so it's all pasted under the spoiler tag too.
May 23 21:58:26 <Rhiannon> TWO MINUTES
May 23 21:58:32 <Walrus> indeed
May 23 21:58:42 <Walrus> PORN STARTS AT MIDNIGHT
May 23 21:58:50 <Rhiannon> I HOPE IT LIVES UP TO THE AMAZING PREMISE THE DESCRIPTION GAVE ME
May 23 22:00:27 <Walrus> is it on now?
May 23 22:00:31 <Walrus> PAZUZU
May 23 22:00:31 <Rhiannon> I think so
May 23 22:00:32 <Rhiannon> Oh
May 23 22:00:33 <Rhiannon> Definitely
May 23 22:00:36 <Rhiannon> PAZUUUUUZUUUUUUUUUUUU
May 23 22:01:16 <Walrus> what the hell
May 23 22:01:21 <Rhiannon> A CROSSBOW
May 23 22:01:25 <Rhiannon> THAT'S PRETTY AWESOME
May 23 22:01:26 <Walrus> that's no crossbow
May 23 22:01:29 <Walrus> that's a boltgun
May 23 22:01:30 <Rhiannon> Shh
May 23 22:01:35 <Walrus> the size of her horse
May 23 22:01:39 <Walrus> WHAT DOES EVERYONE HAVE ONE
May 23 22:01:43 <Rhiannon> I can't remember where she got it
May 23 22:02:05 <Walrus> what good would a bloody arrow do?
May 23 22:02:07 <Rhiannon> YEAH STICKS
May 23 22:02:37 <Walrus> ...
May 23 22:02:42 <Walrus> this movie looks terrible
May 23 22:02:49 <Rhiannon> AS EXPECTED OF THE SCIFI CHANNEL
May 23 22:02:59 <Walrus> I think
May 23 22:03:02 <Walrus> Scifi
May 23 22:03:05 <Raijinili> SYFY
May 23 22:03:09 <Walrus> was the channel I saw that giant centipede movie
May 23 22:03:09 <Rhiannon> NO
May 23 22:03:11 <Rhiannon> IT'S SCIFI
May 23 22:03:15 <Rhiannon> THE LOGO
May 23 22:03:16 <Rhiannon> SAYS
May 23 22:03:17 <Rhiannon> SCIFI
May 23 22:03:19 <Rhiannon> SO IT IS SCIFI
May 23 22:03:29 <Walrus> REMEMBER ME TELLING YOU ABOUT THAT RHIA?
May 23 22:03:35 <Rhiannon> I THINK SO
May 23 22:03:43 <Rhiannon> I might like the music
May 23 22:03:47 <Walrus> heh, "Raging Sharks"
May 23 22:05:12 <Rhiannon> Ion Ionesca?
May 23 22:05:17 <Walrus> :/
May 23 22:05:25 <Rhiannon> I hope I read that wrong
May 23 22:05:27 <Walrus> they must be ionized
May 23 22:05:29 <Rhiannon> It looked like a pretty fake name
May 23 22:05:33 <Walrus> ACCENTS
May 23 22:05:56 <Rhiannon>
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ion_Ionescu_de_la_BradMay 23 22:05:56 <Rhiannon> HMM
May 23 22:06:00 <Rhiannon> WALLACHIA YOU SAY
May 23 22:06:01 <Walrus> SNIPING
May 23 22:06:27 <Walrus> is that like
May 23 22:06:29 <Walrus> Walrus Fia?
May 23 22:06:41 <Rhiannon> Yes
May 23 22:07:48 <Rhiannon> HIS NAME IS
May 23 22:07:50 <Rhiannon> ION IONESCU
May 23 22:07:57 <Rhiannon> LOOKED IT UP
May 23 22:08:34 <Rhiannon> I think he just said that she smells bad
May 23 22:08:36 <Walrus> wait
May 23 22:08:45 <Walrus> what does this have to do with gargoyles >_>
May 23 22:08:49 <Rhiannon> SOME PERSON
May 23 22:08:54 <Rhiannon> HAS TO TRY AND FIND A KIDNAPPER
May 23 22:08:55 <Rhiannon> OR SOMETHING
May 23 22:09:00 <Rhiannon> BEFORE FINDING OUT ABOUT GARGOYLES
May 23 22:09:33 <Walrus> ...
May 23 22:09:41 <Rhiannon> This is hilarious
May 23 22:09:42 <Walrus> LOOK OUT FOR THE SANDWORM TREMORS
May 23 22:09:47 <Walrus> assshot
May 23 22:10:20 <Walrus> what kind of license plate is that?
May 23 22:10:27 <Rhiannon> Romanian, I guess
May 23 22:10:30 <Rhiannon> Although
May 23 22:10:35 <Rhiannon> Considering how horrible this movie is so far
May 23 22:10:39 <Walrus> :/
May 23 22:10:44 <Rhiannon> It's probably nothing like real Romanian license plates
May 23 22:10:56 <Rhiannon> I even doubt those are real cars
May 23 22:11:32 <Walrus> well, the filming is better than that awful Seagull movie I watched a few minutes of on USA
May 23 22:11:45 <Rhiannon> WAIT
May 23 22:11:47 <Rhiannon> WHY ARE THINGS EXPLODING
May 23 22:11:48 <Rhiannon> I FORGOT
May 23 22:11:50 <Walrus> ...
May 23 22:11:54 <Walrus> MABASPLOOOOM
May 23 22:12:08 <Walrus> I think they shot something
May 23 22:12:12 <Walrus> on one of the cars
May 23 22:12:16 <Walrus> that guy's going to die
May 23 22:12:17 <Rhiannon> Oh
May 23 22:13:24 <Walrus> <_<
May 23 22:13:28 <Walrus> he just got garg'd
May 23 22:13:33 <Rhiannon> WHY IS EVERYONE'S FIRST INSTINCT
May 23 22:13:34 <Rhiannon> IN MOVIES
May 23 22:13:37 <Rhiannon> TO SHOOT THINGS
May 23 22:13:50 <Rhiannon> "YES THE MOST LOGICAL CONCLUSION IS THAT THIS REALLY IS A LIVING GARGOYLE"
May 23 22:14:05 <Walrus> "ONLY BULLETS WILL WORK"
May 23 22:14:13 <Walrus> "TWENTY BULLETS FROM ONE CLIP ON MY HANDGUN"
May 23 22:14:20 <Rhiannon> SOON THEY WILL FIND THAT ONLY ARROWS PIERCE THROUGH THEIR SKIN
May 23 22:14:23 <Walrus> OH LOOK A PRIEST
May 23 22:14:28 <Walrus> BLOODY ARROWS
May 23 22:14:34 <Walrus> THE BLOOD OF A HOLY MAN
May 23 22:14:38 <Rhiannon> OR A VIRGIN
May 23 22:14:39 <Rhiannon> ONE OF THE TWO
May 23 22:14:40 <Walrus> BECAUSE SEX RUINS YOUR BLOOD
May 23 22:14:44 <Rhiannon> BUT IT MEANS NOTHING IF YOU MISS
May 23 22:14:46 <Raijinili> wait
May 23 22:14:48 <Rhiannon> LIKE THAT ONE WOMAN DID IN THE BEGINNING
May 23 22:14:50 <Walrus> D:
May 23 22:14:51 <Raijinili> i got punched in the gut?
May 23 22:14:51 <Walrus> THAT GUY
May 23 22:14:55 <Walrus> WITH MY NAME
May 23 22:14:58 <Raijinili> in 2006?
May 23 22:14:58 <Walrus> HE'S DEFINITELY DYING
May 23 22:14:59 <Rhiannon> WALRUS?!?!
May 23 22:15:04 <Walrus> EVERYONE NAMED RICHARD DIES
May 23 22:15:06 <Walrus> ALL THE TIME
May 23 22:15:17 <Raijinili> that's because
May 23 22:15:20 <Raijinili> they're dicks
May 23 22:15:45 <Walrus> he's a douchebag priest
May 23 22:16:01 <Walrus> and that terrible woman actor is being a terrible actor
May 23 22:16:18 <Rhiannon> She's still better than everyone that was in Lake Placid 2
May 23 22:16:20 <Walrus> AMERICANS
May 23 22:16:25 <Walrus> wait
May 23 22:16:27 <Walrus> was her name Maria?
