So let's do a three word story LCN style. Rules are simple, each poster can only add 3 words to the story. Let's try to keep it LCN style. I'll start:
So one day...
Sturm banned Nanashi.
Then he awoke
and saw a
really lame icon.
Suddenly he heard
"GROO... GROOO... GRRROOO!"
coming from cheese
but the cheese
was not swiss.
But then he
Died.
The End.
That's lame, Seraph.
Or is it?
over or not
Thread > your post.
It's not over
Or is it
on the next
poster's post which
is absolutely horrible.
You disgust me.
Snap it out!
Or else I
stop typing, but
GIVE IT UP.
Never! You shall
Eat a cookie!
Ugh, that's pathetic
Sturm! Ban him!
Why should he?
Because the moon
Sucks major nuts
Quote the raven
who likes cookies
A Fair Judgement
On those who
Read the VGCats
But they're neat...
and kind of...
scary with anthropomorphic
perverts reading yuri
AND EINXGRAHAM SLASH.
Way too far.
Sturm's blonde hair...
looks like Ingus's
Who is Ingus?
FFIII's angst character
Oh okay then.
said the kiwi.
And then SPLAT!
soon he call
Who is he?
I don't know.
Well anyways, the...
((continue from Enzd))
boogie-man came to
eat X-Mas cupcakes
and wear Santa's
Flabby birthday suit.
and his red...
and yellow Pikachu
who has cheeks
that kick ass
but then didnt
Because they deflated.
But King Saucington...
used a potion
that killed him
and the others
in violent explosions
across the terrible
rainbow unicorn village.
that Godzillla burned
over NINE THOUSAAAAND
And flung several.
valkyries at Midboss
...to his doom...
for MASSIVE DAMAGE.
And then Laharl
ordered some pizza
that Flonne ravenously
made love to
a prickly cactus
sandwich. The End.
Enzd, you stealer.
Then the prinnies
died. Muahahahaha. Then...
something big happened...?
And the prinnies.
But what we
Didn't know was
we had baked
Delightful Prinny cakes!
But then out
came the sun
and grew and
(Damnit cases, you ruined it)
finished. Now then
Marona is a
hawt lolicon midget
that Ash cares
about so much
for obvious reasons.
Because lolicon midgets
tend to have
Lets change the subject before something happened
The sun came
and had sex
with a Pikachu
That was unexpected.
Then, a naked...
hawt lolicon midget
came despite lilcases'
plea for change
and met Ash
who was defending
his loli with
a mesh shirt
and purple bowties.
that squirt ketchup
Way to ruin
Ash's purple bowties
you stupid dumbnut
more like the
dumbnut of chaos
Not again, Rzul.
You shouldn't do
Fine... Jerk.
Marona and Ash
ACTUALLY NO.
because it makes
a burning soup
very cold and
The worst game
this is. Because
condiments suck ass
poor synchronization skills
spit on Enzd
Dammit Sauce! Stop changing!
like a fag
who pissed off
people with guns
who ate with
and rusty sporks.
stabbed Cruz and
DID BARREL ROLLS
then tried a
throwing ninja stars
at old people
because they are
tired. And so
Seans shouldn't post
so Rzul won't
post either. Anyways
the rusted sporks
were really shiny
and spotched, but
that was because
they were eaten
by old people
who were tired
who usually ate
tapioca pudding.
THAT'S TWO WORDS
This thread sucks
*Is eliminated.*
because tapioca pudding
STILL TWO WORDS
but i posted
But it doesn't
matter anymore Cases.
But it should
No it doesn't
All of a
sudden, Link appeared
with his big
Assed sword and
shoved it up
Enzd's sorry ass
causing him to
groan in utter
pain and delight
Then Sauce sporked
Enzd with a
moogle that threw
ninja pom-pom stars
of painful sorrow.
into the night
sky, Sauce died.
The fucking end.
Guess again. This...
will never end.
Ha ha ha.
Afterwards, Kurosaki Ichigo
finished off Rzul.
WITH A BADGER
Learn your periods.
They are useful
so use them.
To save yourself.
against the mighty
DEMONIC NINJA MOOGLE
that has a
DEMONIC NINJA MARSHMALLOW
ON IT'S POM-POM
near the inside
OF IT'S DEMONIC
ABDOMINAL PURPLE THONG
and can shoot...
out giant marshmallows
Which i ate.
And poor capitalization.
That's a big
problem for lilcases.
because thats my
demon moogle that
ate cheese with
Mr. Bad Grammar.
And has gerbils.
up his nose...
and his pants
This is boring.
Go to hell!
In your dreams.
That's where people
think they are
people. But these
SITUATIONS ARE REALLY
what make this
Thread suck ass.
Laugh out loud! ^^
Shino cries sadly
every night all
underwear gets stolen
and this topic
is permenantly dead.
But then we
let it die.
but since it
is permenantly dead
Forever and Ever
Uses Phoenix Down
(THAT MADE NO SENSE AERO)
Boom, it's dead.
No more revival.
Fine then until...
the next time
when the world
blew up. FIN!
A sequal emerged...
But it died.
It's game over.
i guess so...
Hit reset button
Console is explodes.
and is reborn
To be eaten
By me. Fin.
Who then barfed.
But it died.
Then one time
everyone was killed.
and brought to
a raging orgy
where this died.
(Can you guy please stop trting to kill this thread? An amazing idea- don't post in this thread!)
Then an amazing
meteor destroyed everything.
(I just want this stupid thread to die. It was so close to being gone for good, but then it got bumped AGAIN. There aren't any rules to what you can say in this game, so I'm using that against the thread.)
(Enzd PLEASE don't ruin the thread for everyone, some people really like this thread and don't want it to die. You'd be the bestest, fluffiest person ever!)
One person survived!
(Ruin? I don't think I'm ruining it. Nobody has to pay any attention to what I say, and they sure shouldn't take it too seriously.)
Who ate himself.
( Several people have already killed this thread once. I mean, me and Enzd have killed it like six times already. No one really likes this thread anymore. Except you, who keeps trying to bring it back.)
The end. FIN!
[Oh, don't be mean to him, Sauce :(]
(Nobody likes this thread Tyros)
(Oh well... I will let it die.)
Thread commited suicide.
But it missed
and it died.
Revival potion used.
But it broke.
And killed Asaph.
's( not a word ) attempt to stop
With a Fanelia.
The god Anubis.
(omg, so totally random...)
fought against Jehuty
and then rubbed
(3 people doesnt count as everyone not liking it)
Deadly noxious gas
on Mindthinker lungs
tried to take
some *ahem* books
from White's stash
and read it
over and overagain
I had to get the again in somehow.
until his brain
ate itself. Then
mindthinker dominate people
No he didn't/doesn't.
YES HE DID!
Everyone killed themselves.
using their underwear
No, using guns.
with no bullets
The bullets appeared.
from thier butts
No, the guns.
made from undies