai, why?
Maybe it's not.
QUOTE(Tsuki)
Why is my state burning? :(
You don't take care of your forests and it's too sunny down there.
QUOTE(Lux)
MAGIKARP?
IPB Image
QUOTE(Sepharan)
Do all toasters toast toast?
Not the Toastmaster.

Posted by: DustyHaru Nov 18 2008, 11:16 PM

Can a can opener that can open any can open a can that cannot be opened? Likewise can a can opener that cannot open any can open a can that can be opened by any can opener?

Can seals Moonwalk?

How do you do?

Posted by: GameBoo Nov 19 2008, 03:02 AM

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Posted by: H. Tsukiyono Nov 20 2008, 10:07 AM

Have you ever heard Sturm sing?

Posted by: Neon_the_Chao Nov 20 2008, 07:24 PM

Why are Asian chicks the hottest?

Posted by: Sepharan Nov 20 2008, 09:39 PM

How do I solo a G-ranked Kirin?

Posted by: DustyHaru Nov 21 2008, 02:55 AM

Can music cause people to do crazy things?

Posted by: H. Tsukiyono Nov 21 2008, 05:22 AM

Why do Asaph and Walrus both think I'm crazy?

Posted by: Raijinili Nov 23 2008, 04:38 AM

QUOTE(Haru)
Can a can opener that can open any can open a can that cannot be opened? Likewise can a can opener that cannot open any can open a can that can be opened by any can opener?
None of those six things exist.
QUOTE(Haru)
Can seals Moonwalk?
No. They're naked.
QUOTE(Haru)
How do you do?
With voodoo.
QUOTE(GameBoo)
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
About three megaseconds.
QUOTE(Tsuki)
Have you ever heard Sturm sing?
Yes, and I can paint with all the colors of the Rhia.
QUOTE(Neteca)
Why are Asian chicks the hottest?
Because there are more of them in a smaller area, thus increasing the density of heat in that area.
QUOTE(Sepharan)
How do I solo a G-ranked Kirin?
I guess you just have to sit down and plan it out.
QUOTE(Haru)
Can music cause people to do crazy things?
Yes, and crazy things can cause people to do music.
QUOTE(Tsuki)
Why do Asaph and Walrus both think I'm crazy?
Both of you?

Posted by: DustyHaru Nov 26 2008, 04:47 AM

Does Robocop need oil to function?

Is R.O.B. waterproof from rain?

Posted by: P.P.A. Nov 26 2008, 12:57 PM

Why did Sauce not want me to express my happiness that he was given a life?
Or alternatively: Am I really that annoying?

Posted by: Rhiannon Nov 26 2008, 08:22 PM

Yes.

Posted by: Aether Nov 26 2008, 08:59 PM

PPA + STURM + RHIA + NECATA = ?

Posted by: P.P.A. Nov 26 2008, 09:38 PM

QUOTE(Rhiannon @ Nov 26 2008, 09:22 PM) *

Yes.

I'd ask what exactly is annoying about me but the reply would probably burst the forum width.

QUOTE(Aether @ Nov 26 2008, 09:59 PM) *

PPA + STURM + RHIA + NECATA = ?

- NECATA = RAIJINILI

Posted by: Rhiannon Nov 26 2008, 10:08 PM

It means MURDER.

Posted by: Irysa Nov 28 2008, 05:51 AM

What are the exact chances of drawing a single card out of a deck of 40 cards when there is only one of said card in the deck, and you draw 6 cards immediately?

Serious question, it can't be what I think it is, is it?



And when will the Unlimited Codes and Actress Again soundtracks come out?

Posted by: Aether Dec 3 2008, 10:58 PM

>x^0-(.)-0^x<?

Posted by: Neon_the_Chao Dec 4 2008, 07:53 PM

QUOTE(P.P.A. @ Nov 26 2008, 04:38 PM) *

- NECATA

¬_¬ Fuck you.

Posted by: DustyHaru Dec 4 2008, 10:51 PM

If you have two cows, can I have two bowls?

NAECTA>NECATA

Posted by: Neon_the_Chao Dec 5 2008, 05:04 PM

Why are Asian chicks the cutest?

Posted by: Aether Dec 5 2008, 09:12 PM

Is Johan a boy or a girl? :[

Posted by: Raijinili Dec 9 2008, 01:58 PM

QUOTE(Haru)
Does Robocop need oil to function?
He won't leave the house without oiling his hair.
QUOTE(Haru)
Is R.O.B. waterproof from rain?
Only when he's large enough that the molecules pa- no.
QUOTE(PAO PAO PAI)
Why did Sauce not want me to express my happiness that he was given a life?
Or alternatively: Am I really that annoying?
HELLO PAO PAO PAI
QUOTE(Aether)
PPA + STURM + RHIA + NECATA = ?
Rhia Paste.
QUOTE(Asaph)
What are the exact chances of drawing a single card out of a deck of 40 cards when there is only one of said card in the deck, and you draw 6 cards immediately?
0 if it's the one you want. 0.15 for everyone else.
QUOTE(Asaph)
And when will the Unlimited Codes and Actress Again soundtracks come out?
Sometime after they're ready and before they're sold out.
QUOTE(Lux)
>x^0-(.)-0^x<?
0
QUOTE(Haru)
If you have two cows, can I have two bowls?
No.
QUOTE(Neteca)
Why are Asian chicks the cutest?
Because there's no Easter in Asia, so they don't get handled by little kids who still don't know to wash their hands after coming in from outside.
QUOTE(Aether)
Is Johan a boy or a girl? :[
Ledah.

Posted by: Neon_the_Chao Dec 9 2008, 03:49 PM

O RLY?

Posted by: H. Tsukiyono Dec 10 2008, 04:45 AM

Yes really. :/

How did it come to be that Ash and Rhia have divorced?

Posted by: Neon_the_Chao Dec 10 2008, 03:25 PM

Good one.

Posted by: Aether Dec 12 2008, 07:00 PM

ARC.SAR?

Posted by: DustyHaru Dec 13 2008, 06:01 PM

"Every dead body that is not exterminated, gets up and kills. The people it kills, get up and kill"
Is this true?

When will LEGO create breakdancing minifigs?

Why Do Clocks Run Clockwise?
Do Penguins Have Knees?
When Did Wild Poodles Roam the Earth?
How Do Astronauts Scratch an Itch?
Do Elephants Jump?
When Do Fish Sleep?
Why Do Dogs Have Wet Noses?
Can imponderables be answered?

Posted by: Raijinili Dec 23 2008, 03:49 AM

QUOTE(Neteca)
O RLY?
Ya honly.
QUOTE(Tsuki)
How did it come to be that Ash and Rhia have divorced?
Well, when a man and a woman have sex, sometimes they have a baby...

Anyway, you have herpes.
QUOTE(Lux)
ARC.SAR?
Error: The class ARC has no static data member SAR.
QUOTE(Haru)
Is this true?
You would have to define "dead", "exterminated", "kill", and "true".
QUOTE(Haru)
When will LEGO create breakdancing minifigs?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-tkqpHnxTI
QUOTE(Haru)
Why Do Clocks Run Clockwise?
Because clock is wiser than clockwise. If clockwise was wiser, then clockwise would run clock.
QUOTE(Haru)
Do Penguins Have Knees?
They prefer the term "knee-analogue".
QUOTE(Haru)
When Did Wild Poodles Roam the Earth?
Well, most of them evolved into puddles, so forever, I guess.
QUOTE(Haru)
How Do Astronauts Scratch an Itch?
Just like normal people with too many clothes on.
QUOTE(Haru)
Do Elephants Jump?
No, they have no knee-analogues.
QUOTE(Haru)
When Do Fish Sleep?
All the time. In fact, for every second that passes by, there is at least one fish that's asleep.
QUOTE(Haru)
Why Do Dogs Have Wet Noses?
The better to drool on you without having to get your germs in its mouth.
QUOTE(Haru)
Can imponderables be answered?
For every impoderable question, there is an answer. However, there is no imponderable question which has an answer.

Posted by: DustyHaru Dec 24 2008, 01:37 AM

Dead : Anything non-living.
Living : Anything that performs bodily functions.
Anything : Stuff
Stuff : Mess
Exterminated : Ghostbusted
Ghostbusted : When Ghost, being busted
Kill : to remove the life from a living object
Object : Stuff - Mess
True : To be faultless, concise/constant/consistent, absolute.
Faultless : Without Fault, flaw, blemish
Flaw : Rhymes with Paw.
Without : To have not; to be not
Absolute :True
Be : A letter
To : Sounds like the number


What is the difference between a 'soul' and conciousness?

Posted by: Aether Dec 24 2008, 08:59 PM

How is it that you came to have two cows?

And why do you want an onion?

Posted by: Neon_the_Chao Dec 27 2008, 06:28 PM

Hey, I'm not the only one who read those Imponderable books.

What goes bump in the night?

