Okay, so last night I get home. Its like any other normal day 'cept my grandma's going to church for a
revival. So, my dad pops in the movie Next and everything's fine...until...it's time to go.
After going to our car and discovering, as usual, its locked. My grandmother remembers her purse is in the car. She, of course, is the only one with keys to the car because she doesn't trust me or my dad. She doesn't remember where the keys are. After tearing our house apart, she tries to use a pair of house keys, then a knife, then a paper clip to unlock the door. She gets my dad to try to run a coat-hanger through the window, and it doesn't work.
After calling her best friend, she decides to go to church with her. Just as she is pulling up, my grandmother
finds it in...of all places... her bra.
Your grandmother has insensitive breasts.
No kidding.
That place sure is safe from thieves.
Pervert thieves then?
We found the car keys in our fridge, one time.
You didn't check inside your grandmother's bra? What sort of idiot grandson are you?
Do note the sarcasm here.
You have no idea how many headaches broken sarcasm detectors have caused me.
So you think we're all as stupid as the average Gamefaq's poster then?
Tch.
No. I think at least one of you might be.
That's probably me.
No, I didn't read up to find out what you're talking about.
I left my keys on a tree once.
How do you leave keys in tree?
The same way you leave them in your bra I'm guessing.
There are three car keys for my car in my house, belonging to three different people.
I bet by Christmas they're all lost...
new jersey devils rule get over it XD
You might want to read over the rules again, {EsG} Orochi. That post was completely unrelated to the rest of the topic as far as I can tell, which means it's spam.
He might be demonstrating stupidity.
Her...bra?
That new. The wierdest place I lost my keys where in my fish bowl>_>
k im srry but when u sayn off topic that means there is no specific topic ok so therefore it can not be spam so plz think about it ok
You should read the forum descriptions.
Off topic:
"This is for discussions that really don't belong anywhere else. For example, political discussions, or books perhaps, or maybe the reinvention of the wheel."
Our spam forum is Hell. Which ishttp://leyviur.net/forum/index.php?showforum=10.
I think I'll change the title of this forum to "Miscellaneous" so it doesn't trick anyone again, because even if he read that, the two conflict so he doesn't know which one is the liar.
well thx i just got t'he wrong inpresion so srry XD
why do I have the feeling that I hate you?
So a couple of months back, me and two friends are sitting in my room playing games. The phone starts ringing and she feels the need to tell me its ringing. Not ask me to pick it up, just enlightening me of its ringing status. I tell her to pick it up, and she yells back at me "I DID!"
I'm thinking about just starting to post some of the more ridiculous things my grandmother has done here.