DustyHaru
Mar 4 2008, 01:31 AM
QUOTE
Here's a simple game. And instead of explaining, I'll show the example first.
Let's say I go first, and wish for 1 million dollars.
The next person would go "Granted, but you stole the 1 million dollars and now the feds are after you" or something like that, then they wish for something, and so on.
So basically, grant the person above you's wish, then make something bad happen, and wish for something lastly.
- - - - -
I wish for a banana.
/stole since I can't think of anything else to do
I wish I was a fish
-Dusty
Enzd
Mar 4 2008, 02:05 AM
Granted, but now there is no water in the world to live in.
I wish I could live in Gensokyo.
Yuka
Mar 4 2008, 02:15 AM
Granted, but you'd immediately be struck by a Master Spark.
I wish you all would die.
Irysa
Mar 4 2008, 02:24 AM
Granted. We all WILL die, come a few decades or so.
I wish that Daenerys would materialize out of my books and have sex with me.
Yuka
Mar 4 2008, 02:29 AM
Granted, but she'll leave when she realizes you don't have blue hair.
I wish Persona 3 FES was here already. :(
Suzu Fujibayashi
Mar 4 2008, 02:33 AM
Granted. But whatever platform its played on will suddenly explode all over the word and all the factories that produce it as well.
I wish my parents died and I got the house.
Irysa
Mar 4 2008, 02:44 AM
QUOTE(Yuka @ Mar 4 2008, 02:29 AM)

Granted, but she'll leave when she realizes you don't have blue hair.
Why would this matter?
Yuka
Mar 4 2008, 02:53 AM
QUOTE(Irysa @ Mar 3 2008, 09:44 PM)

QUOTE(Yuka @ Mar 4 2008, 02:29 AM)

Granted, but she'll leave when she realizes you don't have blue hair.
Why would this matter?
Because then Dani wouldn't be your sex slave?
Enzd
Mar 4 2008, 02:54 AM
Granted, but while you're sleeping in the house a giant earthquake hits and the roof collapses on you and you die.
I wish Asaph would stop trolling forever.
Irysa
Mar 4 2008, 05:21 PM
Granted, but now I flame instead.
I wish this wish had no negative effects on anyone.
QUOTE(Yuka @ Mar 4 2008, 02:53 AM)

QUOTE(Irysa @ Mar 3 2008, 09:44 PM)

QUOTE(Yuka @ Mar 4 2008, 02:29 AM)

Granted, but she'll leave when she realizes you don't have blue hair.
Why would this matter?
Because then Dani wouldn't be your sex slave?
No, why would Dany leave if I didn't have blue hair?
Suzu Fujibayashi
Mar 4 2008, 05:29 PM
Granted but instead all the pigments in plants die so they all turn dead-looking.
I wish I had a nickel.
DustyHaru
Mar 4 2008, 09:39 PM
Granted, you get a nickle but a roving band of headhunting hobos come and snatch your soul.
I wish The Retribution was activated anyway
-Dusty
Suzu Fujibayashi
Mar 4 2008, 11:09 PM
Granted but now all the sprites are dead so you don't get any.
I wish you were all fish.
Enzd
Mar 6 2008, 02:40 PM
Granted, but we're all flying pirahnas who can live without water. And we're out for blood.
I wish I wuz the rainbow.
P.P.A.
Mar 6 2008, 04:25 PM
Granted. But you're a Royal Rainbow! and now always have to carry me around whenever I shout for you.
I wish that damn cold would go away.
Suzu Fujibayashi
Mar 6 2008, 05:53 PM
Granted but now you're in a oven.
I wish I had a Nanoha game.
DustyHaru
Mar 6 2008, 08:17 PM
Granted, but the game asplodes upon contact with hands.
I wish I had a magical hat.
-Dusty
Enzd
Mar 6 2008, 08:27 PM
Granted, but now you're on an extremely dangerous quest to save Hyrule.
I wish my wishes would come true.
DustyHaru
Mar 6 2008, 08:37 PM
Granted but all your wishes are so vague that the supernatural wishing forces decide to screw up your wishes.
I wish:
QUOTE
for a tank that shoots flaming chainsaws-that CAN kill zombies
-Dusty
Suzu Fujibayashi
Mar 6 2008, 08:50 PM
Granted but it gets killed by zombie dogs.
I wish I had a cookie.
DustyHaru
Mar 6 2008, 08:58 PM
Granted but the cookie's to big for you to eat.
I wish Ein would wear a wedding dress.
-Dusty
Noir
Mar 6 2008, 10:54 PM
Granted, but he's marrying you.
I wish the answer to all math problems was 42.
Suzu Fujibayashi
Mar 6 2008, 11:19 PM
Granted but now you only get a 42 on everything out of 100.
I wish I could marry a anime girl.
Greifer
Mar 6 2008, 11:40 PM
Granted, but Nanoha leaves when she finds out you married another girl.
I wish I had a box.
Suzu Fujibayashi
Mar 7 2008, 04:24 PM
Granted but its a soggy cardboard box.
I wish aliens would visit.
Archeia
Mar 7 2008, 07:02 PM
Granted but they took you away to their homeplanet of toxic.
I wish I have a Roswell Plushie~
Suzu Fujibayashi
Mar 7 2008, 07:23 PM
Granted but Rosary comes in and burns it.
I wish there was some YggdraxRosary art.
DustyHaru
Mar 7 2008, 11:26 PM
Granted but it's locked in a separate dimension.
I wish for magikarp sashimi
QUOTE(vahn14 @ Mar 6 2008, 05:54 PM)