Posted by: Sigmund Dec 29 2008, 03:36 AM

SoIHerdULiekMudkipz?

Posted by: Raijinili Dec 29 2008, 03:21 PM

QUOTE(Haru)
"Every dead body that is not exterminated, gets up and kills. The people it kills, get up and kill"
Is this true?
Most of it, which is to say all of it, is not true.
QUOTE(Haru)
What is the difference between a 'soul' and conciousness?
One is what you think you have, the other is what you must have if you think you have it.
QUOTE(Lux)
How is it that you came to have two cows?
Blatant falsification.
QUOTE(Lux)
And why do you want an onion?
For amusement.
QUOTE(Neteca)
What goes bump in the night?
Things that go bump in the night.
QUOTE(Sigmund)
SoIHerdULiekMudkipz?
Statistics!

Posted by: jcdietz03 Jan 7 2009, 12:29 AM

Do fish drink?

What are the core beliefs of Scientologists?

Posted by: Aether Jan 7 2009, 08:06 PM

What is purpose?

Posted by: Raijinili Jan 8 2009, 07:20 PM

QUOTE(jcdietz03)
Do fish drink?
Yeah. In fact, they sleep drunk every night.
QUOTE(jcdietz)
What are the core beliefs of Scientologists?
That Scientology is correct.
QUOTE(Lux)
What is purpose?
Why are you asking?

Posted by: DustyHaru Jan 8 2009, 09:21 PM

When will the fire be put out?

When will saddest turtle become album?

Where is my question mark.

Posted by: Aether Jan 10 2009, 06:16 PM

Which xkcd cartoon is the best?

THE ONE TO RULE THEM ALL.

Posted by: Raijinili Jan 13 2009, 09:25 AM

QUOTE(The Melancholy of Haru Dusty)
When will the fire be put out?
Why put it out?
QUOTE(Haru)
When will saddest turtle become album?
When it makes saddest turtle sad.
QUOTE(Haru)
Where is my question mark.
It doesn't exist.
QUOTE(Lux)
Which xkcd cartoon is the best?
Number 404.

Posted by: lilcases Jan 14 2009, 01:46 PM

You now have four cows. What do you do now?

Posted by: DustyHaru Jan 14 2009, 02:49 PM

the amount of cows you have now have quadrupled. If your mother takes two, eats one, sells the other and it bears four more cows but all your cows are now belong to us, what do you do now?

n² - (k+1)² = 5²

List all possible combinations of ordered pair (k,n).

Posted by: Raijinili Jan 15 2009, 10:21 PM

QUOTE(lilcases)
You now have four cows. What do you do now?
Sell them and use the beans to buy two cows. It's economics!
QUOTE(DustyHaru)
the amount of cows you have now have quadrupled. If your mother takes two, eats one, sells the other and it bears four more cows but all your cows are now belong to us, what do you do now?
Take off every zig.
QUOTE(DustyHaru)
n² - (k+1)² = 5²

List all possible combinations of ordered pair (k,n).
You shouldn't get people to do your homework for you.
(-13,-13)
(-13,11)
(-5,-1)
(5,-1)
(13,-13)
(13,11)

Posted by: DustyHaru Jan 16 2009, 04:55 PM

It wasn't homework, it was a DUSO Math Meet question that I couldn't think during.

What would happen if you mixed the games of Jenga, Uno, Monopoly, Mahjong, Poker, and Dominoes together?

Posted by: LukewarmHoliday Jan 19 2009, 02:22 AM

QUOTE(DustyHaru @ Jan 16 2009, 11:55 AM) *

What would happen if you mixed the games of Jenga, Uno, Monopoly, Mahjong, Poker, and Dominoes together?



Add Risk into the mix

Posted by: Enzd Jan 19 2009, 08:46 AM

Anything?

Posted by: Raijinili Jan 19 2009, 12:06 PM

QUOTE(Dusty)
What would happen if you mixed the games of Jenga, Uno, Monopoly, Mahjong, Poker, and Dominoes together?
You get Pokemon.
QUOTE(Luke)
Add Risk into the mix
Pokemon anime.
QUOTE(Enzd)
Anything?

http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/detail.php?board=197339&topic=47608712&message=522282603

Posted by: DustyHaru Jan 25 2009, 04:09 AM

Can you answer my signature?
When will human egos become eggos?
Will you answer my signature?
When will it be legal to ride a three legged zebra through the streets of Manhattan?
May you answer my signature?
Why does the existance of anything prove it's purpose?
How often do crabs sneeze?

Posted by: LukewarmHoliday Jan 25 2009, 04:36 AM

Is it logical to build crab tanks.

Posted by: WhiteKnight Jan 25 2009, 05:39 AM

One of these days I am going to find you Rai. And on that day I will crack open your skull to see just how you work.

Alternatively, what is it that makes you think the way you do?

Posted by: Raijinili Jan 25 2009, 06:06 AM

QUOTE(Haru)
Can you answer my signature?
Yes.
QUOTE(Haru)
When will human egos become eggos?
When they are smashed and their insides used to make waffles.
QUOTE(Haru)
Will you answer my signature?
No.
QUOTE(Haru)
When will it be legal to ride a three legged zebra through the streets of Manhattan?
When they can fly.
QUOTE(Haru)
May you answer my signature?
That depends on you.
QUOTE(Haru)
Why does the existance of anything prove it's purpose?
That's a loaded question.
QUOTE(Haru)
How often do crabs sneeze?
As often as their reflexes tell them to.
QUOTE(LukewarmHoliday)
Is it logical to build crab tanks.
No. They taste better when they're raised in the sea.
QUOTE(Wyte)
Alternatively, what is it that makes you think the way you do?
I have an aversion towards normal actions.

Posted by: DustyHaru Jan 25 2009, 09:18 PM

If gather enough earwax, could you make a birthday candle?
How many a Walrus'd would it take to make a Neon'd?
How many pockets should a pocket protector protect with all its might?
Have you solved a 4-D maze before?
when will pigs fly?

Posted by: Aether Jan 26 2009, 12:20 AM

Which is the best Linux distro?

Posted by: DustyHaru Jan 26 2009, 01:12 AM

What is the best Linux disco?

Posted by: Raijinili Jan 26 2009, 04:41 AM

QUOTE(Dust Hale)
If gather enough earwax, could you make a birthday candle?
No. You could make a deathday candle, though.
QUOTE(Dust Hale)
How many a Walrus'd would it take to make a Neon'd?
How many wouldn't it take!
QUOTE(Dust Hale)
How many pockets should a pocket protector protect with all its might?
One. The rest you should be grateful for.
QUOTE(Dust Hale)
Have you solved a 4-D maze before?
I've drawn a 4-D cube.
QUOTE(Dust Hale)
when will pigs fly?
What do you mean, "when"?
QUOTE(Ether)
Which is the best Linux distro?
Linux.
QUOTE(Dust Hale)
What is the best Linux disco?
Run()nin' unkill()ed

Posted by: P.P.A. Jan 26 2009, 12:53 PM

I'm stuck in Act 2 of Friend Zone. How do I get past that giant bottomless pit?

Posted by: DustyHaru Jan 29 2009, 02:16 AM

Should we continue to save the whales and pandas?

Can you do the Thriller Dance?

If I put a model house of a model house in a picture of a model house of a house model, all within a house models how many house models would I have?

How many zombies do you count to fall asleep?

Do you sleep, or do you recharge your battery?

Do you have a battery?

Can you sustain a battery?

If you have a battery to recharge and require sleep to do so while counting zombies, should I be afraid?

Want some http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adrian_Monk to go with that http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4e57to93j4?

Posted by: Sepharan Jan 29 2009, 02:31 AM

What's for breakfast?

How do I unlock the wheat sword?

Why do you answer questions? Why am I asking you anything?

Posted by: aerozero Jan 29 2009, 03:04 AM

When will they finally announce Megaman Legends 3?

Posted by: Yuka Jan 29 2009, 03:17 AM

I have FOUR cows. What're you gonna do about that?

Posted by: LukewarmHoliday Jan 29 2009, 04:15 AM

I have 500 pounds of pure steel, what should I do with it.

