Granted, but now there is no water in the world to live in.
I wish I could live in Gensokyo.
Granted, but you'd immediately be struck by a Master Spark.
I wish you all would die.
Granted. We all WILL die, come a few decades or so.
I wish that Daenerys would materialize out of my books and have sex with me.
Granted, but she'll leave when she realizes you don't have blue hair.
I wish Persona 3 FES was here already. :(
Granted. But whatever platform its played on will suddenly explode all over the word and all the factories that produce it as well.
I wish my parents died and I got the house.
Granted, but while you're sleeping in the house a giant earthquake hits and the roof collapses on you and you die.
I wish Asaph would stop trolling forever.
Granted, but now I flame instead.
I wish this wish had no negative effects on anyone.
Granted but instead all the pigments in plants die so they all turn dead-looking.
I wish I had a nickel.
Granted, you get a nickle but a roving band of headhunting hobos come and snatch your soul.
I wish The Retribution was activated anyway
Granted but now all the sprites are dead so you don't get any.
I wish you were all fish.
Granted, but we're all flying pirahnas who can live without water. And we're out for blood.
I wish I wuz the rainbow.
Granted. But you're a Royal Rainbow! and now always have to carry me around whenever I shout for you.
I wish that damn cold would go away.
Granted but now you're in a oven.
I wish I had a Nanoha game.
Granted, but the game asplodes upon contact with hands.
I wish I had a magical hat.
Granted, but now you're on an extremely dangerous quest to save Hyrule.
I wish my wishes would come true.
Granted but all your wishes are so vague that the supernatural wishing forces decide to screw up your wishes.
Granted but it gets killed by zombie dogs.
I wish I had a cookie.
Granted but the cookie's to big for you to eat.
I wish Ein would wear a wedding dress.
Granted, but he's marrying you.
I wish the answer to all math problems was 42.
Granted but now you only get a 42 on everything out of 100.
I wish I could marry a anime girl.
Granted, but Nanoha leaves when she finds out you married another girl.
I wish I had a box.
Granted but its a soggy cardboard box.
I wish aliens would visit.
Granted but they took you away to their homeplanet of toxic.
I wish I have a Roswell Plushie~
Granted but Rosary comes in and burns it.
I wish there was some YggdraxRosary art.
Granted but it's locked in a separate dimension.
I wish for magikarp sashimi
Granted but Magikarp are just bones.
I wish I had a pocket dimension.
Granted, but the pocket dimension eats you up, with no escape
I wish for new shoes.
Granted but a dog threw up in them.
I wish I could draw.
Saw this on the ragnarokbattle forums probably over a year ago.
Granted, you can draw but everytime you enter a contest you lose.
I wish I knew what to wish for.
Granted, but you're dead.
I wish I were practically perfect in every way.
Too bad, it leads you to be perfectly stupid.
Wishing I don't think while I sleep.
Granted but you can't fall asleep anymore.
I wish Rosary would disappear in Roswell's heart >:3
Fine, but then he has a HEART ATTACK.
I wish Enzd wasn't so Enzd.
Granted but Enzd now assimilates with Walrus and your brain asplode
I wish for a miraculous technilogical device to keep games from lagging/lag-loading...forever.
Your brain begins to lag instead, while you cross a busy street.
I wish I got stabbed by Yuka and be left unharmed.
Granted, but after Yuka stabbed you, Yuka choked you to death.
I wish they brought back Link for Soul Caliber IV.
They bring in Young link who has nothing but deku nuts and deku sticks and the kokiri butter knife.
I wish I had moar musique to listen to
Granted, but it's sung by Hannah Montana.
I wish Malice had a bath scene.
Granted, but she kills Ein/the fool voyeur and you get a game over, and have to start over.
I wish I were a jerk.
but Chuck Norris doesn't approve and sends you into orbit
I wish my life was made of win
Granted, but you die in 3 days.
I wish I had someone who loves me. That isn't family.
But you find that person annoying
I wish for cool Z's
Granted. Your cool Z's turn into cool X's.
I wish I could learn pokemon moves and become a cyborg.
You have learned splash, sunny day, mud sport and thunder.
I wish it where colder in here
You instantly freeze due to the neighborhood becoming Ice Island from The Wind Waker.
I wish I could do a Gespenst Kick and scream like Kyosuke while doing it.
But You're instantly killed by the lack of command by Lee and the Hirogane
I wish I had $5.
Done, but you get mugged and it's stolen.
I wish the longest thread ever was no longer closed.
Granted. You are banned from LCN.
I wish I had an army to conquer the world with so I could make an enforced peace.
Granted, but one of its members make a bomb and accidently drop the bomb and everyone goes boom.
I wish I was in Riviera.
Granted. You are the new Ein. Enjoy getting verbally abused, you peeping tom.
Granted already(by REDHENTAI) check carefully with google.
No wish was posted above so no grant.
I wish I had some donuts.