May 23 22:16:32 <Rhiannon> Hm
May 23 22:16:35 <Rhiannon> Not sure
May 23 22:16:39 <Walrus> GREGOR
May 23 22:16:41 <Walrus> IS A WEIRD NAME
May 23 22:17:08 <Walrus> well
May 23 22:17:16 <Rhiannon> RANDOM CREEPY CHAINSAW COMMERCIAL
May 23 22:17:18 <Rhiannon> STRANGELY SEXUAL
May 23 22:17:24 <Walrus> all of the Richards really do die :(
May 23 22:17:32 <Walrus> SO3's died almost immediately after his introduction
May 23 22:17:39 <Walrus> RE's dies in multiple ways
May 23 22:17:43 <Rhiannon> Woah
May 23 22:17:45 <Walrus> depending on who's watching
May 23 22:17:45 <Rhiannon> On my birthday
May 23 22:17:51 <Walrus> what?
May 23 22:17:57 <Rhiannon> Too bad I'm sure I'd hate that movie...
May 23 22:18:00 <Walrus> oh
May 23 22:18:03 <Walrus> don't worry
May 23 22:18:07 <Walrus> I had terrible movies come out on mine
May 23 22:18:13 <Walrus> like that Night at the Museum movie
May 23 22:18:22 <Rhiannon> They even share an actor apparently :(
May 23 22:18:46 <Walrus> RAAAWR FISH
May 23 22:18:50 <Rhiannon> DID HE SAY
May 23 22:18:52 <Rhiannon> SURF FISH
May 23 22:19:00 <Walrus> ILLEGALZOOM
May 23 22:19:12 <Walrus> I don't know
May 23 22:19:22 <Walrus> all I saw was a >:U fish
May 23 22:19:25 <Rhiannon> IF HE DID THAT'S THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER
May 23 22:19:30 <Walrus> and a guy with automail leg
May 23 22:19:44 <Walrus> oh god
May 23 22:19:46 <Walrus> this commercial
May 23 22:19:46 <Rhiannon> Wow
May 23 22:19:51 <Walrus> ;-;
May 23 22:20:02 <Rhiannon> I don't get it at all
May 23 22:20:03 <Walrus> why does everyone want to sit on his laaaap
May 23 22:20:05 <Walrus> it's just a penis
May 23 22:20:15 <Walrus> and they're not getting any
May 23 22:20:17 <Rhiannon> The Toyota commercial...?
May 23 22:20:21 <Walrus> what?
May 23 22:20:23 <Rhiannon> Or are we getting different ones now?
May 23 22:20:26 <Walrus> <_<
May 23 22:20:28 <Walrus> um
May 23 22:20:28 <Rhiannon> WHAT IS ON RIGHT NOW
May 23 22:20:30 <Rhiannon> I HAVE GMC
May 23 22:20:34 <Walrus> ENZYTE
May 23 22:20:38 <Rhiannon> DEFINITELY DIFFERENT
May 23 22:20:39 <Walrus> PENIS ENHANCEMENT
May 23 22:20:41 <Walrus> YEAH
May 23 22:20:46 <Walrus> OH WELL
May 23 22:20:55 <Rhiannon> THEY WERE THE SAME LONG ENOUGH THOUGH I GUESS
May 23 22:20:58 <Walrus> ANGRY WRESTLERS
May 23 22:21:01 <Rhiannon> I HAVE THAT
May 23 22:21:06 <Rhiannon> THEY LOOKED SILLY
May 23 22:21:26 <Walrus> why is it all of these Scifi channel shows are filmed so terribly
May 23 22:21:34 <Rhiannon> They're poor
May 23 22:21:45 <Walrus> she looks like that Maria
May 23 22:21:58 <Rhiannon> Hm
May 23 22:22:01 <Rhiannon> Maria had black hair?
May 23 22:22:06 <Walrus> yeah
May 23 22:22:07 <Walrus> like hers
May 23 22:22:09 <Rhiannon> That means this woman is Meria
May 23 22:22:17 <Walrus> Meria has awesome lavender hair
May 23 22:22:25 <Walrus> and her's is dyed anyway
May 23 22:22:56 <Rhiannon> It's probably a wig
May 23 22:22:58 <Walrus> OMINOUS TREE
May 23 22:23:02 <Rhiannon> They don't have real hair in movies
May 23 22:23:06 <Walrus> :(
May 23 22:23:10 <Walrus> I can never be in a movie
May 23 22:23:13 <Rhiannon> ALL ACTORS ARE BALD
May 23 22:23:23 <Walrus> HEY, RICHARD
May 23 22:23:30 <Walrus> FOLLOW GREGOR INTO THE TERRIBLE GRAVEYARD
May 23 22:23:38 <Walrus> RATS
May 23 22:23:43 <Walrus> SQUEAKING
May 23 22:23:50 <Walrus> a rock
May 23 22:23:53 <Rhiannon> I don't know if I should believe what movies have taught me about graves and rats
May 23 22:23:55 <Walrus> touch the rock
May 23 22:23:57 <Walrus> break the seal
May 23 22:24:03 <Rhiannon> It seems likely that they would sneak into your coffin and eat you
May 23 22:24:07 <Rhiannon> NO
May 23 22:24:09 <Rhiannon> YOU WILL UNLEASH
May 23 22:24:12 <Rhiannon> THE GATES TO HELL
May 23 22:24:22 <Walrus> THAT ROCK IS SOMEONE'S FRIEND
May 23 22:24:25 <Rhiannon> WHERE HADES AWAITS
May 23 22:24:26 <Walrus> OH LOOK
May 23 22:24:28 <Walrus> A CAVE
May 23 22:24:28 <Rhiannon> COME ON GUYS STOP
May 23 22:24:31 <Walrus> +5 STR
May 23 22:24:31 <Rhiannon> YOU'RE GONNA GET KILLED
May 23 22:24:36 * Walrus FSHOOO
May 23 22:24:39 <Rhiannon> OH GOD THEY'RE DOING IT
May 23 22:24:40 <Walrus> LOOK
May 23 22:24:40 <Walrus> ROPE
May 23 22:24:43 * Walrus 5000 POINTS
May 23 22:24:49 <Walrus> AW
May 23 22:24:50 <Rhiannon> LET'S USE THAT ROCK WE PICKED UP
May 23 22:24:55 <Walrus> AFFECTION LOWERS FOR GREGOR
May 23 22:25:02 <Walrus> DON'T YOU LIKE ROCKS RICHARD~
May 23 22:25:04 <Rhiannon> Richard is gonna die :(
May 23 22:25:08 <Walrus> I told you
May 23 22:25:10 <Walrus> lulz
May 23 22:25:13 <Walrus> -15% Hp
May 23 22:25:19 <Walrus> Cierra's fat
May 23 22:25:20 <Rhiannon> HE FALIED THE MINIGAME
May 23 22:25:28 <Rhiannon> ZOMBIE DRAGON OH GOD
May 23 22:25:35 <Rhiannon> GET OUT OF THERE
May 23 22:25:38 <Walrus> Christina
May 23 22:25:39 <Walrus> is her name
May 23 22:25:44 <Rhiannon> White or black?
May 23 22:25:49 <Walrus> his partner
May 23 22:25:53 <Rhiannon> Oh
May 23 22:25:56 <Walrus> the one that'll have sadsex when he dies
May 23 22:25:59 <Walrus> before she dies too
May 23 22:26:16 <Walrus> :|
May 23 22:26:18 <Rhiannon> Wow
May 23 22:26:19 <Walrus> BREAK THE EGG
May 23 22:26:23 <Rhiannon> I'm watching Aliens now?