Posted by: Raijinili Feb 3 2009, 09:46 PM

QUOTE(Pao Pao Pai)
I'm stuck in Act 2 of Friend Zone. How do I get past that giant bottomless pit?
Grow a pair. Of tails.
QUOTE(Haru)
Should we continue to save the whales and pandas?
Mostly harmless.
QUOTE(Haru)
Can you do the Thriller Dance?
Why? Would it thrill you?
QUOTE(Haru)
If I put a model house of a model house in a picture of a model house of a house model, all within a house models how many house models would I have?
One. The others are just in a picture. Even if they weren't, some were model houses, not house models.
QUOTE(Haru)
How many zombies do you count to fall asleep?
What's "asleep"?
QUOTE(Haru)
Do you sleep, or do you recharge your battery?
Yes.
QUOTE(Haru)
Do you have a battery?
Of origami.
QUOTE(Haru)
Can you sustain a battery?
Of fire.
QUOTE(Haru)
If you have a battery to recharge and require sleep to do so while counting zombies, should I be afraid?
It can go either way.
QUOTE(Haru)
Want some Monk to go with that Bueno Funk?
Want a dish to go with that fish?
QUOTE(Sepharan)
What's for breakfast?
Old people.
QUOTE(Sepharan)
How do I unlock the wheat sword?
Learn to Rai.
QUOTE(Sepharan)
Why do you answer questions? Why am I asking you anything?
Because it's interesting.
QUOTE(Azaz)
When will they finally announce Megaman Legends 3?
When they think people will care.
QUOTE(Yuka)
I have FOUR cows. What're you gonna do about that?
Whether four cows can predict rain has yet to be seen.
QUOTE(Lukewarm)
I have 500 pounds of pure steel, what should I do with it.
Use it to get more steel, of course.

Posted by: Alex Feb 3 2009, 09:52 PM

Could God microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?

Posted by: Raijinili Feb 3 2009, 10:26 PM

Can 4chan create porn so perverted that they could not fap to it?

Posted by: H. Tsukiyono Feb 3 2009, 11:49 PM

Why are you asking yourself a question, Rai?

Am I still supposed to draw you a Rivistmas tree?

How does something without a physical body have perfect breasts? :/

If I started at 9PM PST tonight and drew tin cans until 4 AM, then started the process over the next time 9PM PST rolled around again, and I did this for two weeks, how many tin cans would I have to recycle?

Posted by: DustyHaru Feb 4 2009, 01:07 AM

When will a zombie give me a question mark

Why can't they spell Alcohol - "ALCHOLOL" ?

If a PPA met an ASAPH in street on a dark night, when two moons in the sky appeared, one red and one yellow, and a Sturm was driving in Minnesota at 40 km/h NW when sudenly a Walrus walking 5 km/h SE in Tibet sees a Russian who knows a RASLER looking for a DUSTY in a 200 square mile area of New York is attacked by an army of NEONs and then tries to throw a watch with an initial velocity of 40 m/s at an angle of 30 degrees with a flat rock which then is viewed by a questioning TSUKI after X seconds, then hits a suspecting WK in the back of the neck causing severe trauma to his spinal cord, severing a carotid artery in a Gespenst MK-II, the skipping in the water 4 times before hitting the bottom; and then a Mahjong match appears in the sky casting shadow over the city of Kansas City, what survives?

Posted by: Alex Feb 4 2009, 01:21 AM

My dumbass brother is mentioned, but not me?

Thanks. :P

Posted by: Raijinili Feb 4 2009, 01:58 AM

Neteca is now a banned topic. Shut up about him. Don't even bring him up when talking about certain new accounts.

QUOTE(Tsuki)
Why are you asking yourself a question, Rai?
Responding to the previous question.
QUOTE(Tsuki)
Am I still supposed to draw you a Rivistmas tree?
Only if you find the interest.
QUOTE(Tsuki)
How does something without a physical body have perfect breasts? :/
Fanon.
QUOTE(Tsuki)
If I started at 9PM PST tonight and drew tin cans until 4 AM, then started the process over the next time 9PM PST rolled around again, and I did this for two weeks, how many tin cans would I have to recycle?
None.
QUOTE(Haru)
When will a zombie give me a question mark
The first time.
QUOTE(Haru)
Why can't they spell Alcohol - "ALCHOLOL" ?
They can.

Posted by: Alex Feb 4 2009, 02:14 AM

If your name is Raijinili, what happens if I say Ilinijiar?

What happens when a human zygote contains the sex chromosomes of YY?

Is parkour a Gameshark code for real life?

What happens is Sonic the Hedgehog trips whilst running at the speed of sound?

If objects reflect certain colors and absorb others because of pigments, and reflecting all colors results in white and absorbing all colors results in black, what's the deal with clear objects?

Who is in my avatar?

J'ai un muffin. Est-ce que tu donne me un?

Posted by: Sigmund Feb 4 2009, 03:31 AM

Why can't I juggle more then 2 kittens at a time?

Posted by: Raijinili Feb 4 2009, 05:46 AM

QUOTE(Xephyr)
If your name is Raijinili, what happens if I say Ilinijiar?
Molecules will vibrate, with waves originating from your mouth and throat, as well as other body parts.
QUOTE(Xephyr)
What happens when a human zygote contains the sex chromosomes of YY?
Does not get born. Not enough genes.
QUOTE(Xephyr)
Is parkour a Gameshark code for real life?
I'll park your car. And then jump off of it.

Also: Yes. One wrong move and your game is broken.
QUOTE(Xephyr)
What happens is Sonic the Hedgehog trips whilst running at the speed of sound?
How do you think he came up with spindash?
QUOTE(Xephyr)
If objects reflect certain colors and absorb others because of pigments, and reflecting all colors results in white and absorbing all colors results in black, what's the deal with clear objects?
They neither reflect nor absorb light (at least not a significant amount: a thick-enough piece of glass will not be as clear as air, and of course you've seen reflections in glass). The light you see from it actually comes from (directly) what's behind it.
QUOTE(Xephyr)
Who is in my avatar?
yoru waifu
QUOTE(Xephyr)
J'ai un muffin. Est-ce que tu donne me un?
I don't see wynaut.
QUOTE(Sigmund)
Why can't I juggle more then 2 kittens at a time?
You can barely juggle one.

Posted by: H. Tsukiyono Feb 5 2009, 12:42 AM

Why do I somehow have more than thirteen prompts despite having filled maybe three or four of them out already?

Why does Rasler Sigmund want to juggle kittens?

What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything, and why wasn't it the answer to Rhia's division problem?

Am I going to accidentally run into you one day if I go to college in New England?

Posted by: Raijinili Feb 5 2009, 04:19 AM

QUOTE(Tsuki)
Why do I somehow have more than thirteen prompts despite having filled maybe three or four of them out already?
Blame Canada.
QUOTE(Tsuki)
Why does Rasler Sigmund want to juggle kittens?
"Want"?
QUOTE(Tsuki)
What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything, and why wasn't it the answer to Rhia's division problem?
If you want the meaning, you can look it up in the dictionary.
QUOTE(Tsuki)
Am I going to accidentally run into you one day if I go to college in New England?
No. I'm in NYC.

Posted by: Sigmund Feb 5 2009, 04:34 AM

Why didn't you go to the knicks game with me :/

Posted by: Raijinili Feb 5 2009, 05:40 AM

I don't remember any such game.

Posted by: aerozero Feb 5 2009, 06:25 AM

QUOTE(Raijinili @ Feb 3 2009, 01:46 PM) *
QUOTE(Azaz)
When will they finally announce Megaman Legends 3?
When they think people will care.



And when will that happen? ;_;

Posted by: Raijinili Feb 5 2009, 06:32 AM

After people start sending in lack of a helmet to show their support, it will definitely happen.

Posted by: Sigmund Feb 5 2009, 05:25 PM

Why is F.E.A.R so bad ?

Posted by: Raijinili Feb 6 2009, 04:01 AM

Because they didn't spend exactly the right amount of money on it.

Posted by: aerozero Feb 6 2009, 05:00 AM

I liked FEAR a lot >_>

The expansion packs aren't that good though.

Posted by: DustyHaru Feb 7 2009, 04:13 AM

What is entertaining?

Hydrolic Instant Folding Action Gyrating Giant Optimal Terran Strike Alllied Robots, Go?

Posted by: Xephyr Feb 7 2009, 04:25 AM

QUOTE(DustyHaru @ Feb 6 2009, 11:13 PM) *

Hydrolic Instant Folding Action Gyrating Giant Optimal Terran Strike Alllied Robots, Go?
Also known as HIFAGGOTSARG.

HI FAGGOTS ARG.

Oh my God, aero hates us! Calling us faggots and then arging at us, in code no less! For shame!

Posted by: DustyHaru Feb 7 2009, 04:52 AM

BLIND FOOL

Posted by: Sepharan Feb 7 2009, 05:04 AM

QUOTE(DustyHaru @ Feb 6 2009, 09:13 PM) *

Hydrolic Instant Folding Action Gyrating Giant Optimal Terran Strike Alllied Robots, Go?


What the HECK is that?

And no, it isn't indignayshun. *fkees*

Posted by: Raijinili Feb 7 2009, 08:25 AM

QUOTE(Dusty)
What is entertaining?
Candy. Candy is entertaining.
QUOTE(Dusty)
Hydrolic Instant Folding Action Gyrating Giant Optimal Terran Strike Alllied Robots, Go?
No go.
QUOTE(Sepharan)
What the HECK is that?
A typo.

Posted by: Sigmund Feb 7 2009, 04:38 PM

Why is Nish-Nosh so fucking tasty?