Granted, but he's marrying you.
yay
-Dusty
Suzu Fujibayashi
Mar 7 2008, 11:33 PM
Granted but Magikarp are just bones.
I wish I had a pocket dimension.
DustyHaru
Mar 8 2008, 10:52 PM
Granted, but the pocket dimension eats you up, with no escape
I wish for new shoes.
-Dusty
Suzu Fujibayashi
Mar 10 2008, 04:44 PM
Granted but a dog threw up in them.
I wish I could draw.
Raijinili
Mar 11 2008, 03:55 AM
Saw this on the ragnarokbattle forums probably over a year ago.
DustyHaru
Mar 14 2008, 06:56 PM
Granted, you can draw but everytime you enter a contest you lose.
I wish I knew what to wish for.
-Dusty
Enzd
Mar 14 2008, 07:01 PM
Granted, but you're dead.
I wish I were practically perfect in every way.
Mr. Sirius
Mar 14 2008, 09:54 PM
Too bad, it leads you to be perfectly stupid.
Wishing I don't think while I sleep.
Archeia
Mar 14 2008, 10:38 PM
Granted but you can't fall asleep anymore.
I wish Rosary would disappear in Roswell's heart >:3
Walrus
Mar 16 2008, 04:55 PM
Fine, but then he has a HEART ATTACK.
I wish Enzd wasn't so Enzd.
DustyHaru
Mar 16 2008, 10:16 PM
Granted but Enzd now assimilates with Walrus and your brain asplode
I wish for a miraculous technilogical device to keep games from lagging/lag-loading...forever.
-Dusty
WhiteKnight
Jun 2 2008, 09:39 PM
Granted.
Your brain begins to lag instead, while you cross a busy street.
I wish I got stabbed by Yuka and be left unharmed.
Neon_the_Chao
Jun 3 2008, 11:41 AM
Granted, but after Yuka stabbed you, Yuka choked you to death.
I wish they brought back Link for Soul Caliber IV.
DustyHaru
Jun 3 2008, 07:20 PM
Granted
They bring in Young link who has nothing but deku nuts and deku sticks and the kokiri butter knife.
I wish I had moar musique to listen to
Neon_the_Chao
Jun 3 2008, 07:29 PM
Granted, but it's sung by Hannah Montana.
I wish Malice had a bath scene.
WhiteKnight
Jun 3 2008, 07:52 PM
Granted, but she kills Ein/the fool voyeur and you get a game over, and have to start over.
I wish I were a jerk.
DustyHaru
Jun 3 2008, 07:53 PM
Granted...
but Chuck Norris doesn't approve and sends you into orbit
I wish my life was made of win
Neon_the_Chao
Jun 3 2008, 08:00 PM
Granted, but you die in 3 days.
I wish I had someone who loves me. That isn't family.
Deadelus
Jun 4 2008, 05:46 AM
Granted
But you find that person annoying
:P
I wish for cool Z's
WhiteKnight
Jun 6 2008, 08:55 PM
Granted. Your cool Z's turn into cool X's.
I wish I could learn pokemon moves and become a cyborg.
Deadelus
Jun 6 2008, 11:18 PM
Granted
You have learned splash, sunny day, mud sport and thunder.
I wish it where colder in here
WhiteKnight
Jun 6 2008, 11:29 PM
Granted.
You instantly freeze due to the neighborhood becoming Ice Island from The Wind Waker.
I wish I could do a Gespenst Kick and scream like Kyosuke while doing it.
DustyHaru
Jun 7 2008, 12:52 AM
Granted
But You're instantly killed by the lack of command by Lee and the Hirogane
I wish I had $5.
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