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Lacrima Caslte _ Self-Perpetuating _ The Wishing Game

Posted by: DustyHaru Mar 4 2008, 01:31 AM



QUOTE
Here's a simple game. And instead of explaining, I'll show the example first.

Let's say I go first, and wish for 1 million dollars.
The next person would go "Granted, but you stole the 1 million dollars and now the feds are after you" or something like that, then they wish for something, and so on.

So basically, grant the person above you's wish, then make something bad happen, and wish for something lastly.

- - - - -

I wish for a banana.


/stole since I can't think of anything else to do

I wish I was a fish

-Dusty

Posted by: Enzd Mar 4 2008, 02:05 AM

Granted, but now there is no water in the world to live in.

I wish I could live in Gensokyo.

Posted by: Yuka Mar 4 2008, 02:15 AM

Granted, but you'd immediately be struck by a Master Spark.

I wish you all would die.

Posted by: Irysa Mar 4 2008, 02:24 AM

Granted. We all WILL die, come a few decades or so.


I wish that Daenerys would materialize out of my books and have sex with me.

Posted by: Yuka Mar 4 2008, 02:29 AM

Granted, but she'll leave when she realizes you don't have blue hair.

I wish Persona 3 FES was here already. :(

Posted by: Suzu Fujibayashi Mar 4 2008, 02:33 AM

Granted. But whatever platform its played on will suddenly explode all over the word and all the factories that produce it as well.

I wish my parents died and I got the house.

Posted by: Irysa Mar 4 2008, 02:44 AM

QUOTE(Yuka @ Mar 4 2008, 02:29 AM) *

Granted, but she'll leave when she realizes you don't have blue hair.



Why would this matter?

Posted by: Yuka Mar 4 2008, 02:53 AM

QUOTE(Irysa @ Mar 3 2008, 09:44 PM) *

QUOTE(Yuka @ Mar 4 2008, 02:29 AM) *

Granted, but she'll leave when she realizes you don't have blue hair.



Why would this matter?


Because then Dani wouldn't be your sex slave?

Posted by: Enzd Mar 4 2008, 02:54 AM

Granted, but while you're sleeping in the house a giant earthquake hits and the roof collapses on you and you die.

I wish Asaph would stop trolling forever.

Posted by: Irysa Mar 4 2008, 05:21 PM

Granted, but now I flame instead.


I wish this wish had no negative effects on anyone.

QUOTE(Yuka @ Mar 4 2008, 02:53 AM) *

QUOTE(Irysa @ Mar 3 2008, 09:44 PM) *

QUOTE(Yuka @ Mar 4 2008, 02:29 AM) *

Granted, but she'll leave when she realizes you don't have blue hair.



Why would this matter?


Because then Dani wouldn't be your sex slave?

No, why would Dany leave if I didn't have blue hair?

Posted by: Suzu Fujibayashi Mar 4 2008, 05:29 PM

Granted but instead all the pigments in plants die so they all turn dead-looking.

I wish I had a nickel.

Posted by: DustyHaru Mar 4 2008, 09:39 PM

Granted, you get a nickle but a roving band of headhunting hobos come and snatch your soul.

I wish The Retribution was activated anyway

-Dusty

Posted by: Suzu Fujibayashi Mar 4 2008, 11:09 PM

Granted but now all the sprites are dead so you don't get any.

I wish you were all fish.

Posted by: Enzd Mar 6 2008, 02:40 PM

Granted, but we're all flying pirahnas who can live without water. And we're out for blood.

I wish I wuz the rainbow.

Posted by: P.P.A. Mar 6 2008, 04:25 PM

Granted. But you're a Royal Rainbow! and now always have to carry me around whenever I shout for you.

I wish that damn cold would go away.

Posted by: Suzu Fujibayashi Mar 6 2008, 05:53 PM

Granted but now you're in a oven.

I wish I had a Nanoha game.

Posted by: DustyHaru Mar 6 2008, 08:17 PM

Granted, but the game asplodes upon contact with hands.