Posted by: H. Tsukiyono Feb 7 2009, 10:30 PM

What is a Nish-Nosh? D:

Where did you come from, Rai?

Why is the Earth round?

Posted by: aerozero Feb 7 2009, 10:48 PM

What is the Colonel's secret Fried Chicken recipe?

Posted by: Xephyr Feb 8 2009, 01:27 AM

Who would win in a fight, Darth Vader or Jesus?

Is the universe endless? If so, how can that be? If not, what's at the end?

When Pac-Man dies, does he become a Ghost, too?

Exactly HOW invisible is the invisible man?

If ninjas were still around, what do you think they would do? (And I don't mean Naruto ninjas, they suck)

Will they ever make a Resident Evil movie that ACTUALLY FOLLOWS THE GAMES' STORY?

Tu es un guerrier ou un sorcier?

Posted by: aerozero Feb 8 2009, 01:58 AM

QUOTE(Xephyr @ Feb 7 2009, 05:27 PM) *


Will they ever make a Resident Evil movie that ACTUALLY FOLLOWS THE GAMES' STORY?



It's called Resident Evil Degeneration.

Posted by: Xephyr Feb 8 2009, 03:44 AM

Oops, forgot that one.

Disregard.

Posted by: Raijinili Feb 8 2009, 06:27 AM

QUOTE(Sigmund)
Why is Nish-Nosh so fucking tasty?
The breadness.
QUOTE(Tsuki)
What is a Nish-Nosh? D:
Snacks.
QUOTE(Tsuki)
Where did you come from, Rai?
NYC.
QUOTE(Tsuki)
Why is the Earth round?
So we can't fall off.
QUOTE(azaz)
What is the Colonel's secret Fried Chicken recipe?
Lots of chicken porn.
QUOTE(Xephyr)
Who would win in a fight, Darth Vader or Jesus?
Everyone.
QUOTE(Xephyr)
Is the universe endless? If so, how can that be? If not, what's at the end?
The universe.
QUOTE(Xephyr)
When Pac-Man dies, does he become a Ghost, too?
He becomes a fruit, actually.
QUOTE(Xephyr)
Exactly HOW invisible is the invisible man?
You can see he's nuts.
QUOTE(Xephyr)
If ninjas were still around, what do you think they would do? (And I don't mean Naruto ninjas, they suck)
Get paid.

And what do you mean, "if"?
QUOTE(Xephyr)
Will they ever make a Resident Evil movie that ACTUALLY FOLLOWS THE GAMES' STORY?
You mean America, or Japan?
QUOTE(Xephyr)
Tu es un guerrier ou un sorcier?
Soy un(a) Ledah.

Posted by: Lucho Feb 8 2009, 08:49 PM

QUOTE(Xephyr @ Feb 7 2009, 10:27 PM) *

If ninjas were still around, what do you think they would do? (And I don't mean Naruto ninjas, they suck)

You know, Ninjutsu is actually a REAL martial art.

QUOTE(Raijinili @ Feb 8 2009, 03:27 AM) *

Soy un(a) Ledah.

hahaha

Posted by: Sepharan Feb 8 2009, 09:10 PM

Do you really have two cows?

Posted by: Raijinili Feb 8 2009, 10:42 PM

http://lacrimacastle.net/forum/index.php?s=&showtopic=2716&view=findpost&p=61692

Posted by: Sepharan Feb 8 2009, 11:02 PM

Pics or it never happened.

Posted by: P.P.A. Feb 8 2009, 11:16 PM

I have 800 MS Points. What should I download?
Rez, Trigger Heart Excelica, Bomberman Live or Chessmaster Live?

Posted by: Xephyr Feb 9 2009, 03:14 AM

QUOTE(Lucho @ Feb 8 2009, 03:49 PM) *

QUOTE(Xephyr @ Feb 7 2009, 10:27 PM) *

If ninjas were still around, what do you think they would do? (And I don't mean Naruto ninjas, they suck)

You know, Ninjutsu is actually a REAL martial art.
Yes, I'm aware. But by ninja, I mean uses martial arts, poisons blades, hides in shadows, assassinates, etc. as if in Feudal Japan. Don't even say spies, it's not the same.

I mean ninjas like Ryu Hayabusa or Taki, for example.

Posted by: Sigmund Feb 9 2009, 03:16 AM

Why can't you eat just one?

Posted by: Raijinili Feb 9 2009, 02:39 PM

QUOTE(Pao Pao Pai)
I have 800 MS Points. What should I download?
Rez, Trigger Heart Excelica, Bomberman Live or Chessmaster Live?
Trigger Heart Exelica, so you learn to spell "Exelica".
QUOTE(Xephyr)
ninja
I answered you.
QUOTE(Sigmund)
Why can't you eat just one?
Because the human cost-effect judger finds it hard to see what's wrong with eating one small portion more.

Posted by: Sigmund Feb 9 2009, 03:49 PM

Do you really know EVERYTHING?

Posted by: LukewarmHoliday Feb 9 2009, 04:48 PM

What happens when random gets 2 more topics.

Posted by: DustyHaru Feb 9 2009, 08:53 PM

what happens when a single human uses the crossed-fists technique, "Final Rock Scissors Killing blow" on paper?

Posted by: Xephyr Feb 9 2009, 09:00 PM

Would Cross Chop even hurt that badly?

Who is the Mystery Man?

Could a hermadrophite take the... male stuff and put it in the... female place and... make him/herself pregnant?

Est-ce que vous veux?


Posted by: H. Tsukiyono Feb 9 2009, 09:43 PM

QUOTE(Xephyr @ Feb 9 2009, 01:00 PM) *

Est-ce que vous veux?


I know that's not right. D: Vouloir doesn't conjugate as "veux" for the vous form. It's "voulez," Xephyr. :/
Je veux/tu veux/il veut/nous voulons/vous voulez/ils veulent. D: Please tell me you remember pronouns.

Rai, why am I sick? :(

Why am I correcting Alex's Xephyr's French? D:

Where did I leave my immune system?

Posted by: Xephyr Feb 9 2009, 10:10 PM

QUOTE(H. Tsukiyono @ Feb 9 2009, 04:43 PM) *

QUOTE(Xephyr @ Feb 9 2009, 01:00 PM) *

Est-ce que vous veux?


I know that's not right. D: Vouloir doesn't conjugate as "veux" for the vous form. It's "voulez," Xephyr. :/
Je veux/tu veux/il veut/nous voulons/vous voulez/ils veulent. D: Please tell me you remember pronouns.
Oops, thanks, Tsuki. I missed that. And yes, I remember pronouns.

REPHRASAL:

Est-ce que vous voulez?

Posted by: Raijinili Feb 10 2009, 05:14 AM

QUOTE(Raiser)
Do you really know EVERYTHING?
I know answers to all questions.
QUOTE(Luke)
What happens when random gets 2 more topics.
Two more topics get random.
QUOTE(Haru)
what happens when a single human uses the crossed-fists technique, "Final Rock Scissors Killing blow" on paper?
Hopefully a book deal.
QUOTE(Xephyr)
Would Cross Chop even hurt that badly?
Hurt? It's twice as painful as a single good chop, so by that point you wouldn't even feel the rest of the pain, so it's about as painful as one chop.
QUOTE(Xephyr)
Who is the Mystery Man?
It's a Mystery.
QUOTE(Xephyr)
Could a hermadrophite take the... male stuff and put it in the... female place and... make him/herself pregnant?
Hermaphrodites usually don't have enough stuff to make that relevant.
QUOTE(Xephyr)
Est-ce que vous voulez?
DO NOT WANT.
QUOTE(Tsuki)
Rai, why am I sick? :(
Because you didn't get sick enough as a kid.
QUOTE(Tsuki)
Why am I correcting Alex's Xephyr's French? D:
You want him to feel bad. Also to never do it again.
QUOTE(Tsuki)
Where did I leave my immune system?
Counterquestion: What's keeping you from exploding right now?

Posted by: Xephyr Feb 10 2009, 05:18 AM

IPB Image
Did you notice this notice?

Posted by: Raijinili Feb 10 2009, 06:10 AM

Not until it was noted.

Posted by: Sigmund Feb 10 2009, 08:16 PM

My sister is going into labor now. WHAT IS THE SEX?

IF YOU GET THIS RIGHT, I'LL PRAISE YOU.

Posted by: DustyHaru Feb 10 2009, 11:37 PM

Seegymount has a sister?

Posted by: Sigmund Feb 11 2009, 01:26 AM

QUOTE(DustyHaru @ Feb 10 2009, 11:37 PM) *

Seegymount has a sister?

Yes I do. Shes having her first child today. Or tomorrow, depending on the length of the labor.

Posted by: Xephyr Feb 11 2009, 02:24 AM

Congratulations, Sigmund!

