Snape kills Dumbledore, Beatrice is the Orphans' Mother, Titus Andronicus bakes Tamora's sons in a pie and feeds them to her, Book dies and then Wash dies after the audience has been lulled into a false sense of security, Tony gets shot by Chino and dies in Maria's arms, Earth is the computer designed to calculate the Ultimate Question, Axel self destructs to save Sora, Donald, and Goofy, the remote control is real, but doesn't appear again in random places when destroyed, Dorian murders Basil and stabs his portrait, killing himself, Curly Brace gives you her air tank after the core room floods, and Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!
topic over and done with. FOREVER. oh, and the 5th element is love.
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Yar har ho. Yo ho har.
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