May 23 22:26:25 <Walrus> THE PARENTS WON'T GET ANGRY
May 23 22:26:27 <Walrus> you mean Godzilla
May 23 22:26:32 <Walrus> MY BABIES
May 23 22:26:33 <Rhiannon> That works too
May 23 22:26:38 <Walrus> man
May 23 22:26:45 <Walrus> he didn't even last past the second commercial break
May 23 22:26:47 <Walrus> also lawl
May 23 22:26:50 <Walrus> poor Gregor
May 23 22:26:50 <Rhiannon> THAT WAS AMAZING
May 23 22:27:40 <Walrus> SMILE AT EACH OTHER
May 23 22:27:46 <Walrus> ACT LIKE YOU'RE NOT ABOUT TO SLEEP WITH EACH OTHER
May 23 22:27:58 <Walrus> impaled :U
May 23 22:28:08 <Walrus> oh wow
May 23 22:28:10 <Walrus> nice joke there
May 23 22:28:16 <Rhiannon> "LOOKS LIKE THEY SENT AN AIRMAIL"
May 23 22:28:41 <Walrus> Dracula wasn't made of stone
May 23 22:28:46 <Walrus> seriously
May 23 22:28:49 <Walrus> who wrote her jokes
May 23 22:28:54 <Rhiannon> She did
May 23 22:28:56 <Rhiannon> THe actor herself
May 23 22:28:57 <Rhiannon> I bet
May 23 22:28:59 <Walrus> well
May 23 22:29:00 <Walrus> she didn't do very
May 23 22:29:02 <Walrus> Wells
May 23 22:29:10 <Rhiannon> THAT WAS AMAZING WALRUS
May 23 22:29:14 <Walrus> see cause it's her name
May 23 22:29:30 <Walrus> WHY IS HE STARING AT HER AND TALKING IF SHE'S LOOKING AWAY
May 23 22:29:34 <Rhiannon> I wish they never had Ghost Hunters on
May 23 22:29:40 <Raijinili> Reign of Fire came out on my birthday
May 23 22:29:45 <Walrus> DID SOMETHING TOUCH YOUR LEG RHIA?
May 23 22:30:01 <Rhiannon> All I want to watch on the Scifi movie is The Darksideoishomseosomething, The Twilight ZOne, and bad movies
May 23 22:30:07 <Rhiannon> Tales From the Darkside
May 23 22:30:10 <Rhiannon> REMEMBERED THE NAME
May 23 22:30:24 <Walrus> the bad movies are funny sometimes
May 23 22:30:29 <Rhiannon> Yeah
May 23 22:30:43 <Walrus> oh great
May 23 22:30:43 <Rhiannon> Ghost Hunters though...
May 23 22:30:45 <Rhiannon> Is just boring
May 23 22:30:46 <Walrus> naked child commercial
May 23 22:30:52 <Walrus> wait
May 23 22:30:54 <Rhiannon> I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT TOO :(
May 23 22:31:00 <Walrus> super sufficient towels?
May 23 22:31:04 <Rhiannon> ...
May 23 22:31:14 <Walrus> :|
May 23 22:31:19 <Walrus> dogs can't fly
May 23 22:31:27 <Walrus> MEEE I'DGETITMYSELFBUTIDON'THAVETHUUUUUMBS
May 23 22:31:42 <Rhiannon> I'm happy it got cut off
May 23 22:32:03 <Walrus> what?
May 23 22:32:13 <Rhiannon> The Beggin' Strips commercial got cut off for me
May 23 22:32:14 <Walrus> also that popcorn is disturbing
May 23 22:32:19 <Walrus> ah
May 23 22:32:21 <Walrus> lucky you
May 23 22:32:43 <Walrus> that guy is angry at the ground
May 23 22:32:53 <Walrus> and that looks hella dangerous
May 23 22:33:06 <Walrus> like something you'd kill someone with
May 23 22:33:18 <Walrus> seriously
May 23 22:33:20 <Walrus> that can't be safe
May 23 22:33:31 <Rhiannon> "LIGHTLY FISH SCALE"
May 23 22:33:33 <Walrus> it's got a pair of spinning razorblades
May 23 22:33:41 <Walrus> mounted at the end
May 23 22:33:42 <Rhiannon> "DOORBELL"
May 23 22:33:47 <Walrus> COW
May 23 22:33:52 <Rhiannon> What the
May 23 22:34:01 <Rhiannon> That was even more random than the cow in Twister
May 23 22:34:06 <Walrus> :/
May 23 22:34:14 <Yuka> I remember that cow, Rhia!
May 23 22:34:20 <Rhiannon> THAT MAKES ME HAPPY
May 23 22:34:23 <Walrus> NO CHRISTINA
May 23 22:34:26 <Walrus> DON'T DO IT
May 23 22:34:29 <Walrus> oh
May 23 22:34:33 <Walrus> she's not in the crypt
May 23 22:34:38 <Rhiannon> GUESS WHO IS TALKING IN THERE
May 23 22:34:40 <Rhiannon> ZORGONAK AND YELLMA
May 23 22:34:42 <Walrus> priests don't talk like that
May 23 22:34:44 <Walrus> "THANK GOD"
May 23 22:34:53 <Walrus> no, it's Hector and Ledah
May 23 22:35:09 <Rhiannon> Hector is saying Ledah failed?
May 23 22:35:20 <Walrus> he's angry
May 23 22:35:44 <Walrus> something's wrong with his eye
May 23 22:35:54 <Rhiannon> Hector's?
May 23 22:36:01 <Rhiannon> Wow Malice
May 23 22:36:04 <Walrus> and her chest is sticking out very strangely
May 23 22:36:04 <Rhiannon> Maybe you should be more careful
May 23 22:36:14 <Walrus> ROSE AND EIN ARE GONE
May 23 22:36:18 <Walrus> LET'S GO LOOK FOR THEM
May 23 22:36:31 <Walrus> I CAN SHOW YOU MY PENIS IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
May 23 22:36:34 <Rhiannon> THIS PLEASES MALICE
May 23 22:36:36 <Walrus> a zoo
May 23 22:36:40 <Walrus> I better see giraffe
May 23 22:36:41 <Rhiannon> ESPECIALLY IF MALICE IS NAMED HOLLY
May 23 22:36:50 <Walrus> <_<
May 23 22:36:52 <Walrus> ghostzoo
May 23 22:36:54 <Walrus> what the hell
May 23 22:36:58 <Rhiannon> Cool
May 23 22:36:59 <Yuka> What the hell are you guys watching
May 23 22:37:03 <Rhiannon> OH SAUCE
May 23 22:37:05 <Rhiannon> SCIFI CHANNEL
May 23 22:37:06 <Rhiannon> NOW
May 23 22:37:09 <Walrus> SERENE'S VILLAGE IS BEING SOULSTOLEN
May 23 22:37:09 <Rhiannon> YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS WITH US
May 23 22:37:12 <Yuka> I don't have cable hooked up to my TV.
May 23 22:37:12 <Walrus> LOOK OUT SERENE
May 23 22:37:15 <Rhiannon> Oh :(
May 23 22:37:16 <Walrus> YOU GON GET RAPED
May 23 22:37:36 <Walrus> DON'T DROP YOUR BLACK EARRING SERENE
May 23 22:37:38 <Rhiannon> WELL, IT'S SOME MOVIE CALLED "GARGOYLES"
May 23 22:37:41 <Walrus> UNLESS THAT WAS MALICE'S
May 23 22:37:47 <Walrus> ELEPHANT
May 23 22:37:52 <Rhiannon> SO RANDOM
May 23 22:37:58 <Rhiannon> WELL I GUESS NOT
May 23 22:38:01 <Rhiannon> THEY'RE GONNA GET EATEN
May 23 22:38:01 <Rhiannon> SO
May 23 22:38:04 <Walrus> is it eating animals?
May 23 22:38:06 <Yuka> Sounds more like
May 23 22:38:07 <Yuka> RIVIERA
May 23 22:38:08 <Yuka> THE ANIMATED MOVIE
May 23 22:38:09 <Walrus> DON'T EAT THE GIRAFFE
May 23 22:38:17 <Rhiannon> WELL
May 23 22:38:19 <Rhiannon> THE THING IS
May 23 22:38:20 <Walrus> vases don't offer much protection
May 23 22:38:21 <Rhiannon> THEY PUSHED A ROCK AWAY
May 23 22:38:25 <Rhiannon> TO GET INTO AN UNDERGROUND TUNNEL
May 23 22:38:31 <Rhiannon> WHERE THEY FOUND DRAGON-ISH SKELETONS
May 23 22:38:33 <Rhiannon> SO IT'S RIVIERA NOW
May 23 22:38:41 <Walrus> it was a normal skeleton
May 23 22:38:43 <Walrus> but Ein died
May 23 22:38:47 <Rhiannon> I looked at it wrong then
May 23 22:38:52 <Rhiannon> But they still pushed the rock
May 23 22:39:00 <Walrus> MASH B TO HIDE FROM THE GARGOYLE
May 23 22:39:06 <Rhiannon> CAN'T IT JSUT
May 23 22:39:08 <Walrus> FAILURE
May 23 22:39:08 <Rhiannon> YOU KNOW
May 23 22:39:10 <Walrus> SERENE DIED
May 23 22:39:11 <Rhiannon> FLY OVER?