Posted by: Sigmund Feb 11 2009, 02:58 PM

She ended up getting a C-Section. The baby was too big to pass normally. 8 pounds 13 ounces!

I have a new niece :)

Posted by: sandpenguin Feb 11 2009, 04:09 PM

Nice to hear that, be sure to be a nice uncle and....

We want to eat the soul of her!!!

Ahem, my mistake.

Posted by: Enzd Feb 11 2009, 07:18 PM

Stop derailing the thread.

Will they stop derailing the thread?

Posted by: P.P.A. Feb 11 2009, 07:23 PM

You have cow². What will you do now?

Posted by: DustyHaru Feb 11 2009, 10:59 PM

If PPA²-2[cow*(36^fire) -x] = y where ordered pair (x,y); (cow, fire) are square integers and PPA is the sum of x and fire, what are all the possible combinations of (cow, fire)?

Posted by: Xephyr Feb 12 2009, 02:07 AM

Is cow one greater than or equal to cow two?

In the video game series "Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell", main character Sam Fisher is voiced by the same voice actor who plays what anime character?

Ca va? Moi, je suis bien.

You find some money in a urinal. How much money must be there before you to take it?

If x=0, and y=47, then what is y/x?

Are Captain Falcon and Phoenix actually the same person?

What happens to Link and Zelda after one of their games is over?

Which would you prefer as a weapon, an arrow lit on fire, or an arrow steeped in poison?

Is this really Sparta?

Would Grimace eat Mayor McCheese, or would the Hamburgler steal him before the lardass got a chance?

Speaking of the Hamburgler, what does he do with all of those hamburgers, anyways?

Is naming your son Jesus (either the normal Jesus or the hay-zeus Jesus) blasphemy?


Posted by: LukewarmHoliday Feb 12 2009, 04:29 PM

What happens when the spanish inquisition is expected?

Posted by: H. Tsukiyono Feb 12 2009, 11:29 PM

QUOTE(Xephyr @ Feb 11 2009, 06:07 PM) *

Ca va? Moi, je suis bien.


You're missing a cédille. :( "Ça va" n'est pas ça va sans la cédille. :(

How many words was the longest grammatically correct sentence ever written?

How much Shakespeare have you read, Rai?

How long do you think it will take before humanity wipes itself out?

WILL YOU WRITE A POEM IN SPANISH AND POST IT ON LCN, RAI?

Posted by: Raijinili Feb 13 2009, 04:58 PM

QUOTE(Sigmund)
My sister is going into labor now. WHAT IS THE SEX?
It's a trick question. Your sister is obviously a boy.
QUOTE(Ensd)
Will they stop derailing the thread?
What rails?
QUOTE(Pao Pao Pai)
You have cow². What will you do now?
Study the topology of a sixth-dimensional cowoid.
QUOTE(Haru)
If PPA²-2[cow*(36^fire) -x] = y where ordered pair (x,y); (cow, fire) are square integers and PPA is the sum of x and fire, what are all the possible combinations of (cow, fire)?
What the heck does that semi-colon mean?
QUOTE(Xephyr)
Is cow one greater than or equal to cow two?

QUOTE(Xephyr)
In the video game series "Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell", main character Sam Fisher is voiced by the same voice actor who plays what anime character?
Naruto's Kyuubi.
QUOTE(Xephyr)
Ca va? Moi, je suis bien.
Mei wun ti.
QUOTE(Xephyr)
You find some money in a urinal. How much money must be there before you to take it?
Damn, I wanted to ask something like this.

$5.
QUOTE(Xephyr)
If x=0, and y=47, then what is y/x?
47/0. Obviously.
QUOTE(Xephyr)
Are Captain Falcon and Phoenix actually the same person?
I know Wright isn't a driver, and I'm pretty sure Falcon isn't a lawyer.
QUOTE(Xephyr)
What happens to Link and Zelda after one of their games is over?
They sleep.
QUOTE(Xephyr)
Which would you prefer as a weapon, an arrow lit on fire, or an arrow steeped in poison?
Fire.
QUOTE(Xephyr)
Is this really Sparta?
No, it's ridiculous.
QUOTE(Xephyr)
Would Grimace eat Mayor McCheese, or would the Hamburgler steal him before the lardass got a chance?
No.
QUOTE(Xephyr)
Speaking of the Hamburgler, what does he do with all of those hamburgers, anyways?
There are hundreds of websites on that. Look it up.
QUOTE(Xephyr)
Is naming your son Jesus (either the normal Jesus or the hay-zeus Jesus) blasphemy?
"Hey-zeus" is a Spanish pronunciation...

Anyway, no. As long as you don't name the kid Iehovah.
QUOTE(Haru)
What happens when the spanish inquisition is expected?
It's not really expected.

Posted by: Raijinili Feb 13 2009, 04:59 PM

QUOTE(H.)
How many words was the longest grammatically correct sentence ever written?
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QUOTE(H.)
How much Shakespeare have you read, Rai?
Six.
QUOTE(H.)
How long do you think it will take before humanity wipes itself out?
Only certain people will wipe humanity out.
QUOTE(H.)
WILL YOU WRITE A POEM IN SPANISH AND POST IT ON LCN, RAI?
PERHAP

Posted by: DustyHaru Feb 14 2009, 02:37 AM

QUOTE(Raijinili @ Feb 13 2009, 11:58 AM) *
QUOTE(Haru)
If PPA²-2[cow*(36^fire) -x] = y where ordered pair (x,y) and (cow, fire) are square integers and PPA is the sum of x and fire, what are all the possible combinations of (cow, fire)?
What the heck does that semi-colon mean?


fixed

Uncertainty is a Certainty?

Posted by: aerozero Feb 14 2009, 04:12 AM

Congrats on being an Uncle, Sigmund.

Posted by: WhiteKnight Feb 18 2009, 03:16 PM

Can you count to 242 on one hand?
^don't answer this question if you've played Iji.

Are you delicious?

What does a rainbow taste like?

What is the chance of me tumbling down three times on any given day?

Why is "Let's Go Mao!" my favorite song in Disgaea 3?

Posted by: aerozero Feb 18 2009, 10:11 PM

Why don't Apple Jacks taste like apples?

QUOTE(WhiteKnight @ Feb 18 2009, 07:16 AM) *
What does a rainbow taste like?


Everybody knows that rainbows taste like Skittles.

Posted by: Sigmund Feb 18 2009, 11:06 PM

Why do child never share their Trix?

Posted by: DustyHaru Feb 19 2009, 01:23 AM

If truth be told, what is it told?

If you could do a handstand, would you show everyone, or hide your talent?

talent is latent in tales?

Posted by: Raijinili Feb 23 2009, 06:21 AM

QUOTE(Haru)
If PPA²-2[cow*(36^fire) -x] = y where ordered pair (x,y) and (cow, fire) are square integers and PPA is the sum of x and fire, what are all the possible combinations of (cow, fire)?
How can a pair be an integer?
QUOTE(Haru)
Uncertainty is a Certainty?
Ask again later.
QUOTE(White)
Can you count to 242 on one hand?
^don't answer this question if you've played Iji.
Yes. Count in ternary.
QUOTE(Wytenait)
Are you delicious?
What is delicious?
QUOTE(Wytenait)
What does a rainbow taste like?
Skittles.
QUOTE(Wytenait)
What is the chance of me tumbling down three times on any given day?
9%
QUOTE(Wytenait)
Why is "Let's Go Mao!" my favorite song in Disgaea 3?
Because you're a pervert.
QUOTE(Azaz)
Why don't Apple Jacks taste like apples?
Chemicals.
QUOTE(Raiser)
Why do child never share their Trix?
Because trids never share their kicks.
QUOTE(Hale)
If truth be told, what is it told?
"Go away. Nobody likes you."

Alternatively, the truth.
QUOTE(Hale)
If you could do a handstand, would you show everyone, or hide your talent?
I would do it while walking down the street, and probably on the train. Does taht answer your question?
QUOTE(Hale)
talent is latent in tales?
Not if I can help it.

Posted by: Xephyr Feb 23 2009, 04:18 PM

Why would Nintendo ever let someone beside itself create a Zelda game?


Posted by: P.P.A. Feb 23 2009, 05:30 PM

QUOTE(Xephyr @ Feb 23 2009, 05:18 PM) *

Why would Nintendo ever let someone beside itself create a Zelda game?

Because Philips was supposed to make the CD-Rom drive for the SNES but when Nintendo cancelled the plan they gave Philips the Zelda and Mario licenses to make up for it. And Flagship because Flagship is cool.

Posted by: aerozero Feb 23 2009, 10:57 PM

Too bad they didn't give Sony the Zelda and Mario licenses when they ditched them.

Posted by: Xephyr Feb 24 2009, 02:58 PM

QUOTE(P.P.A. @ Feb 23 2009, 12:30 PM) *

And Flagship because Flagship is cool.
Yay Golden Sun!

