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Lacrima Castle _ Introductions and Departures _ Hello
Posted by: TheChronometerPocketWatch Jul 28 2009, 05:30 PM
It has been noted how confusing and irrelevant the following paragraphs are. Skip to the end if you want.
You probably don't know the one who is typing this. It is TheChronometerPocketWatch. It may be a bit long, so you may also call this one TheStifledTimepiece (since YouTube doesn't support 25-character length usernames), or Roysten (though that is not this one's name and sorry if anyone has a similar name. If that is the case, this one can be called by the names Millward or Delmar. Still, none of these names represent my true name).
Uh, that may have been a little too much to state TheChronometerPocketWatch's alternate names. To possibly clear confusion, it would be a good idea to state that this one may or may not speak in third person.
This one first heard of a game called Yggdra Union for Gameboy Advance. He played it with VBA and didn't get very far, then stopped. Then he saw a review on T.V. for a game called Riviera: The Promised Land also for GBA. Sadly, he ignored this until years later. It was months ago this one heard of an upcoming game called Knights in the Nightmare, of which this one was interested. Sadly, someone told him he should instead invest in other games such as those for Xbox360... But exactly one week ago he started playing Riviera: TPL after downloading VBA again for his recently formatted computer. He soon found out that Yggdra Union, Knights in the Nightmare, and Riviera were all part of a series, and became a fan. While on his daily visit to Wikipedia, he clicked an external link on the Riviera TPL page, which sent him here.
So basically, this pocket watch is just another crazy, stupid, and at many times awkward person who could be deleted after 60 days, due to the restraints of time, of which everyone is a slave to. How long may there be before a first reply?
(And sorry, but pocket watches neither have souls nor organs to consume.)
NOTE: As of now this one is TheTimepiece rather than TheChronometerPocketWatch due to the length of the latter. If desired, one can still call this one Roysten, Millward, or Delmar. Of which the latter two are names randomly created by this one that seem to redirect to actual things on Wikipedia. Roysten is the name of the goldfish.
Posted by: DustyHaru Jul 28 2009, 07:07 PM
Ugeah-wo---bleargh!
The Third People have come.
Posted by: TheChronometerPocketWatch Jul 28 2009, 07:28 PM
This one can easily stop speaking in third person, if it is requested. It may not be considered correct English, if viewed in such a way.
He currently knows not why he decided to do this in the first place, but it was most likely for no reason.
Time is possibly the only reason which causes people to forget. (Though that is not a statement.)
Posted by: DustyHaru Jul 28 2009, 09:25 PM
This one can easily stop speaking in third person, if it is requested. It may not be considered correct English, if viewed in such a way.
He currently knows not why he decided to do this in the first place, but it was most likely for no reason.
Time is possibly the only reason which causes people to forget. (Though that is not a statement.)
Blunt Force trauma
Posted by: TheChronometerPocketWatch Jul 28 2009, 09:47 PM
Of course.
But that would not be able to occur if time stopped.
So this one should have said that without time one could not forget. But neither can one remember without time.
That is a very different statement than before, and this one was indubitably incorrect.
Also, it seems that TheChronometerPocketWatch will soon become TheTimepiece, or possibly something different.
This one surely should have predicted the chaos that very long names without spaces would cause.
Posted by: DustyHaru Jul 28 2009, 10:42 PM
The negation of an instant of existence will cause the inevitable loss of memory for a person. This negation would supercede the flow of time itself; and would possibly lead to removal of said individual from the rest of the flow of time. Their being could survive apart from time.
OR W/E LOL
Posted by: TheChronometerPocketWatch Jul 28 2009, 11:27 PM
OR W/E LOL
EXACTLY
Fits (partially) with this one's signature.
Posted by: Hayate Jul 29 2009, 12:16 AM
My mind cannot comprehend this madness. XP
But um, hi. Hope you enjoy LCN! ^^ And what are you talking about, everybody has souls and organs for the eating.
Posted by: TheTimepiece Jul 29 2009, 01:23 AM
Thanks, this one's time spent here has been enjoyable (despite the lack of real posts).And if that is the case this one has his soul encased http://gizmodo.com/5026250/antique-pocket-watch-hides-tiny-pistol in the same location as his organ-constructed pistol.
Ooh and TheChronometerPocketWatch is now simply TheTimepiece due to how unnecessarily long the former was.
Posted by: Shiokazu Jul 29 2009, 03:57 AM
enjoy lcn
hey,im not a lot of time around here,perhaps one week haha
Posted by: TheTimepiece Jul 29 2009, 11:44 AM
Even new ones welcome new ones! Hopefully the people shown here portray the rest of the community this one shall encounter.
(Maybe this one should find somewhere to post so he is not removed after 60 days.)
Posted by: H. Tsukiyono Jul 29 2009, 12:04 PM
Greetings and salutations, talking timepiece. I wish my pocketwatch could hold an intelligent conversation with me.
This being said, post lots, enjoy your stay, blah blah blah. I see you've preempted the organs/soul thing so I will not offer you nice inedible replacements for your eaten organs since you claim they cannot be eaten.lies and sacrilege, everybody's organs get eaten here. As we speak someone is chewing on my spleen.
Oh, and be sure to pick your fights carefully, although I suppose this is just common sense.