May 23 22:39:15 <Rhiannon> Woah
May 23 22:39:17 <Rhiannon> So that was Malice?
May 23 22:39:20 <Rhiannon> THIS IS ROSALINA ISLAND?!
May 23 22:39:28 <Walrus> I just said that
May 23 22:39:32 <Rhiannon> MISSED IT
May 23 22:39:49 <Walrus> the detectives are thar
May 23 22:39:57 <Rhiannon> Lina and Fia?
May 23 22:39:59 <Walrus> <_<
May 23 22:40:01 <Rhiannon> Is she "MISS DURANT"?!
May 23 22:40:01 <Walrus> Griffon
May 23 22:40:06 <Walrus> YES
May 23 22:40:07 <Walrus> OMG
May 23 22:40:09 <Rhiannon> OH MY GOD
May 23 22:40:12 <Walrus> THIS IS TOO DHE
May 23 22:40:16 <Rhiannon> YES I AGREE
May 23 22:40:55 <Walrus> <_<
May 23 22:41:01 <Walrus> what kind of examples are those?
May 23 22:41:04 <Rhiannon> I WOULDN'T BE SO SURE ABOUT THAT
May 23 22:41:15 <Rhiannon> WALRUS SEEMS THE TYPE TO TAKE VACATIONS TO GET DRUNK AND FALL IN LOVE
May 23 22:41:22 <Walrus> :(
May 23 22:41:34 <Walrus> HAHAHAHAHA
May 23 22:41:35 <Walrus> THE FOLLY...
May 23 22:41:39 <Rhiannon> I can't believe she's really Miss Durant
May 23 22:41:42 <Walrus> LET ME SHOW YOU MY CEMETARY
May 23 22:42:08 <Walrus> aw
May 23 22:42:22 <Walrus> FIGURA 37
May 23 22:42:43 <Walrus> look out
May 23 22:42:45 <Walrus> Ledah's stalking you
May 23 22:42:54 <Rhiannon> BAD NEWS MAN
May 23 22:42:57 <Walrus> <_<
May 23 22:43:00 <Walrus> wasn't she in a zoo?
May 23 22:43:08 <Rhiannon> ...
May 23 22:43:13 <Walrus> o3o
May 23 22:43:14 <Rhiannon> Hm
May 23 22:43:18 <Rhiannon> Maybe it fell out of her pocket
May 23 22:43:21 <Rhiannon> When she was carried off
May 23 22:43:25 <Walrus> oh
May 23 22:43:30 <Walrus> it's
May 23 22:43:31 <Walrus> um
May 23 22:43:33 <Walrus> that witch
May 23 22:43:35 <Walrus> that you give stuff to
May 23 22:43:38 <Rhiannon> Soala?
May 23 22:43:41 <Walrus> yeah
May 23 22:43:57 <Walrus> F YEAH
May 23 22:43:58 <Walrus> EXPLODING HEART
May 23 22:44:00 <Rhiannon> "THE BODY WAS DEAD EVEN BEFORE THE IMPACT. SO BRING ME ALL YOUR STAFFS"
May 23 22:44:19 <Walrus> THIS MASS OF FLESH DOESN'T BELONG TO HIM
May 23 22:44:26 <Walrus> SO WE PUT IT IN A BAG
May 23 22:44:34 <Rhiannon> INSTEAD OF A FREEZER?!
May 23 22:44:35 <Rhiannon> HOW CRUDE
May 23 22:44:42 <Walrus> DRACULAFANS
May 23 22:44:46 <Walrus> HE USES THEM TO COOL OFF
May 23 22:45:11 <Walrus> that's not how detectives speak
May 23 22:45:15 <Walrus> THIS GUY WILL DO MORE BAD STUFF
May 23 22:45:17 <Rhiannon> She's from Texas
May 23 22:45:33 <Walrus> she sounds more Eastern European
May 23 22:45:40 <Rhiannon> She sounds like a creepy mix
May 23 22:45:42 <Walrus> I'LL PUT MY REPORT IN YOU
May 23 22:45:44 <Rhiannon> Sometimes Texan
May 23 22:45:46 <Rhiannon> Sometimes British
May 23 22:45:47 <Rhiannon> It's CONFUSING
May 23 22:45:56 <Walrus> well
May 23 22:45:59 <Walrus> who does she get to be
May 23 22:46:06 <Rhiannon> Fia?
May 23 22:46:12 <Walrus> hm
May 23 22:46:18 <Walrus> then who is Griffon?
May 23 22:46:21 <Walrus> Emilio?
May 23 22:46:24 <Rhiannon> Dunno :(
May 23 22:46:35 <Walrus> he's in love with Durant
May 23 22:46:57 <Walrus> A CRAB
May 23 22:47:02 <Rhiannon> OMG
May 23 22:47:25 <Walrus> Lina was obviously that woman from the beginning
May 23 22:47:28 <Walrus> she had a bowgun
May 23 22:47:33 <Rhiannon> I don't understand how "Hyundai" can be pronounced "HON-DAY"
May 23 22:47:43 <Walrus> it's more like HUN DAY
May 23 22:47:46 <Rhiannon> YES
May 23 22:47:46 <Rhiannon> HUN
May 23 22:47:51 <Rhiannon> Couldn't figure out how to spell it
May 23 22:48:07 <Walrus> HON like the "hey hon, you look attractive"
May 23 22:48:18 <Walrus> which is short for 'honey' probably
May 23 22:48:22 <Rhiannon> IT IS
May 23 22:48:40 <Walrus> nobody would do that for ice cream
May 23 22:48:47 <Walrus> AND HOW COULD YOU HAVE THAT MUCH PUBIC HAIR
May 23 22:49:00 <Walrus> this is the second penis commercial
May 23 22:49:14 <Yuka> IS YOUR PENIS LACKING AN ERECTION?
May 23 22:49:15 <Rhiannon> I don't get it
May 23 22:49:17 <Rhiannon> I'm not getting those
May 23 22:49:22 <Walrus> :(
May 23 22:49:23 <Rhiannon> Sleep number beds this time...
May 23 22:49:28 <Rhiannon> ALSO GOING OUTSIDE WTF ARE THESE LOUD NOISES
May 23 22:49:32 <Walrus> Maxoderm this time
May 23 22:50:16 <Walrus> ANGRY WRESTLERS
May 23 22:50:56 <Walrus> <_<
May 23 22:50:59 <Rhiannon> Wait
May 23 22:51:02 <Rhiannon> What did I come back to?
May 23 22:51:03 <Walrus> this kid is obnoxious
May 23 22:51:13 <Rhiannon> VERY
May 23 22:51:14 <Walrus> HE'S GOING TO GET RAPED
May 23 22:51:15 <Walrus> ONOES
May 23 22:51:31 <Walrus> DON'T DRINK AND FERRIS AT THE SAME TIME
May 23 22:51:39 <Walrus> they're getting goyle'd
May 23 22:51:44 <Rhiannon> Definitely
May 23 22:51:50 <Rhiannon> Especially the father
May 23 22:51:54 <Walrus> yeah
May 23 22:51:57 <Walrus> he'll be too drunk to escape
May 23 22:52:06 <Walrus> :|
May 23 22:52:14 <Rhiannon> HI LINDWURM
May 23 22:52:27 <Walrus> THE ACCURSED...
