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Posted by: Feral Phoenix Apr 16 2007, 02:18 PM

Got a favorite T-shirt slogan? Post it!

Your T-shirt have weird text? Post it!

Got a quote that should totally go on a T-shirt but isn't on one yet? Post it!

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"Kitten with a Mean Streak" (my t-shirt)

"Sanity is not statistical." (quote from 1984 that should be on a t-shirt)

"Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver." (I want that t-shirt.)

Posted by: Chaos Seraph Apr 16 2007, 06:40 PM

http://www.threadless.com/submission/115500/Spoilt


Go vote so it gets printed.




I just NEED that.

I also want this one:

http://www.jinx.com/scripts/details.asp?productID=598

Posted by: aerozero Apr 16 2007, 11:25 PM

Posted by: Feral Phoenix Apr 19 2007, 03:12 PM

Oh, that spoiler T-shirt made me laugh.

There should be one with V's introduction monologue from V for Vendetta... *nods*

AND:

"Don't drive me crazy, I'm close enough to walk."

I need a T-shirt like that...

Posted by: Raijinili Apr 20 2007, 04:05 AM

This topic needs more cynicism about cynicism: http://xkcd.com/c23.html

Hover over the pic and there's a hidden message.

Posted by: Feral Phoenix Apr 20 2007, 05:38 PM

|D

"It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion."

My friend has that shirt, and I want one. Badly. <3 coffee.

Posted by: Feral Phoenix Apr 30 2007, 12:21 PM

*BUMP*

A while ago I saw a college student wearing the cutest message of romance ever:

"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
All my base are belong to you."

The "red" and "blue" were the code numbers for them online. I really want that shirt.

Posted by: Raijinili Apr 30 2007, 02:59 PM

You mean the 24-bit hexadecimal representations of colors? That's not just online.

Posted by: P.P.A. May 1 2007, 08:33 AM

http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/gaming/8e31/?cpg=wnrss&cpg=cj
Best. T-Shirt. EVER!

Posted by: Feral Phoenix May 10 2007, 03:08 PM

Working on making my own T-shirt for Graphics class. We're allowed to use copyrighted images, sooo... *giggle* You know what this means, don't you?

^_^

GULCASATSHIRTSQUEE.

If I can get a picture, I shall post. Text is "Imperial Pride".

Posted by: WhiteKnight May 14 2007, 07:13 PM

I think we need more T-shirts with Malcolm X saying "By any means necessary."

Posted by: FlameSpark May 14 2007, 09:55 PM

How about a T-shirt with the following written on the back:

Would be funny seeing someone with that on.

Posted by: Feral Phoenix May 15 2007, 06:55 PM

T-shirt with a grid of smilies debating the half-empty/half-full glass. My friend owns this shirt, and I desperately want it. He got it overseas though, and it was expensive. D'oh.

Here's what their opinions are:

Optimist: The glass is half-full.
Pessimist: The glass is half-empty.
Realist: The glass is.
Idealist: The glass should be full.
Feminist: My glass seems less than HIS glass!
Environmentalist: Save the water.
Anarchist: Let's break the glass.
Capitalist: Let's sell this glass!
Chemist: It's two hydrogen and one oxygen and... *babble babble*

WANT.

Posted by: Dr Sturm May 15 2007, 07:18 PM

That shirt fails for not knowing what an anarchist actually is.

This is the only "clever" shirt I own anymore: http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a509/a509.gif

Posted by: WhiteKnight May 15 2007, 08:55 PM

Sturm, that shirt is win. Complete, utter win.

Posted by: FlameSpark May 15 2007, 10:15 PM

Sure beats the "Cereal Killer" one...

@Feral Phoenix: The Optimist has two lines?

Ambiguous: The glass is half-full and half-empty.

Posted by: Feral Phoenix May 17 2007, 02:56 PM

I meant idealist. Oops. >_> <_<

Wow, Sturm, that has to be the first site ever that's been blocked for hate speech AND profanity AND pornographic material on this stupid filter. I congratulate you for having the picture up on a really blockable site.

My friend's amusing T-shirt: "I used to have super powers, but my therapists took them away."

My OTHER friend's amusing T-shirt (I need this one): "People like you are the reason people like me need medication."

Posted by: SyphonVectorman May 17 2007, 09:18 PM

A friend of mine had a T-Shirt with picture of a baby chick being attracted by a magnet.

It's funny how adults take a long time to figure it out at school. =P

Posted by: WhiteKnight May 17 2007, 09:51 PM

it took me 4 seconds to figure it out...>_> but it was funny. Thanks for brightening my day.


Now, for a T-shirt I'd like to see, it would need black jesus and some 'gangsta' text. Very offensive, but this makes me burst into itty bitty bits from intense laughing.

Posted by: Feral Phoenix May 23 2007, 02:40 PM

Some classics:

"Heavily medicated for your safety."

"You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because your hair is on fire."

"I used to be schizophrenic, but we're okay now." (This shirt kinda fails though because it doesn't know the difference between schizo and MPD.)

"If at first you don't succeed, sky diving is not for you."

My friend's boyfriend (who I've known since third grade) acquired this last year. It suits him perfectly:

"Don't play stupid with me. I'm better at it."

Posted by: P.P.A. May 23 2007, 04:39 PM

Front: I'm shizophrenic.
Back: Me too.com

Posted by: WhiteKnight May 23 2007, 08:59 PM

THE .COM STRIKES AGAIN!

that's really annoying.

now, for a shirt, I'd like to see: "Warning:last nerve covered in dynamite. DO NOT GET ON IT" >_> I suck at this.

Posted by: H. Tsukiyono Jun 8 2007, 12:32 PM

The only vaguely amusing shirt slogan I know isn't so much a slogan as a joke poking fun at people who can't stand not being given a straight answer.

The front says "How to amuse an idiot--see back."
Then the back says "How to amuse an idiot--see front."

Posted by: Dr Sturm Jun 8 2007, 02:52 PM

That's not a joke, it's a test.

Posted by: Rzul Jun 10 2007, 12:49 AM

Well, I have a shirt with the words "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.".

And I also have a shirt with like a yearbook pages on it, and it has a picture of a sillouetted figure and the caption "Voted Most Likely to destroy MySpace."

Posted by: H. Tsukiyono Jun 10 2007, 11:19 AM

I figured it was a joke since it probably would amuse the person wearing it, if no one else.

My grandmother has a mug with "Absent for most of my senior year" printed on it, over a picture of an empty desk. Somebody should make a shirt like that. >.>;

Posted by: Feral Phoenix Jun 28 2007, 08:54 PM

I like my "All I Know I Learned From Zelda" shirt.

For it is much love and nerdiness. :D

Posted by: WhiteKnight Jun 28 2007, 09:01 PM

Same thing, except "all I know I learned from Family Guy".

Posted by: zesler Jun 28 2007, 10:22 PM

Not made in Chinanuff said

Posted by: Feral Phoenix Jun 29 2007, 04:15 PM

A shirt that needs to be made. For me.

"Yes, They're Real."

//Completely Off Topic//
I took that evilness test. It said I was pure evil. Should I be proud or worried?
//End Segue//

Posted by: WhiteKnight Jun 29 2007, 05:40 PM

I took a look at the Zelda shirt, that is epic WIN.

//answering question//
depends on what you answered. sometimes I get evil, twisted, angelic, or good
//question answered//

Posted by: Violently Happy Aug 31 2007, 10:38 AM

how about a shirt for hookers that says "cash only"


hahahahaha.........