I wish I had a magical hat.

-Dusty

Posted by: Enzd Mar 6 2008, 08:27 PM

Granted, but now you're on an extremely dangerous quest to save Hyrule.

I wish my wishes would come true.


Posted by: DustyHaru Mar 6 2008, 08:37 PM

Granted but all your wishes are so vague that the supernatural wishing forces decide to screw up your wishes.

I wish:

QUOTE
for a tank that shoots flaming chainsaws-that CAN kill zombies


-Dusty

Posted by: Suzu Fujibayashi Mar 6 2008, 08:50 PM

Granted but it gets killed by zombie dogs.

I wish I had a cookie.

Posted by: DustyHaru Mar 6 2008, 08:58 PM

Granted but the cookie's to big for you to eat.

I wish Ein would wear a wedding dress.

-Dusty

Posted by: vahn14 Mar 6 2008, 10:54 PM

Granted, but he's marrying you.

I wish the answer to all math problems was 42.

Posted by: Suzu Fujibayashi Mar 6 2008, 11:19 PM

Granted but now you only get a 42 on everything out of 100.

I wish I could marry a anime girl.

Posted by: Greifer Mar 6 2008, 11:40 PM

Granted, but Nanoha leaves when she finds out you married another girl.

I wish I had a box.

Posted by: Suzu Fujibayashi Mar 7 2008, 04:24 PM

Granted but its a soggy cardboard box.

I wish aliens would visit.

Posted by: Archeia Mar 7 2008, 07:02 PM

Granted but they took you away to their homeplanet of toxic.

I wish I have a Roswell Plushie~

Posted by: Suzu Fujibayashi Mar 7 2008, 07:23 PM

Granted but Rosary comes in and burns it.

I wish there was some YggdraxRosary art.

Posted by: DustyHaru Mar 7 2008, 11:26 PM

Granted but it's locked in a separate dimension.

I wish for magikarp sashimi

QUOTE(vahn14 @ Mar 6 2008, 05:54 PM) *

Granted, but he's marrying you.

yay

-Dusty

Posted by: Suzu Fujibayashi Mar 7 2008, 11:33 PM

Granted but Magikarp are just bones.

I wish I had a pocket dimension.

Posted by: DustyHaru Mar 8 2008, 10:52 PM

Granted, but the pocket dimension eats you up, with no escape

I wish for new shoes.

-Dusty

Posted by: Suzu Fujibayashi Mar 10 2008, 04:44 PM

Granted but a dog threw up in them.

I wish I could draw.

Posted by: Raijinili Mar 11 2008, 03:55 AM

Saw this on the ragnarokbattle forums probably over a year ago.

Posted by: DustyHaru Mar 14 2008, 06:56 PM

Granted, you can draw but everytime you enter a contest you lose.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

-Dusty

Posted by: Enzd Mar 14 2008, 07:01 PM

Granted, but you're dead.

I wish I were practically perfect in every way.

Posted by: Mr. Sirius Mar 14 2008, 09:54 PM

Too bad, it leads you to be perfectly stupid.

Wishing I don't think while I sleep.

Posted by: Archeia Mar 14 2008, 10:38 PM

Granted but you can't fall asleep anymore.

I wish Rosary would disappear in Roswell's heart >:3

Posted by: Walrus Mar 16 2008, 04:55 PM

Fine, but then he has a HEART ATTACK.

I wish Enzd wasn't so Enzd.

Posted by: DustyHaru Mar 16 2008, 10:16 PM

Granted but Enzd now assimilates with Walrus and your brain asplode

I wish for a miraculous technilogical device to keep games from lagging/lag-loading...forever.

-Dusty

Posted by: WhiteKnight Jun 2 2008, 09:39 PM

Granted.

Your brain begins to lag instead, while you cross a busy street.

I wish I got stabbed by Yuka and be left unharmed.

Posted by: Neon_the_Chao Jun 3 2008, 11:41 AM

Granted, but after Yuka stabbed you, Yuka choked you to death.