May 23 22:52:34 <Rhiannon> OH MAN
May 23 22:52:36 <Rhiannon> DID YOU SEE THAT
May 23 22:52:38 <Rhiannon> HE TOTALLY USED
May 23 22:52:40 <Walrus> haha
May 23 22:52:42 <Rhiannon> CRYSTAL BREATH
May 23 22:52:49 <Rhiannon> Of course the kid would survive
May 23 22:52:50 <Rhiannon> He was right
May 23 22:52:53 <Walrus> MY DAD GOT WHEEL'D
May 23 22:53:06 <Rhiannon> CLEARLY A BAT
May 23 22:53:08 <Walrus> hand glider?
May 23 22:53:10 <Walrus> at night?
May 23 22:53:11 <Rhiannon> What the heck
May 23 22:53:13 <Rhiannon> Why does NOBODY
May 23 22:53:16 <Rhiannon> Assume it's a bat
May 23 22:53:18 <Rhiannon> Those are bat wings :(
May 23 22:53:28 <Walrus> I'LL GET BACK TO YOU, BABY
May 23 22:53:47 <Rhiannon> I have no idea who he should be
May 23 22:53:50 <Walrus> why not seem a little less aroused
May 23 22:54:02 <Walrus> HECTOR PLOTS
May 23 22:54:17 <Rhiannon> LEDAH DOESN'T DRINK?!
May 23 22:54:26 <Rhiannon> OR DO I HAVE THEM MIXED UP
May 23 22:54:34 <Walrus> LEDAH HAS NO EMOTIONS
May 23 22:54:42 <Walrus> HECTOR WANTS TO FUSE WITH THE GARGOYLE
May 23 22:54:52 <Walrus> NO HECTOR
May 23 22:54:54 <Walrus> PLANES ARE BD
May 23 22:54:55 <Walrus> AD
May 23 22:54:56 <Walrus> BAD
May 23 22:54:58 <Rhiannon> YES
May 23 22:55:03 <Rhiannon> ARCHANGEL WILL GET YOU :(
May 23 22:55:20 <Walrus> :|
May 23 22:55:26 <Rhiannon> We skipped Aghart and Isher
May 23 22:55:29 <Rhiannon> OH MAN
May 23 22:55:31 <Rhiannon> HE CAME PREPARED
May 23 22:55:33 <Rhiannon> HE HAS IRIA'S BOW
May 23 22:55:44 <Walrus> MORE LIKE
May 23 22:55:45 <Walrus> ARBALEST
May 23 22:55:48 <Rhiannon> MORE LIKE
May 23 22:55:50 <Rhiannon> IRON BOWGUN
May 23 22:56:03 <Walrus> ...
May 23 22:56:11 <Rhiannon> That was a bad joke too
May 23 22:56:12 <Walrus> who
May 23 22:56:16 <Walrus> would marry someone like that
May 23 22:56:20 <Walrus> BATS
May 23 22:56:23 <Walrus> BAAAAATS
May 23 22:56:26 <Walrus> EE
May 23 22:56:42 * Walrus captures Mr Bat
May 23 22:56:46 <Rhiannon> OMG
May 23 22:56:49 <Rhiannon> GOOD JOB
May 23 22:56:55 <Walrus> >_>
May 23 22:56:56 <Walrus> lesbians
May 23 22:56:58 <Rhiannon> 10000 POINTS
May 23 22:57:05 <Rhiannon> It's the Sage and Fool
May 23 22:57:06 <Walrus> LET'S RUB OURSELVES ON THIS THRONE
May 23 22:57:14 <Walrus> HE'S
May 23 22:57:15 <Rhiannon> ... Wait
May 23 22:57:16 <Walrus> ARCHANGEL
May 23 22:57:24 <Rhiannon> THE ACCURSED!!1111
May 23 22:57:34 <Walrus> LICK MY BLADES, GIRLS
May 23 22:57:42 <Walrus> I WANNA IMPALE YOU
May 23 22:57:49 <Walrus> or maybe he's Isher
May 23 22:58:00 <Rhiannon> But then who are the girls?
May 23 22:58:04 <Walrus> hm
May 23 22:58:08 <Walrus> <_<
May 23 22:58:09 <Rhiannon> Huh
May 23 22:58:10 <Rhiannon> A third
May 23 22:58:12 <Rhiannon> I dunno
May 23 22:58:16 <Walrus> oh
May 23 22:58:17 <Walrus> those
May 23 22:58:20 <Walrus> succubi
May 23 22:58:24 <Walrus> from Lacrima Castle
May 23 22:58:26 <Rhiannon> Ohh
May 23 22:58:31 <Rhiannon> That works
May 23 22:58:49 <Walrus> ...
May 23 22:58:57 <Walrus> what the hell
May 23 22:59:01 <Rhiannon> WHAT IS SHE DOING THERE
May 23 22:59:05 <Walrus> FORCE CHOKE
May 23 22:59:08 <Walrus> LET'S BEHEAD HER
May 23 22:59:24 <Walrus> FUCK YEAH VAMPIRE RAVE
May 23 22:59:46 <Walrus> that sword is awfully dull
May 23 22:59:50 <Walrus> a snake :(
May 23 22:59:56 <Rhiannon> WHERE DID THAT COME FROM
May 23 22:59:58 <Rhiannon> IS IT A TRIFFID
May 23 23:00:01 <Walrus> HIS PANTS
May 23 23:00:01 <Rhiannon> No wait
May 23 23:00:02 <Rhiannon> IT'S
May 23 23:00:03 <Rhiannon> IT'S THE
May 23 23:00:05 <Rhiannon> THE WYRM
May 23 23:00:09 <Walrus> NO
May 23 23:00:14 <Walrus> THE SNAKE BY THE TAROT CHEST
May 23 23:00:17 <Rhiannon> OH
May 23 23:00:19 <Rhiannon> THAT'S PERFECT
May 23 23:00:22 <Walrus> EIN CAN'T TOSS IT ANYMORE
May 23 23:00:23 <Walrus> HE'S DEAD
May 23 23:00:25 <Rhiannon> THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN EIN DOESN'T TOSS IT
May 23 23:00:27 <Walrus> SO YOU LOST POINTS
May 23 23:00:36 <Walrus> OR
May 23 23:00:39 <Walrus> SOMETHING
May 23 23:00:55 <Walrus> let's see how the porn is going
May 23 23:02:47 <Walrus> :( this makes me want tomorrow's dinner
May 23 23:02:54 <Walrus> THE PENIS COMMERCIAL AGAIN
May 23 23:04:48 <Rhiannon> Eew
May 23 23:04:54 <Rhiannon> Isher is kissing the Succubi
May 23 23:05:11 <Walrus> YOU KNOW I DON'T DO THAT STUFF, MANG
May 23 23:05:17 <Walrus> TREE STUFF
May 23 23:05:19 <Walrus> YGGDRASIL
May 23 23:05:42 <Walrus> :|
May 23 23:06:00 <Walrus> RAT WITH WINGS
May 23 23:06:43 <Walrus> and then Basshunter starts
May 23 23:06:59 <Rhiannon> YES PLEASE
May 23 23:07:07 <Rhiannon> BASSHUNTER SHOULD BE IN THIS MOVIE
May 23 23:07:28 <Walrus> haha Chia
May 23 23:07:32 <Walrus> rejected
May 23 23:07:37 <Walrus> ok, we don't need to see people raving
May 23 23:08:35 <Walrus> NOW WE SEE ISHER'S HOME
May 23 23:08:43 <Rhiannon> OH MY
May 23 23:08:45 <Walrus> A GLASS PLATE WITH RUSSIAN SCRIBBLED ON
May 23 23:08:52 <Rhiannon> WHO WILL BREAK THE SHIELD
May 23 23:08:54 <Rhiannon> EIN IS DEAD
May 23 23:08:55 <Walrus> THIS IS LIKE THE ZOMBIE GANGSTER MOVIE
May 23 23:08:56 <Rhiannon> WE'RE COMPLETLEY
May 23 23:08:57 <Rhiannon> SCREWED
May 23 23:09:23 <Walrus> WATCH OUT MAN
May 23 23:09:28 <Walrus> MY ACCENT IS THICKER THAN YOURS
May 23 23:09:35 <Walrus> THIS IS MY CASTLE NOW, ISHER
May 23 23:09:43 <Rhiannon> He must be Chappi
May 23 23:09:50 <Rhiannon> He made a Diviner
May 23 23:09:56 <Rhiannon> So he can break the shield
May 23 23:10:19 <Walrus> you mean a guns
May 23 23:10:21 <Walrus> LINDWURM
May 23 23:10:23 <Rhiannon> OH GOD
May 23 23:10:24 <Walrus> MY GOOD FRIEND
May 23 23:10:27 <Walrus> LET'S SHOOT YOU
May 23 23:10:29 <Rhiannon> WOW
May 23 23:10:36 <Rhiannon> LINDWURM IS ATTACKING CHAPPI AND ARCHANGEL
May 23 23:10:38 <Rhiannon> I MEAN
May 23 23:10:38 <Rhiannon> ISHER
May 23 23:10:53 <Walrus> WURM'D
May 23 23:11:03 <Walrus> or, he saved Isher
May 23 23:11:09 <Rhiannon> BUT CHAPPI'S STILL THERE
May 23 23:11:11 <Walrus> :/
May 23 23:11:12 <Walrus> nope
May 23 23:11:13 <Rhiannon> AND DOESN'T BELIEVE IN LINDWURM
May 23 23:11:14 <Rhiannon> OH MAN
May 23 23:11:16 <Walrus> he just got forge'd
May 23 23:11:25 <Walrus> IS IT BECAUSE OF HIS CROSS?