Posted by: DustyHaru Feb 25 2009, 04:14 AM

where and when can you lulz, rage, and face at the same time?

When the giant gray wave of information is ridden by the great whales of time, will the moon turn red and fall on its face as the penguins fly over India?

Am I not creating sense if this is?

Can I reporty myself to the proper authorities?

Can we all be vain please?

Posted by: H. Tsukiyono Mar 5 2009, 04:35 PM

Do you have a cure for my confusion?

Do you like chocolate, Rai?

If I am called a screw-up, should I quit?

Posted by: Xephyr Mar 6 2009, 05:45 PM

If we can't prove anything exists, then can we really die?

Posted by: Lux Mar 7 2009, 12:26 AM

IS XEPHYR NETECA?

Posted by: Xephyr Mar 9 2009, 03:20 PM

OH NOES I'VE BEEN FOUND OUT

Posted by: Lux Mar 10 2009, 11:16 PM

QUOTE(Xephyr @ Mar 9 2009, 11:20 AM) *

OH NOES I'VE BEEN FOUND OUT


PROOF.

IS BAN-DODGING BANNABLE?

Posted by: Xephyr Mar 12 2009, 05:12 PM

TIS NOT PROOF, BLASPHEMOUS FOOL.

I HATH SIMPLY MADE A JOKE

Posted by: Sigmund Mar 12 2009, 08:26 PM

QUOTE(Xephyr @ Mar 12 2009, 05:12 PM) *

TIS NOT PROOF, BLASPHEMOUS FOOL.

I HATH SIMPLY MADE A JOKE

YOU LIE LIKW A RUG.

A DIRTY RUG.

DIRTY NEON RUG.

THATS DIRTY.

Posted by: Lux Mar 13 2009, 12:06 AM

QUOTE(Sigmund @ Mar 12 2009, 04:26 PM) *

QUOTE(Xephyr @ Mar 12 2009, 05:12 PM) *

TIS NOT PROOF, BLASPHEMOUS FOOL.

I HATH SIMPLY MADE A JOKE

YOU LIE LIKW A RUG.

A DIRTY RUG.

DIRTY NEON RUG.

THATS DIRTY.


I CAN FIX THAT.

http://www.globalpackagegallery.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=34424&g2_serialNumber=10


Posted by: Raijinili Mar 18 2009, 07:31 AM

QUOTE(Xephyr @ Feb 23 2009, 12:18 PM) *

Why would Nintendo ever let someone beside itself create a Zelda game?
Because Zelda said they would.


QUOTE(DustyHaru @ Feb 25 2009, 12:14 AM) *

where and when can you lulz, rage, and face at the same time?
When you lose control.

QUOTE(DustyHaru @ Feb 25 2009, 12:14 AM) *

When the giant gray wave of information is ridden by the great whales of time, will the moon turn red and fall on its face as the penguins fly over India?
Wait. How did you get the billy goat to cross the bridge?

QUOTE(DustyHaru @ Feb 25 2009, 12:14 AM) *

Am I not creating sense if this is?
It's as sensible as the comma.

QUOTE(DustyHaru @ Feb 25 2009, 12:14 AM) *

Can I reporty myself to the proper authorities?
Yesy.

QUOTE(DustyHaru @ Feb 25 2009, 12:14 AM) *

Can we all be vain please?
Are you chicken?

QUOTE(H. Tsukiyono @ Mar 5 2009, 12:35 PM) *

Do you have a cure for my confusion?
Lum Berry?
QUOTE(H. Tsukiyono @ Mar 5 2009, 12:35 PM) *

Do you like chocolate, Rai?
I eat it at least once a week. At school. In the computer science office.
QUOTE(H. Tsukiyono @ Mar 5 2009, 12:35 PM) *

If I am called a screw-up, should I quit?
I just dropped a class for the first time ever earlier this week, because the teacher told me to.


QUOTE(Xephyr @ Mar 6 2009, 01:45 PM) *

If we can't prove anything exists, then can we really die?
Do your own homework.


QUOTE(Lux @ Mar 6 2009, 08:26 PM) *

IS XEPHYR NETECA?
JSUT UIP ABOUT NETECA


QUOTE(Lux @ Mar 10 2009, 07:16 PM) *

QUOTE(Xephyr @ Mar 9 2009, 11:20 AM) *

OH NOES I'VE BEEN FOUND OUT


PROOF.

IS BAN-DODGING BANNABLE?
DODGE-BANNING IS DODGEABLE

Posted by: Lux Mar 18 2009, 11:33 PM

Do you watch Sex in the City?

Posted by: Raijinili Mar 19 2009, 06:56 AM

No. My neighbors don't have sex.

Posted by: Enzd Mar 19 2009, 07:14 AM

Can I do something?

Will I do something?

When will I not do something?

Posted by: Raijinili Mar 19 2009, 07:21 AM

Yes
You did
When you stop

Posted by: Lux Mar 19 2009, 08:16 PM

Can you?

Will you?

Shall you?

Posted by: aerozero Mar 19 2009, 08:25 PM

Will you eat the green eggs and ham?

Posted by: WhiteKnight Mar 22 2009, 04:21 PM

How does liking "Let's Go Mao!" make me a pervert?

How good of a dancer are you?

Why does any mention of that really light green chao person make you RAEG?

Book book book book book book bookbookbook book boboobook?

Posted by: P.P.A. Mar 22 2009, 11:30 PM

What is "Let's Go Mao!"?
Why is WhiteKnight a supporter of an utterly evil and disgusting dictator?

Posted by: Sigmund Mar 23 2009, 12:31 PM

When will Martin Broduer break Terry Sawchuck's All-Time shutout total?

Posted by: Lux Mar 25 2009, 11:33 PM

Where did the carefree days of our childhood go?

And why did we throw them away for this abstract notion of "maturity"?

Posted by: WhiteKnight Apr 6 2009, 12:25 AM

QUOTE(P.P.A. @ Mar 22 2009, 07:30 PM) *

What is "Let's Go Mao!"?
Why is WhiteKnight a supporter of an utterly evil and disgusting dictator?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1i6sUp2jaI&feature=channel_page
http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z185/glinkster/Disgaea%203/dis3_mao.jpg
» Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... «
and all-around loveable crazy mad scientist.

Posted by: Raijinili Apr 13 2009, 05:25 PM

QUOTE(Lux @ Mar 19 2009, 04:16 PM) *

Can you?

Will you?

Shall you?

Yes.
No.
What?

QUOTE(aerozero @ Mar 19 2009, 04:25 PM) *

Will you eat the green eggs and ham?

You're not Sam.

QUOTE(WhiteKnight @ Mar 22 2009, 12:21 PM) *

How does liking "Let's Go Mao!" make me a pervert?

How good of a dancer are you?

Why does any mention of that really light green chao person make you RAEG?

Book book book book book book bookbookbook book boboobook?

Shotacon.

I don't know. I'm too afraid to check.

BECAUSE IT'S MENTIONED WITH MALICE.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yL_-1d9OSdk
QUOTE(P.P.A. @ Mar 22 2009, 07:30 PM) *

What is "Let's Go Mao!"?
Why is WhiteKnight a supporter of an utterly evil and disgusting dictator?

Propaganda

Who are you to judge a dead man?
QUOTE(Sigmund @ Mar 23 2009, 08:31 AM) *

When will Martin Broduer break Terry Sawchuck's All-Time shutout total?

Whenever he damn well pleases.
QUOTE(Lux @ Mar 25 2009, 07:33 PM) *

Where did the carefree days of our childhood go?

And why did we throw them away for this abstract notion of "maturity"?

Under there.

Who's "we"?

Posted by: DustyHaru Apr 13 2009, 05:28 PM

Why can't I never misunderstand demon anti-shrimp stirring my stew of onions, yams, and melon?

Cabbage > Grass > Crass > Cribbage?

Posted by: Raijinili Apr 13 2009, 06:46 PM

Because they have a geas.

Not at all.

Posted by: Lux Apr 13 2009, 07:28 PM

What's your opinion on pasta?

Posted by: Raijinili Apr 14 2009, 12:16 AM

That it's not the same as noodles.

Posted by: Enzd Apr 14 2009, 12:22 AM

What's your opinion on noodles?

Posted by: Raijinili Apr 14 2009, 12:45 AM

That it's not the same as pasta.

Posted by: DustyHaru Apr 14 2009, 01:05 AM

What's your opinion on poodles?

Posted by: Raijinili Apr 14 2009, 01:38 AM

Put some clothes on!

Posted by: WhiteKnight Apr 14 2009, 04:00 AM

What is your opinion on loli/shotacon?

Posted by: DustyHaru Apr 18 2009, 04:01 PM

Can flash a bulb that has been blown?

Will there be giant cheesewheels in hell?

If one leaps as a grasshopper, and flies like an ostrich; how do two swim?