I wish they brought back Link for Soul Caliber IV.

Posted by: DustyHaru Jun 3 2008, 07:20 PM

Granted

They bring in Young link who has nothing but deku nuts and deku sticks and the kokiri butter knife.

I wish I had moar musique to listen to

Posted by: Neon_the_Chao Jun 3 2008, 07:29 PM

Granted, but it's sung by Hannah Montana.

I wish Malice had a bath scene.

Posted by: WhiteKnight Jun 3 2008, 07:52 PM

Granted, but she kills Ein/the fool voyeur and you get a game over, and have to start over.

I wish I were a jerk.

Posted by: DustyHaru Jun 3 2008, 07:53 PM

Granted...

but Chuck Norris doesn't approve and sends you into orbit

I wish my life was made of win

Posted by: Neon_the_Chao Jun 3 2008, 08:00 PM

Granted, but you die in 3 days.

I wish I had someone who loves me. That isn't family.

Posted by: Deadelus Jun 4 2008, 05:46 AM

Granted

But you find that person annoying

:P

I wish for cool Z's

Posted by: WhiteKnight Jun 6 2008, 08:55 PM

Granted. Your cool Z's turn into cool X's.

I wish I could learn pokemon moves and become a cyborg.

Posted by: Deadelus Jun 6 2008, 11:18 PM

Granted

You have learned splash, sunny day, mud sport and thunder.

I wish it where colder in here


Posted by: WhiteKnight Jun 6 2008, 11:29 PM

Granted.

You instantly freeze due to the neighborhood becoming Ice Island from The Wind Waker.

I wish I could do a Gespenst Kick and scream like Kyosuke while doing it.

Posted by: DustyHaru Jun 7 2008, 12:52 AM

Granted

But You're instantly killed by the lack of command by Lee and the Hirogane

I wish I had $5.

Posted by: vahn14 Jun 7 2008, 06:50 AM

Done, but you get mugged and it's stolen.

I wish the longest thread ever was no longer closed.

Posted by: WhiteKnight Jun 7 2008, 06:36 PM

Granted. You are banned from LCN.

I wish I had an army to conquer the world with so I could make an enforced peace.

Posted by: GameBoo Jul 3 2008, 05:08 AM

Granted, but one of its members make a bomb and accidently drop the bomb and everyone goes boom.

I wish I was in Riviera.

Posted by: WhiteKnight Jul 3 2008, 05:12 AM

Granted. You are the new Ein. Enjoy getting verbally abused, you peeping tom.

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/9569/1214864415710me6.png

Posted by: CATGUN Jul 3 2008, 01:07 PM

Granted already(by REDHENTAI) check carefully with google.

Posted by: GameBoo Jul 3 2008, 08:57 PM

No wish was posted above so no grant.

I wish I had some donuts.

Posted by: DustyHaru Jul 4 2008, 04:08 AM

GRANTED BUT THEY ARE NUTS
MADE OF DOUGH

i wish for more hours of sleep

Posted by: WhiteKnight Jul 5 2008, 03:53 AM

Granted. You are asleep forever.

I wish I could morph into any being I choose and back.

Posted by: vahn14 Jul 5 2008, 07:19 AM

Granted, but you can't think of anything to morph into.

I wish I had MGS4. And a PS3.

Posted by: DustyHaru Jul 5 2008, 02:51 PM

Granted

but the PS3 is filed with enough C4 for a blast radius of 5 miles, and detonates when you try to play MGS4.

I wish for shiny shoes

Posted by: Leyviur Jul 5 2008, 03:07 PM

Granted.

I wish that you would not grant this wish.

Posted by: Raijinili Jul 5 2008, 04:21 PM

Granted, but you get mindfucked.

I wish I wish I wish...

Posted by: GameBoo Jul 6 2008, 04:07 PM

Granted. You are doomed to repeat the words 'I wish' for the rest of your life.

I wish I had super-speed.