Posted by: DustyHaru Jul 29 2009, 12:17 PM
Oh, and be sure to pick your fights carefully, although I suppose this is just common sense.
http://packphour.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/common-sense.jpg
Posted by: TheTimepiece Jul 29 2009, 01:06 PM
Do not worry, this one's dog shared their common sense with him. He also picked some off of a dead body at the foot of a cliff.And don't attempt to consume this one's organs unless if you desire http://gizmodo.com/5026250/antique-pocket-watch-hides-tiny-pistol.
Posted by: Hayate Jul 29 2009, 01:10 PM
Violent pocket watch. o.O
Posted by: TheTimepiece Jul 29 2009, 01:18 PM
At times, yes.
But it is mostly due to http://gizmodo.com/5026250/antique-pocket-watch-hides-tiny-pistol.Maybe this one has posted that link too much.
Posted by: absolute0zero Jul 29 2009, 01:40 PM
I see you've preempted the organs/soul thing so I will not offer you nice inedible replacements for your eaten organs since you claim they cannot be eaten.
Maybe his is already been eaten. So his organs are already inedible replacement ones.
AND THOU, SIRRAH
THOU ARE THE SINNER
THOU HAVE SHADOW ON THY HEART
SHALT THE 7 DEMONS RIP THY SOUL,
AND BRING IT TO ME?
THOU HAST BEFALLEN INTO THE JUDGEMENT
THOU SHALT NOT BE FORGIVEN!!!
THOU SHALT PLUNGE INTO THE GRIP OF THE DARK
TO THE PRINCE OF HELL,
ME MYSELF!
*snaps out*
New guy here, i assume? Enjoy your stay.
Don't get frightened because of my random habit of possessed by my darkness. Instead give us your inedible organs so we can give you brand new organ, made in LCN!
Posted by: TheTimepiece Jul 29 2009, 01:49 PM
Instead give us your inedible organs so we can give you brand new organ, made in LCN!
This one would love to, but unfortunately he is very much attached to his organs. So his dog would like to offer hers instead. This one hopes that will solve all of these organ complications.
Posted by: absolute0zero Jul 29 2009, 01:57 PM
Instead give us your inedible organs so we can give you brand new organ, made in LCN!
This one would love to, but unfortunately he is very much attached to his organs. So his dog would like to offer hers instead. This one hopes that will solve all of these organ complications.
This one hopes that that one accepts this one's offerings. But that one refuse. This one dissapointed.
Wuttaheck are that one talking about? This one and the others could help so that one's organ could be changed. In the name of community!
Or not. Either way, give that one's organ to us many, fast! Or else... *summons this one's sword from the shadow*
Posted by: TheTimepiece Jul 29 2009, 02:12 PM
...
This timepiece would love to but unfortunately is very attached to his organs. As in, chainsaws can't remove them. So accept his dog's flimsy fleshy organs. Butter knives can remove those. Enjoy.
Posted by: absolute0zero Jul 29 2009, 02:18 PM
Us many don't like other species' organs.
WHAT THE F@$< WHY I FOLLOWED THAT TIMEPIECE'S TALKING STYLE? OH NOES!
Posted by: TheTimepiece Jul 29 2009, 02:32 PM
Us many don't like other species' organs.
Since this one is not of your species,
What about his soul? He possesses no soul but which is his dog's.
Posted by: Shiokazu Jul 29 2009, 07:42 PM
king will sold his soul to me.
Posted by: TheTimepiece Jul 29 2009, 07:59 PM
The practice of the consumption of souls and organs seems to spread immediately after joining.
Maybe even before.
Is it possible that all of LCN were meant to consume souls and organs but it was only realized after joining?
Posted by: Shiokazu Jul 29 2009, 11:55 PM
i dont know,the king sold his soul because he had no body to put it on,so...
i bough it.
Posted by: H. Tsukiyono Jul 30 2009, 12:34 AM
I should revise my greeting to "Greetings and salutations. We are strange people and warn you thus that conversing with us could prove to be appropriately bizarre."
--perhaps inappropriately bizarre if you factor in the existence of a certain party who claims to be periodically possessed by negative powers.
Posted by: Shiokazu Jul 30 2009, 05:01 AM
we need a lawyer here!
Posted by: Sigmund Jul 30 2009, 07:18 PM
Welcome.
Posted by: Enzd Aug 2 2009, 04:10 AM
Hanar are cool.
Welcome.
Posted by: Lite-Yoshi Aug 13 2009, 11:18 PM
Welcome to LCN. Keep the bells and whistles of that watch intact. And pray no parts-stealing guys show up during your visit, especially in the basement.
Posted by: Greifer Aug 14 2009, 09:07 PM
Holy shit!
We have a basement?!
Anyway, welcome to LCN. Post lots, etc.
I don't spend much time on here myself, what with school and such, but nevertheless, it's good to escape from reality into a forum infested with psychopaths, narcissists and generally bizarre and strange folk. We're all crazy here, so you're naturally accepted.
Have fun talking with the regulars :D
Posted by: Kirby_Pink_Ball Sep 9 2009, 10:12 AM
Hai...
I'm new here...
:|
Posted by: DustyHaru Sep 9 2009, 01:05 PM
:O
just make a new thread
Posted by: Sigmund Sep 10 2009, 09:25 PM
:O
just make a new thread
NO U