Posted by: Raijinili Apr 20 2009, 04:40 AM

QUOTE(WytNait)
What is your opinion on loli/shotacon?
Lolicons and shotacons should not get married.
QUOTE(Dusty)
Can flash a bulb that has been blown?
Just break it open and stick the two ends of the filament into a socket.
QUOTE(Dusty)
Will there be giant cheesewheels in hell?
Only if you don't want there to be.
QUOTE
If one leaps as a grasshopper, and flies like an ostrich; how do two swim?
Like a virgin.

Posted by: DustyHaru May 6 2009, 04:56 AM

Eighteen Thrones of Indignant Commonality hath successors to the divine will of utmost prevailing duty, containing subversive reconstruction of physical understandings fundamental to creation and euphoria concerning multitudes of interactive plots that garner no wages greater than a false hope that only exists to admonish those without the threshold luxuries of condiments?

Can ghosts have sex?

"[(36°Pasta - 1221°Noodles) / (¢poodles * £RASTA)] + Ämlet® = (10.05^¤) / curses²"?

Posted by: Raijinili May 23 2009, 05:50 PM

QUOTE(Dusty)
Eighteen Thrones of Indignant Commonality hath successors to the divine will of utmost prevailing duty, containing subversive reconstruction of physical understandings fundamental to creation and euphoria concerning multitudes of interactive plots that garner no wages greater than a false hope that only exists to admonish those without the threshold luxuries of condiments?

QUOTE(Dusty)
Can ghosts have sex?
It's like asking if ghosts can have sex.
QUOTE(Dusty)
"[(36°Pasta - 1221°Noodles) / (¢poodles * £RASTA)] + Ämlet® = (10.05^¤) / curses²"?
Not really, no.

Posted by: Enzd May 23 2009, 06:11 PM

Can you answer serious questions?

Was that a serious question?

Is the next question a serious question?

Was the previous question a serious question?

Posted by: Raijinili May 23 2009, 11:27 PM

No
No
No
No.

Posted by: DustyHaru May 23 2009, 11:52 PM

Can you appreciate the quaint humor of suiciding oneself in a competitive game to keep the opponent from gaining any killpoints, yet at the same time diminishing the reward you will attain afterwards from the high amounts of deaths?

Posted by: Raijinili May 24 2009, 04:03 AM

I never have to worry about that.

Posted by: DustyHaru Jun 1 2009, 07:03 AM

Can you put insanity into a closet?

Can insanity be asinine?

Posted by: Raijinili Jun 1 2009, 01:03 PM

You'd have to be insane.

EVERYTHING can be asinine!

Posted by: aerozero Jun 1 2009, 10:08 PM

Do 5 hour energy drinks really energize you for 5 hours?


Posted by: Yuka Jun 1 2009, 10:14 PM

Why do some video game companies have really shitty localization teams?

Posted by: Raijinili Jun 2 2009, 02:36 PM

QUOTE(Azaz)
Do 5 hour energy drinks really energize you for 5 hours?
I wouldn't know. I never seem to need them. I just, like, hit my knee and I'm awake (not from pain, but from the actual motion).

The problem, then, is getting the motivation to do something like that.
QUOTE(Sauce)
Why do some video game companies have really shitty localization teams?
Chance.

Posted by: aerozero Jun 5 2009, 04:05 AM

Is it possible to stop something that's unstoppable?

Posted by: Raijinili Jun 5 2009, 04:27 PM

Let's see you stop my fist with your face.

Posted by: aerozero Jun 5 2009, 04:46 PM

:(


Posted by: DustyHaru Jun 5 2009, 07:22 PM

What is a community chest?

Will there be more laughter when we win?

Posted by: Raijinili Jun 5 2009, 09:50 PM

Boobs for everyone.

Yes, but it will be directed at you.

Posted by: DustyHaru Jun 5 2009, 11:01 PM

QUOTE(Raijinili @ Jun 5 2009, 05:50 PM) *

Boobs for everyone.

Yes, but it will be directed at you.


You didn't ask me to define we?

Are there doors that need to be closed before unlocking?

Posted by: Raijinili Jun 5 2009, 11:45 PM

You know the answer to that.

I can make one, so it's probably been done.

Posted by: H. Tsukiyono Jun 17 2009, 04:16 AM

Do you keep odd sleeping hours, even in other time zones?

Posted by: Raijinili Jun 18 2009, 06:37 AM

Yeah, I conveniently shift to the wrong clock no matter where I am. Planes make me not sleep at all.

I guess. I haven't been on a plane in like two years.

Posted by: H. Tsukiyono Jun 27 2009, 09:23 AM

I don't remember what time my flight is tomorrow. Is this bad?

Posted by: jcdietz03 Jun 27 2009, 10:27 AM

A farmer has a fox, a chicken, and a bag of grain. He must cross a river and has room in his boat for only one of those on a single trip. If the fox and hen are left alone without the farmer, the fox will eat the hen; if the hen and grain are left alone without the farmer, the hen will eat the grain. Neither of these is a desirable outcome. How can the farmer get the goods across the river?

Posted by: P.P.A. Jun 27 2009, 11:01 AM

EDIT: THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO GO ELSEWHERE

I CALLED MY MONKEY THING "BURNINGASS" IS THAT IMMATURE OR MERELY APPROPRIATE

Posted by: Rhiannon Jun 28 2009, 01:14 AM

I'm no Rai, but obviously you should take the chicken, unless the grain is going to eat the fox while you're away.

Posted by: DustyHaru Jun 28 2009, 01:23 AM

Can war unite?
Has one been won with no guns?

Posted by: Raijinili Jun 28 2009, 06:39 AM

QUOTE(Tsuki)
I don't remember what time my flight is tomorrow. Is this bad?
Everything's bad.
QUOTE(jcdietz)
A farmer has a fox, a chicken, and a bag of grain. He must cross a river and has room in his boat for only one of those on a single trip. If the fox and hen are left alone without the farmer, the fox will eat the hen; if the hen and grain are left alone without the farmer, the hen will eat the grain. Neither of these is a desirable outcome. How can the farmer get the goods across the river?
You test me with a baby puzzle? God.

What is the maximum number of creatures a_1, a_2, a_3, a_4, ..., with a_{i+1} eating a_i if the farmer isn't there, such that the obvious analogous puzzle is solvable? Proof required.
QUOTE(Pao Pao Pai)
I CALLED MY MONKEY THING "BURNINGASS" IS THAT IMMATURE OR MERELY APPROPRIATE
BURN IN GAS'S? CLEVER.
QUOTE(Dusty)
Can war unite?
It united the US and the USSR.
QUOTE(Dusty)
Has one been won with no guns?
Tribal warfare.

Posted by: P.P.A. Jun 28 2009, 07:05 AM

QUOTE(Raijinili @ Jun 28 2009, 08:39 AM) *

QUOTE(Dusty)
Can war unite?
It united the US and the USSR.

It also unites people with God if you know what I mean
QUOTE
QUOTE(Dusty)
Has one been won with no guns?
Tribal warfare.

Any (non-Chinese) war before the 14th century has. And even a few ones afterwards.

Posted by: jcdietz03 Jun 28 2009, 08:23 AM

QUOTE
You test me with a baby puzzle? God.
Was it worth a try?
QUOTE
What is the maximum number of creatures a_1, a_2, a_3, a_4, ..., with a_{i+1} eating a_i if the farmer isn't there, such that the obvious analogous puzzle is solvable? Proof required.
Who cares about the answer to this question? Does the farmer care?

Posted by: Raijinili Jun 28 2009, 02:03 PM

QUOTE(jcdietz)
Was it worth a try?
No. I hate you so much.
QUOTE(jcdietz)
Who cares about the answer to this question? Does the farmer care?
...

Posted by: H. Tsukiyono Jul 1 2009, 05:49 PM

Rai, do you know any headache cures that don't involve aspirin?

Posted by: Lux Jul 1 2009, 10:04 PM

Have you ever lied to me?

What is the answer to this question?

Why do I feel the need to compile these damn plugins from source even though I know it's not going to work and I'm probably not going to use them anyway?

Posted by: Raijinili Jul 2 2009, 02:02 PM

QUOTE(Tsuki)
Rai, do you know any headache cures that don't involve aspirin?
Pressure points. Squeeze an inch deep between your index and thumb, or poke around on both sides of your temples for a place that hurts. There's also a pressure point hidden under the ear, behind the lobe.
QUOTE(Lux)
Have you ever lied to me?
Yes.
QUOTE(Lux)
What is the answer to this question?
Patent Nonsense.
QUOTE(Lux)
Why do I feel the need to compile these damn plugins from source even though I know it's not going to work and I'm probably not going to use them anyway?
Isn't that more interesting?

Posted by: DustyHaru Jul 4 2009, 11:39 PM

Is corn the food of pigs?
Do you eat fruit pizza?
Will Sturm film the clouds green?

Posted by: Raijinili Jul 5 2009, 12:42 AM

I hope so!
Do olives count?
You must have mistaken him for some other Storm.