May 23 23:11:31 <Walrus> OR HIS DECENDANTRY
May 23 23:11:31 <Rhiannon> OF COURSE
May 23 23:11:34 <Rhiannon> THE CROSS
May 23 23:11:36 <Walrus> NO ISHER
May 23 23:11:41 <Rhiannon> Oh my
May 23 23:11:45 <Walrus> EMOSHER
May 23 23:11:50 <Rhiannon> Is he killing himself?
May 23 23:11:53 <Walrus> HECTOR?
May 23 23:12:00 <Walrus> HECTOR WHERE ARE MY CARROTS
May 23 23:12:17 <Walrus> Durant is going to get captured
May 23 23:12:25 <Walrus> see, she can read
May 23 23:12:25 <Rhiannon> :(
May 23 23:12:29 <Walrus> equip the book
May 23 23:12:32 <Rhiannon> She's gonna be kidnapped by Hector
May 23 23:12:35 <Rhiannon> BUT FOR WHAT PURPOSE
May 23 23:12:43 <Walrus> hm
May 23 23:12:49 <Walrus> IT'S HER SORTIE MUSIC
May 23 23:12:52 <Rhiannon> HECTOR MUST BE THE ONE BEHIND THE ACCURSED
May 23 23:12:53 <Rhiannon> OMG
May 23 23:12:54 <Rhiannon> HECTOR
May 23 23:12:56 <Rhiannon> RELEASED
May 23 23:12:57 <Rhiannon> THE ACCURST
May 23 23:13:10 <Walrus> I THOUGHT IT WAS THE EARTHQUAKE?
May 23 23:13:16 <Rhiannon> I DON'T KNOW
May 23 23:13:16 <Walrus> SHE'S GOING TO DRINK
May 23 23:13:20 <Rhiannon> IT WAS PROBABLY HIS FAULT THOUGH
May 23 23:13:55 <Walrus> and people are having kitchensex
May 23 23:16:20 <Walrus> is she talking to that bicycle?
May 23 23:16:26 <Rhiannon> Yes
May 23 23:16:28 <Rhiannon> Yes she is
May 23 23:16:46 <Walrus> THE CAT KILLED HER DAD
May 23 23:16:51 * Chardes (76645619@PSI-EA8CC72D.mibbit.com) has joined #lcn
May 23 23:16:54 <Rhiannon> OMG
May 23 23:16:55 <Rhiannon> CHARDES
May 23 23:16:55 <Walrus> what
May 23 23:16:57 <Rhiannon> WOW
May 23 23:17:00 <Chardes> WHY HELLO THAR
May 23 23:17:09 <Rhiannon> WE WERE JSUT TALKING ABOUT RIVIERA
May 23 23:17:18 <Rhiannon> KIND OF
May 23 23:17:19 <Chardes> Er.
May 23 23:17:23 <Walrus> A RIVIERA MOVIE
May 23 23:17:24 <Chardes> It r0x0rz my b0x0rz?
May 23 23:17:27 <Chardes> WHAT THERE IS?
May 23 23:17:37 <Rhiannon> YES IT IS CALLED GARGOYLES
May 23 23:17:49 <Chardes> o_O
May 23 23:17:51 <Rhiannon> I KNOW
May 23 23:17:58 <Walrus> HERPES
May 23 23:18:02 <Rhiannon> ...
May 23 23:18:06 <Rhiannon> I have Toyota again
May 23 23:18:09 <Walrus> man
May 23 23:18:16 <Rhiannon> WHY DO YOU GET SUCH SUSPICIOUS COMMERCIALS
May 23 23:18:16 <Walrus> they don't want you to see sexy commercials, do they :(
May 23 23:18:16 <Chardes> gargoyles? 8D;
May 23 23:18:20 <Rhiannon> COMPARED TO MY CAR COMMERCIALS
May 23 23:18:30 <Rhiannon> IT'S SOME BAD SCIFI MOVIE
May 23 23:18:34 <Rhiannon> BUT IT'S CLEARLY RIVIERA
May 23 23:18:38 <Rhiannon> THEY FOUGHT THE ZOMBIE DRAGON
May 23 23:18:43 <Chardes> BUT IT'S OLD
May 23 23:18:55 <Walrus> that cow again
May 23 23:19:09 <Rhiannon> IT'S BACK ON
May 23 23:20:35 <Walrus> I WAS HOPING YOU'D SAY THAT
May 23 23:20:39 <Walrus> >:|
May 23 23:20:44 <Walrus> what a terrible face
May 23 23:21:18 <Walrus> Fia's getting jealous
May 23 23:21:26 <Rhiannon> She would
May 23 23:21:29 <Rhiannon> Now that Ein is dead
May 23 23:21:32 <Walrus> he can be Al
May 23 23:21:36 <Walrus> since he's a Griffon
May 23 23:21:56 <Chardes> ... are we even talking about Riviera anymore? 8DD;
May 23 23:22:03 <Walrus> it's DHE movie
May 23 23:22:03 <Rhiannon> KIND OF
May 23 23:22:23 <Rhiannon> Isher's gone mad
May 23 23:22:28 <Rhiannon> After Lindwurm saved him
May 23 23:22:33 <Walrus> he's gotta be drugged up
May 23 23:22:37 <Chardes> ... XD????
May 23 23:22:48 <Rhiannon> HEY CHARDES
May 23 23:22:48 <Chardes> BRB BATTLE AGAIN
May 23 23:22:51 <Rhiannon> DO YOU HAVE THE SCIFI CHANNEL
May 23 23:22:53 <Walrus> someone had him sniff some herbs
May 23 23:22:55 <Chardes> HEY RHIANNON
May 23 23:22:57 <Chardes> WHAT SCIFI?
May 23 23:23:01 <Rhiannon> YES
May 23 23:23:04 <Rhiannon> IT IS ON THE SCIFI CHANNEL
May 23 23:23:12 <Chardes> what is this channel you speak of
May 23 23:23:19 <Rhiannon> I GUESS YOU DON'T HAVE IT
May 23 23:23:24 <Chardes> I DON'T
May 23 23:23:24 <Rhiannon> IT SHOWS BAD SCIFI MOVIES ALL DAY THOUGH
May 23 23:23:44 <Chardes> LET ME CHECK MY PR0N-- I MEAN, MY WEB TV
May 23 23:24:05 <Walrus> Hector knows Isher
May 23 23:24:43 <Walrus> HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE ACCURSED?
May 23 23:24:52 <Rhiannon> Wow
May 23 23:24:56 <Rhiannon> They see them in churches all the time?