Posted by: WhiteKnight Jul 6 2008, 04:32 PM

Granted. You run so fast your skeleton is ripped from your body.

I wish I had a galaxy sized mech with a crapload of drills.

Posted by: DustyHaru Jul 6 2008, 10:34 PM

Granted

It creates so much gravitational force that it implodes and everyone in or around said mech dies of crushing and implosion and pain.

I wish for all the grass in the world to spontaneously combust.
In 30 years.

Posted by: WhiteKnight Jul 7 2008, 01:24 AM

Granted.
PREMATURE COMBUSTION

I wish I were as badass as Kamina from TTGL.

Posted by: Aether Dec 24 2008, 07:56 PM

Granted.

But now you are two dimensional and your life is controlled by bad writers.

I wish I got a 2400 on my SAT.

Posted by: DustyHaru Dec 24 2008, 09:15 PM

Granted but it's out of 7800

I wish for 10 doors

Posted by: Aether Dec 26 2008, 01:20 AM

Granted, but they all hold rabid Walruses and open when you get too close.

I wish for perfection.

Posted by: DustyHaru Dec 26 2008, 09:46 PM

Granted, You're perfectly Dead.

I wish world chaos.

Posted by: P.P.A. Dec 26 2008, 10:04 PM

Granted, but it's just Chaos from Sonic Adventure, who after its events is now all nice and peaceful and just wobbling around with his Chao homies.

I wish to rule the world.
(There's something I long for even more but I won't post that here~)

Posted by: jcdietz03 Dec 28 2008, 06:00 AM

Granted, but after about three seconds everyone realizes you have no idea what you're doing ruling the world and they overthrow you.

I wish mythical animals like Pegasi really existed.

Posted by: Neon_the_Chao Dec 28 2008, 09:43 PM

Granted, but then they tire of their own food and eat you.

Ha ha, this reminds me of Saw.


I wish for infinite wishes.


Posted by: P.P.A. Dec 28 2008, 10:09 PM

Granted. Here's an endlessly long list of wishes from people and beings from all over the universe.

I wish for nothing more.

Posted by: Neon_the_Chao Dec 28 2008, 10:19 PM

Granted, but I wish for you to get something.

QUOTE(P.P.A. @ Dec 28 2008, 05:09 PM) *
endlessly long list of wishes

Gah! Mobius strips, how you confuse me!

Wait... Mobius... that's where Sonic lives.
Sonic... lives on Mobius.
Mobius is also a confusing form of paper.
Wait... Mobius... that's where Sonic lives.
Damn you, P.P.A.! You're a cruel mind, making my mind run in circles like that!

Posted by: P.P.A. Dec 28 2008, 10:49 PM

Granted. I wish for a Klein bottle for NeTeCa.

Posted by: Neon_the_Chao Dec 28 2008, 11:38 PM

Granted, if you explain what that is.

I wish to know what a "Klein bottle" is.

Posted by: P.P.A. Dec 29 2008, 11:54 AM

Google it. It's a one-sided bottle.

Posted by: Neon_the_Chao Dec 30 2008, 02:40 AM

DAMN IT! Now I'm really confused. :P

That's cool, though.

Posted by: DustyHaru Dec 30 2008, 11:56 PM

Wish dammit

I wish to be loathed

Posted by: Aether Jan 1 2009, 12:12 AM

Granted. But I enjoy brutally murdering people I loathe with pickles and string.

I wish for immortality.

Posted by: DustyHaru Jan 1 2009, 12:34 AM

Granted, you're incased in cement.

I wish for free bread

Posted by: Greifer Jan 1 2009, 07:45 PM

Granted, but it's old and moldy.

I wish for a bearable cartoon that doesn't reuse plots.

Posted by: Aether Jan 1 2009, 07:56 PM

Granted, but you can never stop watching it. And it only has 4 episodes.

I wish for silence.

Posted by: Greifer Jan 1 2009, 08:35 PM

Granted, but you've actually gone deaf.