Posted by: DustyHaru Jul 8 2009, 02:26 AM

Is not having standards a standard?
Does Rai have negative speed?
Will Rhia and Ash remarry?
Have you wished upon an exploding star?
Can a lack of information lead to the creating of new information?
Was Romeo a pedo?
Was Juliet a loli?
Was Capulet a giant squid in disguise?
Will Gilligan rename his island?
Where is Camp Grenada?

Posted by: H. Tsukiyono Jul 8 2009, 03:33 AM

Do I annoy you?

Is college fun?

Is it irrational to worry that my roommate will frequently kick me out of our room so she can have sex with her on-campus significant other?

Posted by: Raijinili Jul 8 2009, 03:58 AM

too many lines it intimidates me.

Posted by: H. Tsukiyono Jul 8 2009, 04:40 AM

I could just ask one question, then. >> Do you like eggplants, Rai?

Posted by: Lux Jul 9 2009, 06:49 PM

Is this a trick question?

Posted by: DustyHaru Jul 9 2009, 07:19 PM

Is a trick?

Posted by: aerozero Jul 9 2009, 07:22 PM

Trick or treat?

Posted by: jcdietz03 Jul 9 2009, 08:23 PM

How is it that leveling up improves your LUCK?

Posted by: Raijinili Jul 10 2009, 04:30 AM

QUOTE(Dusty)
Is not having standards a standard?
No.
QUOTE(Dusty)
Does Rai have negative speed?
No.
QUOTE(Dusty)
Will Rhia and Ash remarry?
No.
QUOTE(Dusty)
Have you wished upon an exploding star?
No.
QUOTE(Dusty)
Can a lack of information lead to the creating of new information?
No.
QUOTE(Dusty)
Was Romeo a pedo?
No.
QUOTE(Dusty)
Was Juliet a loli?
No.
QUOTE(Dusty)
Was Capulet a giant squid in disguise?
No.
QUOTE(Dusty)
Will Gilligan rename his island?
No.
QUOTE(Dusty)
Where is Camp Grenada?
No.


QUOTE(Tsuki)
Do I annoy you?
Tsuki, I recently had an experience where I got someone who wasn't annoyed at me annoyed at me because I kept asking if they were annoyed at me. I'm not annoyed by you. I don't think I'll be annoyed by you. But it worries me that you might go down the same track I did.
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Is college fun?
Not now. I have to take my requirements now, and I'm still in that weird mood thing. Taking classes you want because you want them, rather than taking them because you need them, makes it fun.
QUOTE(Tsuki)
Is it irrational to worry that my roommate will frequently kick me out of our room so she can have sex with her on-campus significant other?
Why worried? What is the worst part, do you think, of you being kicked out?
QUOTE(Tsuki)
Do you like eggplants, Rai?
Spicy eggplant is great.
QUOTE(Lux)
Is this a trick question?
Blue.
QUOTE(Haru)
Is a trick?
Maybe.
QUOTE(Azaz)
Trick or treat?
Trick.
QUOTE(jcdietz)
How is it that leveling up improves your LUCK?
Luck comes from skill. Make your own luck.

Posted by: DustyHaru Jul 23 2009, 03:40 PM

Is Rai a Melty Blood Player or a player of Melty Blood?

Is there really an Urban Jungle in the city?

Posted by: Raijinili Jul 24 2009, 04:18 AM

Both.

Nah, only in NYC.

Posted by: H. Tsukiyono Jul 29 2009, 12:12 PM

Rai, is it possible to have such a ridiculous love-hate relationship with a country that you want to leave immediately but also want to come back?

Posted by: Hayate Jul 29 2009, 01:15 PM

QUOTE(H. Tsukiyono @ Jul 29 2009, 05:12 AM) *

Rai, is it possible to have such a ridiculous love-hate relationship with a country that you want to leave immediately but also want to come back?

I am feeling that way right now, except I think I'm leaning more toward the hate side at the moment...


Am I a total nerd for giving my friends RPG stats?

Posted by: H. Tsukiyono Aug 2 2009, 12:40 PM

Rai, how do I convince my father to let me get a motorcycle license?

Posted by: Raijinili Aug 5 2009, 03:54 AM

QUOTE(Tsuki)
Rai, is it possible to have such a ridiculous love-hate relationship with a country that you want to leave immediately but also want to come back?
Isn't that like America all the time for everyone?

It means you're where you're meant to be.
QUOTE(Hayate)
Am I a total nerd for giving my friends RPG stats?
The word is "geek".
QUOTE(Tsuki)
Rai, how do I convince my father to let me get a motorcycle license?
Prove that you're responsible by stealing his car and driving to the far-off home of a person you met on the Internet, without getting into a single accident.

Posted by: DustyHaru Aug 5 2009, 04:31 AM

Why aren't toasters allowed in dorms?

Can goldfish do backflips?

Shouldn't Tsuki ride a motortrike instead of a motorbike to seem more responsible?

"ad nauseum"?

Posted by: Raijinili Aug 5 2009, 06:05 PM

QUOTE(Haru)
Why aren't toasters allowed in dorms?
Fire hazard.
QUOTE(Haru)
Can goldfish do backflips?
Yes, but they don't know how to.
QUOTE(Haru)
Shouldn't Tsuki ride a motortrike instead of a motorbike to seem more responsible?
How else can she weave through high-speed traffic?
QUOTE(Haru)
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Posted by: absolute0zero Aug 20 2009, 11:09 AM

These all are serious question. Please answer seriously.

Which is better: to have a two-year-younger sister who apparently tries to "i'm your twin sister" me in every way, or to have a twin sister?

How should i react if the entire class hates me without logic reason, and then always pulls pranks at me to annoys me?

Why did i love my male best friend if i'm not gay (i'm a boy)? What should i do to stop it? More importantly, should i stop it?

Is it appropriate to question my aunt's sanity? Is my aunt is sane if she tries to obsessively knowing everything i did, thus trespassing my privacy?

How could i help my introvert best friend that gets sado-masochistic after his mp4 got confiscated by a teacher for his own fault, but blame it on the teacher, and then got mad at me every time i hummed a melody he knew? I desperately tries to help him, but to no avail.

Please help!

Posted by: H. Tsukiyono Aug 20 2009, 04:27 PM

Rai, how do I hotwire a car?

Posted by: Raijinili Aug 20 2009, 05:04 PM

absolute0zero: No.

Tsuki: You have to connect the two wires which start up the car.

Posted by: DustyHaru Aug 20 2009, 10:45 PM

Why aren't fruit more cube shaped?

If a cat has a leg cramp and falls off a roof will it take falling damage?

Will Rai barrel-roll through giant beams for massive damage?

Posted by: Raijinili Aug 24 2009, 05:35 AM

QUOTE(Dusty)
Why aren't fruit more cube shaped?
Why aren't YOU more cube-shaped?

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If a cat has a leg cramp and falls off a roof will it take falling damage?
Cats don't have leg cramp. They stretch every day.

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Will Rai barrel-roll through giant beams for massive damage?
Why would Rai want massive damage?

Posted by: H. Tsukiyono Aug 24 2009, 07:02 AM

Rai, how do I make friends when I'm always awkward and constantly tripping over my own tongue?

Posted by: Raijinili Aug 25 2009, 02:31 AM

People don't mind that much.

You need to start more conversations so that people can know the you behind the awkwardness.

Posted by: H. Tsukiyono Sep 5 2009, 02:10 PM

Rai, do you have a lot of friends?

Posted by: DustyHaru Sep 7 2009, 02:14 AM

QUOTE(Raijinili @ Aug 24 2009, 01:35 AM) *
QUOTE(Dusty)
Will Rai barrel-roll through giant beams for massive damage?
Why would Rai want massive damage?

To increase your RAGE meter?

Rai, do you have a lot of fiends?

Alternately, do you have a lot of enemies?

Posted by: Raijinili Sep 8 2009, 02:17 AM

QUOTE(Tsuki)
Rai, do you have a lot of friends?
I don't really know. I've never had a friend die, which I guess indicates that I don't.

Oh great, now it's gone depressing.

Anyway, I don't think the amount of friends I have is that special. I'm probably on the low end, though.
QUOTE(Haru)
Rai, do you have a lot of fiends?
I don't really know. I've never had a fiend come for my soul, which I guess indicates that I don't.

Oh great, now it's gone devious.

Anyway, I don't think the amount of fiends I have is that special. I'm probably on the low end, though.
QUOTE(Haru)
Alternately, do you have a lot of enemies?
I don't really know. I've never had an enemy start a sinister plot against me (that I know of), which I guess indicates that I don't.

Oh great, now it's gone distressing.

Anyway, I don't think the amount of enemies I have is that special. I'm probably on the low end, though.

Posted by: H. Tsukiyono Sep 14 2009, 04:23 AM

Rai, do you have any piercings?