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Got a quote that should totally go on a T-shirt but isn't on one yet? Post it!
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"Kitten with a Mean Streak" (my t-shirt)
"Sanity is not statistical." (quote from 1984 that should be on a t-shirt)
"Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver." (I want that t-shirt.)
http://www.threadless.com/submission/115500/Spoilt
Go vote so it gets printed.
I just NEED that.
I also want this one:
http://www.jinx.com/scripts/details.asp?productID=598
Oh, that spoiler T-shirt made me laugh.
There should be one with V's introduction monologue from V for Vendetta... *nods*
AND:
"Don't drive me crazy, I'm close enough to walk."
I need a T-shirt like that...
This topic needs more cynicism about cynicism: http://xkcd.com/c23.html
Hover over the pic and there's a hidden message.
|D
"It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion."
My friend has that shirt, and I want one. Badly. <3 coffee.
*BUMP*
A while ago I saw a college student wearing the cutest message of romance ever:
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
All my base are belong to you."
The "red" and "blue" were the code numbers for them online. I really want that shirt.
You mean the 24-bit hexadecimal representations of colors? That's not just online.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/gaming/8e31/?cpg=wnrss&cpg=cj
Best. T-Shirt. EVER!
Working on making my own T-shirt for Graphics class. We're allowed to use copyrighted images, sooo... *giggle* You know what this means, don't you?
^_^
GULCASATSHIRTSQUEE.
If I can get a picture, I shall post. Text is "Imperial Pride".
I think we need more T-shirts with Malcolm X saying "By any means necessary."
How about a T-shirt with the following written on the back:
T-shirt with a grid of smilies debating the half-empty/half-full glass. My friend owns this shirt, and I desperately want it. He got it overseas though, and it was expensive. D'oh.
Here's what their opinions are:
Optimist: The glass is half-full.
Pessimist: The glass is half-empty.
Realist: The glass is.
Idealist: The glass should be full.
Feminist: My glass seems less than HIS glass!
Environmentalist: Save the water.
Anarchist: Let's break the glass.
Capitalist: Let's sell this glass!
Chemist: It's two hydrogen and one oxygen and... *babble babble*
WANT.
That shirt fails for not knowing what an anarchist actually is.
This is the only "clever" shirt I own anymore: http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a509/a509.gif
Sturm, that shirt is win. Complete, utter win.
I meant idealist. Oops. >_> <_<
Wow, Sturm, that has to be the first site ever that's been blocked for hate speech AND profanity AND pornographic material on this stupid filter. I congratulate you for having the picture up on a really blockable site.
My friend's amusing T-shirt: "I used to have super powers, but my therapists took them away."
My OTHER friend's amusing T-shirt (I need this one): "People like you are the reason people like me need medication."
A friend of mine had a T-Shirt with picture of a baby chick being attracted by a magnet.
It's funny how adults take a long time to figure it out at school. =P
it took me 4 seconds to figure it out...>_> but it was funny. Thanks for brightening my day.
Now, for a T-shirt I'd like to see, it would need black jesus and some 'gangsta' text. Very offensive, but this makes me burst into itty bitty bits from intense laughing.
Some classics:
"Heavily medicated for your safety."
"You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because your hair is on fire."
"I used to be schizophrenic, but we're okay now." (This shirt kinda fails though because it doesn't know the difference between schizo and MPD.)
"If at first you don't succeed, sky diving is not for you."
My friend's boyfriend (who I've known since third grade) acquired this last year. It suits him perfectly:
"Don't play stupid with me. I'm better at it."
Front: I'm shizophrenic.
Back: Me too.com
The only vaguely amusing shirt slogan I know isn't so much a slogan as a joke poking fun at people who can't stand not being given a straight answer.
The front says "How to amuse an idiot--see back."
Then the back says "How to amuse an idiot--see front."
That's not a joke, it's a test.
Well, I have a shirt with the words "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.".
And I also have a shirt with like a yearbook pages on it, and it has a picture of a sillouetted figure and the caption "Voted Most Likely to destroy MySpace."
I like my "All I Know I Learned From Zelda" shirt.
For it is much love and nerdiness. :D
Same thing, except "all I know I learned from Family Guy".
Not made in Chinanuff said
A shirt that needs to be made. For me.
"Yes, They're Real."
//Completely Off Topic//
I took that evilness test. It said I was pure evil. Should I be proud or worried?
//End Segue//
I took a look at the Zelda shirt, that is epic WIN.
//answering question//
depends on what you answered. sometimes I get evil, twisted, angelic, or good
//question answered//
how about a shirt for hookers that says "cash only"
hahahahaha.........