GRANTED BUT THEY ARE NUTS
MADE OF DOUGH
i wish for more hours of sleep
Granted. You are asleep forever.
I wish I could morph into any being I choose and back.
Granted, but you can't think of anything to morph into.
I wish I had MGS4. And a PS3.
but the PS3 is filed with enough C4 for a blast radius of 5 miles, and detonates when you try to play MGS4.
I wish for shiny shoes
I wish that you would not grant this wish.
Granted, but you get mindfucked.
I wish I wish I wish...
Granted. You are doomed to repeat the words 'I wish' for the rest of your life.
I wish I had super-speed.
Granted. You run so fast your skeleton is ripped from your body.
I wish I had a galaxy sized mech with a crapload of drills.
It creates so much gravitational force that it implodes and everyone in or around said mech dies of crushing and implosion and pain.
I wish for all the grass in the world to spontaneously combust.
In 30 years.
I wish I were as badass as Kamina from TTGL.
But now you are two dimensional and your life is controlled by bad writers.
I wish I got a 2400 on my SAT.
Granted but it's out of 7800
I wish for 10 doors
Granted, but they all hold rabid Walruses and open when you get too close.
I wish for perfection.
Granted, You're perfectly Dead.
I wish world chaos.
Granted, but it's just Chaos from Sonic Adventure, who after its events is now all nice and peaceful and just wobbling around with his Chao homies.
I wish to rule the world.
(There's something I long for even more but I won't post that here~)
Granted, but after about three seconds everyone realizes you have no idea what you're doing ruling the world and they overthrow you.
I wish mythical animals like Pegasi really existed.
Granted, but then they tire of their own food and eat you.
Ha ha, this reminds me of Saw.
I wish for infinite wishes.
Granted. Here's an endlessly long list of wishes from people and beings from all over the universe.
I wish for nothing more.
Granted, but I wish for you to get something.
Granted. I wish for a Klein bottle for NeTeCa.
Granted, if you explain what that is.
I wish to know what a "Klein bottle" is.
Google it. It's a one-sided bottle.
DAMN IT! Now I'm really confused. :P
That's cool, though.
I wish to be loathed
Granted. But I enjoy brutally murdering people I loathe with pickles and string.
I wish for immortality.
Granted, you're incased in cement.
I wish for free bread
Granted, but it's old and moldy.
I wish for a bearable cartoon that doesn't reuse plots.
Granted, but you can never stop watching it. And it only has 4 episodes.
I wish for silence.
Granted, but you've actually gone deaf.
I wish for MegaUltraChicken.
Granted. It's a robot MegaUltraChicken that forces you to wacth mind-numbing claymation shorts for the rest of your life.
I wish I wish I had a fish.
Granted, but it's a shark and it eats you. Or an octopus that tentacle rapes you.
I wish to found a small city state and shape it as I please. Which would involve making it float and be operating solely using regenerative energy sources.
Granted. But someone else gets to reshape your mind first.
I wish for dice.
It's one-sided. You Implode from trying to understand it.
I wish for some KGB chicken
Granted. Here is a living chicken which was trained to be a Комитет государственной безопасности spy. And is now browsing through the files on your comp to look for proof that you are counter-revolutionary or a capitalist.
I wish for an extension of my Christmas holidays so I don't have to go back to school on Wednesday.
Granted, but you must buy expensive presents for everyone you know. Again.
I wish for CAPITALIZATION.
Granted. Capitalism leads to the loss of all of your money.
I wish I had a delicious loli and no trouble with the law.
Granted. The loli severely hurts you, rendering you immobile and eternally crippled, and gets away with it without punishment.
I wish for the knowledge of that humanity's purpose is. Or the purpose of Earthly life in whole.
The answer takes eternity to sink in.
I wish for Robocop to take over New York.
Granted. Hilary Clinton comes back.
I wish for purpose.
Granted. Someone kills you on a carpet with the word PURPOSE.
Granted. it tells you that you're actually a woman with an ear infection and you'll need to get half your face amputated.
I wish I understood my own questions. (points to signature)
Granted. However, you now speak like that all the time and no one else understands what you're trying to say. Also, you may be the target of several jokes involving derailing thought trains.
I wish I wasn't so addicted to video games.
Granted. You are now addicted to heroin instead.
I wish for a levitating piece of land that I can use to make a flying fortress or city or to merely use it as a mean of transportation.
Granted. Its artificial gravity is fault, however, and the impact from the fall kills you when you use it for the first time.
I wish I knew what the hell to do.
Granted the you that wishes to eat your fingers off googles how to make the you that wants SWR to love a pole
I wish I knew what you is gonna say about me saying you saying about you and me when I say we
Your tongue falls out.
I wish people here cared about Dept. Heaven games.
Granted, but Riviera fans revolt your home for mentioning the idea, and burn the place with you in it.
I wish for a Nessiah figure.
Do your avatars always need to have a girl with something in her mouth? :/
Happy? *Points to modified avatar*