I wish for MegaUltraChicken.

Posted by: WhiteKnight Jan 1 2009, 09:43 PM

Granted. It's a robot MegaUltraChicken that forces you to wacth mind-numbing claymation shorts for the rest of your life.

I wish I wish I had a fish.

Posted by: P.P.A. Jan 1 2009, 10:20 PM

Granted, but it's a shark and it eats you. Or an octopus that tentacle rapes you.

I wish to found a small city state and shape it as I please. Which would involve making it float and be operating solely using regenerative energy sources.

Posted by: Aether Jan 1 2009, 10:24 PM

Granted. But someone else gets to reshape your mind first.

I wish for dice.

Posted by: DustyHaru Jan 4 2009, 02:45 AM

Granted.

It's one-sided. You Implode from trying to understand it.

I wish for some KGB chicken

Posted by: P.P.A. Jan 4 2009, 12:50 PM

Granted. Here is a living chicken which was trained to be a Комитет государственной безопасности spy. And is now browsing through the files on your comp to look for proof that you are counter-revolutionary or a capitalist.


I wish for an extension of my Christmas holidays so I don't have to go back to school on Wednesday.

Posted by: Aether Jan 5 2009, 12:20 AM

Granted, but you must buy expensive presents for everyone you know. Again.

I wish for CAPITALIZATION.

Posted by: WhiteKnight Jan 5 2009, 01:36 AM

Granted. Capitalism leads to the loss of all of your money.

I wish I had a delicious loli and no trouble with the law.

Posted by: P.P.A. Jan 5 2009, 07:15 PM

Granted. The loli severely hurts you, rendering you immobile and eternally crippled, and gets away with it without punishment.

I wish for the knowledge of that humanity's purpose is. Or the purpose of Earthly life in whole.

Posted by: DustyHaru Jan 5 2009, 08:30 PM

Granted.
...
...
The answer takes eternity to sink in.

I wish for Robocop to take over New York.

Posted by: Aether Jan 6 2009, 12:29 AM

Granted. Hilary Clinton comes back.

I wish for purpose.

Posted by: WhiteKnight Jan 28 2009, 09:47 PM

Granted. Someone kills you on a carpet with the word PURPOSE.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1i6sUp2jaI&feature=related

Posted by: DustyHaru Jan 28 2009, 11:34 PM

Granted. it tells you that you're actually a woman with an ear infection and you'll need to get half your face amputated.

I wish I understood my own questions. (points to signature)

Posted by: H. Tsukiyono Feb 17 2009, 10:47 PM

Granted. However, you now speak like that all the time and no one else understands what you're trying to say. Also, you may be the target of several jokes involving derailing thought trains.

I wish I wasn't so addicted to video games.

Posted by: P.P.A. Feb 18 2009, 02:44 PM

Granted. You are now addicted to heroin instead.

I wish for a levitating piece of land that I can use to make a flying fortress or city or to merely use it as a mean of transportation.

Posted by: WhiteKnight Feb 18 2009, 03:05 PM

Granted. Its artificial gravity is fault, however, and the impact from the fall kills you when you use it for the first time.

I wish I knew what the hell to do.

Posted by: DustyHaru Feb 19 2009, 01:32 AM

Granted the you that wishes to eat your fingers off googles how to make the you that wants SWR to love a pole

I wish I knew what you is gonna say about me saying you saying about you and me when I say we

Posted by: Lux Feb 23 2009, 12:48 AM

Your tongue falls out.

I wish people here cared about Dept. Heaven games.

Posted by: Miki Trie' Nov 20 2009, 12:03 AM

Granted, but Riviera fans revolt your home for mentioning the idea, and burn the place with you in it.

I wish for a Nessiah figure.

Posted by: San Aurora Nov 20 2009, 05:15 AM

Do your avatars always need to have a girl with something in her mouth? :/

Posted by: Miki Trie' Nov 20 2009, 11:30 PM

Happy? *Points to modified avatar*