May 23 23:25:00 <Chardes> OTL
May 23 23:25:05 <Walrus> in Europe
May 23 23:25:38 <Walrus> so he was Jesus
May 23 23:27:11 <Chardes> *tackles Rhia*
May 23 23:27:17 * Rhiannon dies
May 23 23:27:23 <Chardes> >:
May 23 23:27:30 <Walrus> Dracula fed people diamonds
May 23 23:27:52 <Chardes> won't the people become filthy rich then
May 23 23:27:54 <Chardes> ;o
May 23 23:28:16 <Rhiannon> LINDWURM MUST BE STOPPEd
May 23 23:28:17 <Walrus> why is that fire hydrant on the edge of the road
May 23 23:28:24 <Rhiannon> BECAUSE THE ROAD SETS ON FIRE
May 23 23:28:25 <Rhiannon> AT NIGHT
May 23 23:28:27 <Rhiannon> IN THE SUMMER
May 23 23:28:31 <Walrus> DURANT WILL FLY AL TO THE NELDE RUINS
May 23 23:28:32 <Rhiannon> WHEN IT IS RAINING
May 23 23:29:14 <Walrus> she's from America too
May 23 23:29:24 <Walrus> is he the Archangel?
May 23 23:29:34 <Rhiannon> He's Graham
May 23 23:29:55 <Walrus> okay, they have terrible priestly actors
May 23 23:30:21 <Walrus> did he say "zebra"?
May 23 23:30:34 <Rhiannon> DIDN'T HEAR IT BUT MAYBE
May 23 23:30:41 <Rhiannon> Why are commercials so LOUD
May 23 23:30:45 <Walrus> IT WAS LIKE "ZEBELA"
May 23 23:30:50 <Rhiannon> YES
May 23 23:30:51 <Rhiannon> YES HE DID
May 23 23:30:51 <Walrus> I DON'T KNOW
May 23 23:33:33 <Walrus> ANOTHER PENIS COMMERCIAL
May 23 23:34:54 <Walrus> OH LOOK
May 23 23:34:56 <Walrus> ARBALEST
May 23 23:35:16 <Rhiannon> Graham knows how to kill Lindwurm
May 23 23:35:44 <Walrus> well
May 23 23:35:45 <Walrus> OH LOOK
May 23 23:35:50 <Rhiannon> That's hilarious
May 23 23:35:55 <Walrus> LET'S SHOOT IT WITH BULLETS
May 23 23:35:55 <Rhiannon> "COULDN'T YOU BE MORE SPECIFIC"
May 23 23:35:57 <Rhiannon> AND THEN IT COMES
May 23 23:36:00 <Rhiannon> THE FOOLS
May 23 23:36:03 <Walrus> LAWL
May 23 23:36:04 <Rhiannon> WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
May 23 23:36:10 <Rhiannon> ONLY ARROWS HAVE A PIERCING EFFECT
May 23 23:36:25 <Rhiannon> Graham's screwed
May 23 23:36:33 <Walrus> YOU MEAN VORED
May 23 23:36:39 <Walrus> how do you fit a bowgun in your car?
May 23 23:37:06 <Walrus> OH MY GOD IT'S ON TOP~
May 23 23:37:13 <Walrus> man
May 23 23:37:14 <Rhiannon> Also, Walrus
May 23 23:37:16 <Rhiannon>
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BowgunMay 23 23:37:17 <Rhiannon> I wasn't wrong
May 23 23:37:22 <Walrus> Gargoyles can't comprehend cars
May 23 23:37:39 <Rhiannon> Can he comprehend tunnels?
May 23 23:37:51 <Walrus> he followed them through one
May 23 23:37:52 <Walrus> CAWWWW
May 23 23:37:59 <Chardes> TEMPTATION TO PCHAT
May 23 23:37:59 <Walrus> <_<
May 23 23:38:02 <Walrus> what
May 23 23:38:06 <Walrus> the hell
May 23 23:38:11 <Walrus> it was weak to Lightning?
May 23 23:38:24 <Rhiannon> I thought he was weak to Fire
May 23 23:39:24 <Walrus> Ledah is looking at scrolls
May 23 23:39:34 <Walrus> THE BOWGUN, LEDAH
May 23 23:39:39 <Walrus> YOU CAN'T USE IT
May 23 23:39:41 <Rhiannon> LEDAH IS GOING TO AVENGE EIN'S DEATH
May 23 23:39:43 <Walrus> YOU REFUSE TO USE IT
May 23 23:39:48 <Walrus> LORELEI IS THE ONLY WEAPON YOU NEED
May 23 23:39:54 <Rhiannon> Oh my...
May 23 23:39:56 <Rhiannon> This could turn out bad
May 23 23:40:13 <Walrus> he's gonna save Ein
May 23 23:40:19 <Walrus> who managed to hide with Rose
May 23 23:40:19 <Rhiannon> Ein is already dead
May 23 23:40:23 <Walrus> ;-;
May 23 23:40:27 <ChefMKT> Good
May 23 23:40:28 <ChefMKT> Ein needs to die
May 23 23:40:30 <Rhiannon> NOTHING YOU DO OR SAY CAN CHANGE IT
May 23 23:40:33 <Walrus> but
May 23 23:40:40 <Walrus> WHAT IF THEY HAD THE STAFF
May 23 23:40:42 <Walrus> OF
ANCARDIAMay 23 23:40:42 <Rhiannon> UNLESS THE MOVIE SAYS SO
May 23 23:40:43 <Rhiannon> OH
May 23 23:40:44 <Rhiannon> HEY
May 23 23:40:45 <Rhiannon> URSULA
May 23 23:40:47 <Rhiannon> SHE CAN SAVE THEM
May 23 23:40:50 <ChefMKT> NO
May 23 23:40:52 <Walrus> YEAH :D
May 23 23:40:54 <ChefMKT> URSULA IS USELESS
May 23 23:41:04 <Walrus> SILLY LEDAH
May 23 23:41:12 <Walrus> YOUR BREASTS CAN'T SAVE ASGARD NOW
May 23 23:41:13 <Rhiannon> I HOPE HE REALIZES HE HAS NO SKILL WITH THAT CROSSBOW
May 23 23:41:45 <Walrus> MAN
May 23 23:42:00 <Walrus> HECTOR FOUND HIM
May 23 23:42:02 <Rhiannon> Oh man
May 23 23:42:04 <Rhiannon> Ledah got owned
May 23 23:42:14 <Walrus> THE ACCURSED WILL TAKE OVER
May 23 23:42:19 <Walrus> LEDAH WANTS TO REVOLT
May 23 23:42:25 <Walrus> BUT HECTOR IS THEIR LEADER
May 23 23:42:33 <Walrus> WHAT
May 23 23:42:37 <Rhiannon> Woah
May 23 23:42:38 <Walrus> DID HECTOR
May 23 23:42:40 <Rhiannon> Hector killed Ledah
May 23 23:42:41 <Walrus> JUST SHOOT LEDAH?
May 23 23:42:47 <Rhiannon> WHAT A TWIST
May 23 23:42:49 <Walrus> yeah, big guns
May 23 23:42:53 <Walrus> like what?
May 23 23:42:58 <Walrus> NO DURANT
May 23 23:43:01 <Walrus> HECTOR'S WAITING FOR YOU
May 23 23:43:33 <Walrus> haw
May 23 23:43:37 <Walrus> Magipunch'd
May 23 23:43:37 <Rhiannon> DURANT :(
May 23 23:43:47 <Rhiannon> Hector's gonna succeed at this rate
May 23 23:43:58 <Walrus> well
May 23 23:44:00 <Walrus> he almost did
May 23 23:44:14 <Rhiannon> IT IS UP TO AL
May 23 23:44:14 <Walrus> :/ and after all that hard work
May 23 23:44:22 <Walrus> HIS FEATHER BOOSTS MORALE
May 23 23:44:23 <Rhiannon> HE NEEDS TO FIND URSULA
May 23 23:44:27 <Rhiannon> TO REVIVE EIN
May 23 23:44:29 <Walrus> I THINK
May 23 23:44:32 <Rhiannon> SO HE CAN SLAY THE ACCURSED
May 23 23:44:43 <Walrus> HE NEEDS TO USE HIS ARBALEST
May 23 23:44:45 <Walrus> OR STEAL ONE FROM HECTOR
May 23 23:45:03 <Walrus> THIS TIME, CRAZY BLACK PEOPLE ARE HAVING SEX
May 23 23:45:05 <Walrus> STANDING UP
May 23 23:45:13 <Walrus> IN THE DARK
May 23 23:45:14 <Rhiannon> That's confusing
May 23 23:45:17 <Rhiannon> Isher is still alive, right?
May 23 23:45:23 <Walrus> but crazy
May 23 23:45:28 <Rhiannon> He'll have to help
May 23 23:45:37 <Walrus> Hector disposed of him
May 23 23:45:40 <Walrus> GIANT BUG
May 23 23:45:41 <Rhiannon> :(
May 23 23:45:42 <Walrus> YEAAAAAH
May 23 23:45:43 <Rhiannon> What the
May 23 23:45:50 <Walrus> I love those commercials
May 23 23:45:57 <Rhiannon> That was so random
May 23 23:47:10 <Walrus> >_>
May 23 23:47:13 <Walrus> the hell
May 23 23:47:24 <Rhiannon> I don't like that commercial
May 23 23:47:30 <Walrus> which?
May 23 23:47:33 <Rhiannon> The animonday one
May 23 23:47:36 <Walrus> k
May 23 23:47:36 <Rhiannon> I don't get it :(
May 23 23:47:40 <Walrus> haha
May 23 23:47:44 <Walrus> more guns
May 23 23:47:58 <Walrus> a flamethrower?
May 23 23:48:02 <Rhiannon> THOSE FOOLS
May 23 23:48:05 <Rhiannon> ACTUALLY
May 23 23:48:07 <Walrus> YOU'RE A SACRIFICE TO THE DEMONS, DURANT
May 23 23:48:07 <Rhiannon> LINDWURM IS WEAK TO FIRE
May 23 23:48:12 <Rhiannon> IT'S GONNA WORK
May 23 23:48:14 <Rhiannon> EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY
May 23 23:48:19 <Rhiannon> EXCEPT DURANT MIGHT DIE
May 23 23:48:28 <Walrus> they're going to storm the cave and slay the demonz
May 23 23:48:35 <Walrus> LEDAH
May 23 23:48:42 <Rhiannon> "YOU KILLED LEDAH?!"
May 23 23:49:00 <Walrus> WORSHIP HECTOR
May 23 23:49:01 <Walrus> HE WANTS TO BE A GOD
May 23 23:49:29 <Walrus> told you
May 23 23:49:33 <Walrus> the earthquake did it
May 23 23:49:38 <Rhiannon> Hector caused it though
May 23 23:49:41 <Rhiannon> HE HAD TO HAVE
May 23 23:49:52 <Rhiannon> Oh, poor Durant :(
May 23 23:49:56 <Walrus> Durant's going to help the babies
May 23 23:50:03 <Walrus> he loves babies :3
May 23 23:50:10 <Walrus> OH LOOK A BLOOD
May 23 23:50:21 <Rhiannon> Who was Wells again?
May 23 23:50:30 <Rhiannon> Oh
May 23 23:50:30 <Rhiannon> Fia
May 23 23:50:31 <Walrus> the blonde woman
May 23 23:50:42 <Walrus> LEDAH
May 23 23:50:45 <Walrus> SAVE EIN WITH YOUR LAST BREATH
May 23 23:51:38 <Rhiannon> How adorable
May 23 23:51:47 <Rhiannon> The wurm eggs are hatching
May 23 23:51:49 <Rhiannon> wyrm
May 23 23:51:52 <Rhiannon> Whichever
May 23 23:52:08 <Rhiannon> LEDAH :(
May 23 23:52:12 <Walrus> Ledah got rocked
May 23 23:52:23 <Rhiannon> HE TRIED TO SAVE DURANT
May 23 23:52:27 <Rhiannon> WOW
May 23 23:52:28 <Rhiannon> THEY'RE DIIOTS
May 23 23:52:29 <Rhiannon> STILL
May 23 23:52:30 <Rhiannon> USING
May 23 23:52:31 <Rhiannon> GUNS
May 23 23:52:39 <Walrus> SMILE AND SHOOT WYRMS
May 23 23:52:45 <Walrus> babies can die from guns
May 23 23:52:46 <Rhiannon> Oh wow
May 23 23:52:53 <Rhiannon> I guess they're not UNHOLY enough
May 23 23:52:54 <Walrus> THEY'RE BABIES
May 23 23:53:02 <Rhiannon> DON'T WASTE ALL YOUR AMMO GUYS
May 23 23:53:06 <Walrus> didn't you listen to Graham?
May 23 23:53:09 <Rhiannon> No
May 23 23:53:12 <Rhiannon> Definitely not
May 23 23:53:14 <Walrus> it's only the full grown ones
May 23 23:53:17 <Walrus> that need the bowgun
May 23 23:53:25 <Rhiannon> OUT OF AMMO
May 23 23:53:28 <Rhiannon> AS EXPECTED
May 23 23:53:46 <Walrus> just bomb the entrance
May 23 23:53:56 <Walrus> :/
May 23 23:54:01 <Walrus> wow
May 23 23:54:04 <Rhiannon> YES
May 23 23:54:05 <Rhiannon> FLAMETHROWER
May 23 23:54:08 <Rhiannon> GOOD IDEA
May 23 23:54:10 <Walrus> how did it get dark that fast?
May 23 23:54:14 <Rhiannon> THANK YOU INTELLIGENT PERSON
May 23 23:54:26 <Walrus> AHA
May 23 23:54:26 <Walrus> HE BOMBED IT
May 23 23:54:27 <Walrus> I WIN
May 23 23:54:28 <Rhiannon> Oh hey Isher
May 23 23:54:40 <Walrus> was that someone's shoe?
May 23 23:54:44 <Rhiannon> BUT WHAT ABOUT LINDUWURM
May 23 23:54:45 <Rhiannon> -U
May 23 23:54:49 <Walrus> alright what the hell
May 23 23:54:56 <Walrus> how did that blast extend all the way to there?
May 23 23:55:19 <Walrus> IF YOU HADN'T COME WHEN YOU DID
May 23 23:55:30 <Walrus> SCRAAAAAW
May 23 23:55:41 <Walrus> duck to avoid attacks
May 23 23:55:53 <Rhiannon> Wow
May 23 23:55:56 <Rhiannon> They actually hit it
May 23 23:56:10 <Walrus> I bet it didn't have blood on it
May 23 23:56:15 <Rhiannon> NOW IT REVIVES
May 23 23:56:17 <Rhiannon> AS ARCHANGEL
May 23 23:56:27 <Walrus> HASTA LA VISTA
May 23 23:56:27 <Walrus> BABY
May 23 23:56:32 <Rhiannon> AND WITH HOLY POWERS YOUR PREISTBLOOD MEANS NOTHING
May 23 23:56:36 <Walrus> he looks like such an asshat
May 23 23:57:40 <Walrus> ...
May 23 23:57:46 <Rhiannon> SEQUEL INCOMING
May 23 23:57:51 <Walrus> now they're going to fight aliens?
May 23 23:57:52 <Rhiannon> IT WILL BE TITLED
May 23 23:57:54 <Rhiannon> YGGDRA UNION
May 23 23:58:02 <Walrus> GARGOYLE UNION
May 23 23:58:03 <Rhiannon> DURANT AND AL WILL RETURN
May 23 23:58:05 <Walrus> WE'LL NEVER FEAST ALONE
May 23 23:58:16 <Rhiannon> What an awful movie
May 23 23:58:24 <Walrus> yeah
May 23 23:58:28 <Walrus> I blame you
May 23 23:58:36 <Walrus> shark movie next
May 23 23:58:43 <Walrus> you watching?
May 23 23:58:46 <Rhiannon> MAYBE
May 23 23:58:57 <Rhiannon> I MIGHT NOT THOUGH
May 23 23:59:00 <Rhiannon> I PLAN TO WATCH THE
May 23 23:59:06 <Rhiannon> THE SHARK MOVIE AFTER THE ONE THAT'S ALMOST ON
May 23 23:59:13 <Rhiannon> SO MAYBE I SHOULD TAKE A BREAK
May 23 23:59:16 <Walrus> RAAAAGING SHARKS
May 23 23:59:34 <Rhiannon> I'll have it on though
May 23 23:59:34 <Walrus> they sound like Asaph's kind of sharks
Dicuss.